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Started by Ashleg, July 14, 2016, 07:29:05 AM

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Ashleg


Lady Ashenwyte

WHALES ARE HERESY! *BLAMs Ashleg*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

Owoowowww!

* Ashleg , while getting blammed into outer space, takes out a walkie talkie and calls for backup.

"Whales! Whales, attack!"

Hickory

Where's Rapshade to pilot the Shadowmaster? There's no better ship.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

I'm just imagining the sound of wet fish slapping someone's face as the whales are thrown onto the deck.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

Quote from: Ashleg on July 15, 2016, 02:06:19 AM
Owoowowww!

* Ashleg , while getting blammed into outer space, takes out a walkie talkie and calls for backup.

"Whales! Whales, attack!"

Does anyone have a GIF of the whale probe on Star Trek IV? That would go perfectly here. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Gonff the Mousethief

Quote from: Skarzs on July 15, 2016, 02:12:44 AM
I'm just imagining the sound of wet fish slapping someone's face as the whales are thrown onto the deck.
Sounds about right.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

Quote from: Sagetip on July 15, 2016, 02:11:22 AM
Where's Rapshade to pilot the Shadowmaster? There's no better ship.

Caster! Caster, it's the Shadowcaster.
With a c. ;)
slaps Sagetip with a whale.

Quote from: Skarzs on July 15, 2016, 02:12:44 AM
I'm just imagining the sound of wet fish slapping someone's face as the whales are thrown onto the deck.
...pure beauty. :")

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 15, 2016, 02:29:12 AM
http://eelslap.com/

Why is there a website for that?  ;D

Hickory

Quote from: Ashleg on July 15, 2016, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on July 15, 2016, 02:11:22 AM
Where's Rapshade to pilot the Shadowmaster? There's no better ship.

Caster! Caster, it's the Shadowcaster.
With a c. ;)
slaps Sagetip with a whale.

Quote from: Skarzs on July 15, 2016, 02:12:44 AM
I'm just imagining the sound of wet fish slapping someone's face as the whales are thrown onto the deck.
...pure beauty. :")

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 15, 2016, 02:29:12 AM
http://eelslap.com/

Why is there a website for that?  ;D
I always get that wrong.

But still.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Ashleg

But nothing!
You get an F- on your test!  ;D

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Ashleg

* Ashleg slaps Sagetip with a whale.
I am soo cruel.

Delthion

Ash! The whales are unhappy with your light use of them! They are sending a probe! Beware!!! BEWARE!!!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.