THE SPEED WALKING RANCH EATING GIRLS OF WALMART

[Blaggut]

Random post here, but I'm bored. So story time.

I was walking around Walmart today, specifically produce section. Everyone is walking around pretty slowly, as normal, when this cart just speeds through. This woman is pushing a cart filled with cheap foods at considerably high speeds, with her twelve year old daughter in the cart's main. They seem to be arguing over something, but I only catch a tiny snippet of the conversation and they run, or perhaps speed walk, past me. That snippet being what I assume is the mother yelling loudly over the din of her own cart "BUT IT HAS RANCH IN IT!" and then, poof, they're gone. I see them I few more times during this visit to the store, and they are always moving very quickly with the daughter sitting in the cart. Eventually they speed to the restroom and the daughter, I kid you not, does a full on jump out of the cart, pushes it in reverse to a position near the entrance of the restroom, and sprints into the girls' bathroom.

Tremble in fear at the face of; THE SPEED WALKING RANCH EATING GIRLS OF WALMART

[Jukka the Sling]

Wow.

People of Walmart are undeniably weird.

[Lady Amber]

How peculiar.

[The Skarzs]

Wow.

People of Walmart are undeniably weird.

^

[Søren]

[The Skarzs]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I am feeling quite glad that we don't have Walmart here.

[Søren]

[The Skarzs]

Hah!

[Russa Nodrey]

[Lady Amber]

[The Skarzs]

Thread repurposed.

[Ashleg]

This is why I shop at Target.

[Søren]

I love me some Target.

[Blaggut]

Mm, Target