Supper awesome epic battle to prove you can still have fun without PPing

[The Skarzs]

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Sets fire to Gonff's kitchen*

*Attempts to throw a burning pie at Rosie*

*Catches Pie and like The Flash sets fire to the beacon on top of the Hobbit Hole*

Even Hitler didn't invade Switzerland Ash, come on. And this food can only be destroyed by eating it. So sit down and have a couple pies if you like.

[Rosie Willowwater]

REVENGE!!

[The Skarzs]

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You've ruined it!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Ruined what?

[The Skarzs]

My face!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Its bootiful!

[The Skarzs]

YOU PUT A SMILE ON IT!

[Rosie Willowwater]

That's a mustache

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Sets fire to Gonff's kitchen*

*Attempts to throw a burning pie at Rosie*

*Catches Pie and like The Flash sets fire to the beacon on top of the Hobbit Hole*

Even Hitler didn't invade Switzerland Ash, come on. And this food can only be destroyed by eating it. So sit down and have a couple pies if you like.

I'm not Hitler.

*DDBs come into the kitchen and start eating everything*

[The Skarzs]

That's a mustache

I'm clean shaven, thank you!

[Lord Daskar]

That's a mustache

I'm clean shaven, thank you!

Not anymore.

*Sets fire to Gonff's kitchen*

*Attempts to throw a burning pie at Rosie*

*Catches Pie and like The Flash sets fire to the beacon on top of the Hobbit Hole*

Even Hitler didn't invade Switzerland Ash, come on. And this food can only be destroyed by eating it. So sit down and have a couple pies if you like.

I'm not Hitler.

*DDBs come into the kitchen and start eating everything*

We should continue our alliance in this topic, Ashe.

* Lord Daskar sits down and eats lunch.

* Lord Daskar realizes the kitchen is on fire.

* Lord Daskar takes food outside and eats there.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Sets fire to Gonff's kitchen*

*Attempts to throw a burning pie at Rosie*

*Catches Pie and like The Flash sets fire to the beacon on top of the Hobbit Hole*

Even Hitler didn't invade Switzerland Ash, come on. And this food can only be destroyed by eating it. So sit down and have a couple pies if you like.

I'm not Hitler.

*DDBs come into the kitchen and start eating everything*

Come on now lets not act like little children Ashe, there is plenty of food for everyone if you play nice.

[Lord Daskar]

DDBs can do whatever they want.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Carries the DDBs into a playroom* Now. If you don't break anything, you will all get nice little prizes