Eul's Underground Fortress

[Eulaliaaa!]

Then I suppose we could fight the DDBs, let us kill them once and for all!

[Lord Daskar]

Excellent, I'll prepare the army.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*walks over to the showers to find Sand attempting to infiltrate the Fortress* Euull! He's at it again!

[LT Sandpaw]

 Okay thanks.

*The Biker club homies roll up on souped-up Harley Davidsons, sunglasses shinning, shotguns ready, rock music blaring, rebel flags flying, and beards and mustaches bristling.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Bristling mustaches?

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Flushes Sand down the toilet and has my ninjas steal all your bikes* Haha, there is no escape for your gang! *Ninjas start attacking Sand's biker gang*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Biker club homies drink some whisky and begin to blast the ninjas into smithereens.*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Ninjas dodge every bullet Matrix-style and start throwing ninja stars at bikers*

[LT Sandpaw]

This isn't going to get us anywhere.

*Biker club homies steal their bikes back and ride away awesomely into the sunset.*

I have decided to have my bros pull out before this got too foolish. Instead I shall take another thread.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Yeah yeah, use whatever excuse you want. They were losing anyway

[LT Sandpaw]

 

[Lord Daskar]

COWARDS!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Just set up some good ol' Tolkien eagles. Those things always save the day.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Walks in holding the head of a biker*

I finished them. Now, what makes you different from the other aspiring warlords? Answer correctly and I will pledge my forces to your army.

[Eulaliaaa!]

What makes me different? The fact that I do not depend upon my armies and victory is already mine. You can join me or not, it makes little difference. But if you fight me, I shall destroy your army.