Big "Troll" Ant'ony Galletto's Mansion

[LT Sandpaw]

What's the job boss, I'm willing n' able? Oh an' seein' if I need a right old nicky I like being called SaLT, but tha's just preference on my part.

[The Skarzs]

I don't want any more of those "vote for Ashleg" things showing up anywheres. You see someone puttin' one up, you take it down, or take them down. Don't matter who you's vote for, but I don't want those filthy posters on my street.

You, Del-thing, I'm countin' on you ta see if you can pop this guy who calls 'imself "Lord Ashenwyte". 'E took over a certain mental facility that used t'be mine.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Skips along happily* Hi, Skarzsy! *Holds out a platter* Do ya want a cupcake?

[Groddil]

'Iz zat so, Ant'ony? Ya wanna take down the vote ashleg thingos? Think again, you'll never take 'em down!

SUPPORT REAL PEOPLE!
VOTE ASHLEG, NOT CRAPPYCLOGGZ!

[Kitsune]

Would we be safe if we stay here?

[Russa Nodrey]

Do you want a cupcake? ) )

[Kitsune]

I'm good, thanks

[Delthion]

@Skarzs I am already working on that sir!

[The Skarzs]

*Has goons throw Ashleg out.* You're trespassin'. This here ain't no political house.

Would we be safe if we stay here?

Depends what you're trying to stay safe from, Spanner.

*Skips along happily* Hi, Skarzsy! *Holds out a platter* Do ya want a cupcake?

*Knocks the ash off the end of the cigar onto a cupcake and eats it.*

@Skarzs I am already working on that sir!

Excellent.

[Delthion]

Actually, he's already dead.

[The Skarzs]

Dead men spread no tales, eh? Well, keep an eye out anyways. People 'round here don't know when t' stay dead.

[Delthion]

Couldn't agree more!

[Kitsune]

Generally speaking, people disturbing me while I take a long rest.

[The Skarzs]

*Inspects derby for specs of dirt.* Sure, I can keep you safe. Just gotta be sure to give me somethin' in return when I asks.

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune places a large bag of gems on the table.

Hopefully this can compensate.

* Kitsune walks off to find a quiet place.