*throws whales onto the deck*

[Hickory]

* Ashleg slaps Sagetip with a whale.

I am soo cruel.

I have an ally... *chattering is heard* THE BOTTLENOSE DOLPHINS!

[Ashleg]

Ash! The whales are unhappy with your light use of them! They are sending a probe! Beware!!! BEWARE!!!

A probe, yea indeed!
THE PROBE THAT DEFEATS THE BOTTLENOSE DOLPHINS!

[Delthion]

No a probe that shall speak to you and punish you for your ignorant ways! If you do not change immediately the consequences will be dire! BEWARE!!!

[Hickory]

Impossible! We shall use our nose balls to fight back!

[Delthion]

Against these Cetaceans there is no battle. Only the defeat of their foes!

[The Skarzs]

Wow. Another war?

[Ashleg]

The whales are mine to control.
They WHORSHIP me, Delthion.

ATTACK!!!

[Delthion]

Very well! But the whales do not worship you as you think. They are the ones that called me to do battle with you, their ships approach!

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Face your doom! The whales are very upset with how you treat them and are now attacking you! This is merely a probe, beware the power of the whales!

[Hickory]

The bottlenose dolphins rise in defense!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Hello all! WhaleChops Co is where you get your quality cuts of cetacean meat, fresher than anything. What would you like?

[Hickory]

Twelve servings off WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU!

*shop is destroyed by bottlenose dolphins*

[Groddil]

* Sea (Louis the) Shepard kills Ashenwyte

[Hickory]

@Groddil

I've been meaning to unveil soothing for you. It's a present I've been working on for quite a while, and with Ashleg as cellars president there's all the more reason to unveil it now.

I present to you...

*pulls down cloth*

GRODDIL'S YE OLDE MAGICK SHOP!^TM

I hope you enjoy this gift.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

PPing don't affect me, mate.

So, who'd like some fresh dolphin chops?

[Ashleg]

Me!