Supper awesome epic battle to prove you can still have fun without PPing

[Lord Daskar]

That is definitely Power Playing.

* Lord Daskar decides to see if the DDBs will listen to him.

* Lord Daskar orders DDBs to eat the food.

*DDBs attack playroom.*

[Groddil]

* Groddil walks into Gonff's kitchen, snatches a chocolate bar, and strolls into the playroom.

* Groddil injects the chocolate with a mixture of spam, bulldozer parts, rat poison, hydrochloric acid, uranium, and lead, then tosses it to the DDBs.

[Hickory]

* Sagetip stares at Groddil.

You fool! Bulldozer parts only make them stronger!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

MWAHAHAHA!

*DDBs become massive and start rampaging*

[LT Sandpaw]

Even Hitler didn't invade Switzerland Ash, come on. And this food can only be destroyed by eating it. So sit down and have a couple pies if you like.

That's because invading Switzerland is suicidal.

*Eats a couple pies then runs out and collects my bow.*

*Shoots explosive arrows at the DDBs*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*dances around the hobbit hole*