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Delthion

#105
July 10, 2016, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on July 09, 2016, 10:08:15 PM
*Pours hot chocolate down to wash the banana peals away*

*gets a face full of roasted crickets*

*Dodges locusts*

Hey! Raw locusts are not food! They're disgusting!

*rains down cooked spaghetti on everyone*

Talk to John the Baptist and get back to me on that one! ;D

*Is buried under spaghetti. Becomes the Spaghettinator, attacks Amy.*

Since I now AM food I can attack people myself! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#106
July 11, 2016, 04:45:28 PM
Since Del is food we can eat him.
* Lord Daskar eats Del.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

#107
July 13, 2016, 04:08:55 PM
But it's a food FIGHT not a food feast. ;D

*Pulverizes Daskar.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#108
July 13, 2016, 05:13:56 PM
I was hungry.

* Lord Daskar is pulverized.
* Lord Daskar throws crackers at Del.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

LT Sandpaw

#109
July 13, 2016, 05:35:29 PM

*Picks up Del and uses him as a whip on Daskar.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Eulaliaaa!

#110
July 13, 2016, 05:39:24 PM
*Beats Del with a turkey leg*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lord Daskar

#111
July 13, 2016, 06:54:21 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 13, 2016, 05:35:29 PM

*Picks up Del and uses him as a whip on Daskar.*
I ate Del.

Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 13, 2016, 05:39:24 PM
*Beats Del with a turkey leg*
See above.

* Lord Daskar throws Sandwiches at Sand.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

#112
July 13, 2016, 09:30:48 PM
*Has very high acidic properties. Daskar dissolves, I tackle Eul.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#113
July 13, 2016, 10:09:29 PM
*Flat Lord Daskar easily trips Del using a slice of cheese.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

#114
July 13, 2016, 10:10:49 PM
*Daskar's molecules lost their magnetism and fall through the earth into the core, where they are crushed and burned up.*

*Tackles Eul.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#115
July 13, 2016, 10:12:08 PM Last Edit: July 13, 2016, 10:18:55 PM by Lord Daskar
*OP Lord Daskar returns from the dead.
* Lord Daskar locks Del in a cage of uncooked noodles for not using food to tackle Eul.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

#116
July 13, 2016, 10:17:04 PM
*Delthion is the Spaghettinator, so he is food.*

*Dissolves the cage and tackles Daskar.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#117
July 13, 2016, 10:20:05 PM
Fine.

* Lord Daskar beats Del with a over-sized carrot.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

#118
July 14, 2016, 12:50:19 AM
*Pulverizes Daskar with a Shepherds Pie.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lord Daskar

#119
July 14, 2016, 03:54:42 PM
* Lord Daskar reforms.

* Lord Daskar throws Deli meat at Del.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.
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