Food Fight 2.0

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Eats floor haggis*

. . .

Don't judge me!

*throws floor haggis in Russa's face*

[Delthion]

*Eats carrot, then pelts Russa with donuts.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Eats floor haggis*

. . .

Don't judge me!

*throws floor haggis in Russa's face*

*Is blinded with floor haggis and then pelted with Del's donuts*
*Throws a rotting cabbage at Del* *Throws an onion at Rosie*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Gets knocked out by onion*

[Delthion]

*Puts Russa in a giant unbaked calzone, puts it with her in the it in the oven. Is hit by rotten cabbage.*

[The Skarzs]

*Eats floor haggis*

*Eye twitches.* . . . Sorry, what? Floor haggis?

[Delthion]

What she meant was the Haggis on the floor. What she said was Haggis made out of floor. While we are on the subject of Haggis, I refuse to eat anything that is named after decomposing animals and plants!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts Russa in a giant unbaked calzone, puts it with her in the it in the oven. Is hit by rotten cabbage.*

*Bursts out of oven and pelts Del with rotten eggs*

[Delthion]

*Spaghettinates Russa.*

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar throws lots of spaghetti at Del.

Soon he'll be too fat to move.

[The Skarzs]

I doubt it. Have you seen how many people he's eaten whole?

What she meant was the Haggis on the floor. What she said was Haggis made out of floor. While we are on the subject of Haggis, I refuse to eat anything that is named after decomposing animals and plants!

Haggis face.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Spaghettinates Russa.*

*Catapults a watermelon at Del*

[Lord Daskar]

I doubt it. Have you seen how many people he's eaten whole?

I saw he ate you. It was amusing.

* Lord Daskar throws more spaghetti at Del.

[Delthion]

Meh. *Spaghettinates Russa and Daskar while being clobbered with watermelons.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Breaks Del's nose with a stale biscuit*