THE DDB INVASION

[Hickory]

*the sky lights up as hundreds of cookie saucers warp into the atmosphere*
*Del is beamed up*

Take command, noble King!

[Russa Nodrey]

*DDB muffin launchers annihilate the Muskrats*

*Flying bulldozers engage the Baboons in cover*

Looks like your deaths are in the weather report, kids.

*Revs up chainaxes and finishes off the Muskrats*

*Shakes head sadly* Those poor holograms.

*Yells through a megaphone* Sons of The Cookie, of this forum, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Forumites fail, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of DDBs and shattered Cookies, when the age of forumites comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!!! By all that you hold dear on this good board, I bid you stand men of the forum!!!!!

[Lord Daskar]

Do not worry, Forumites, Admiral Daskar is here! You will be slaughtered quickly and mercilessly.

Advance, DDBs!

[Ashleg]

Heh.
I thought we were partners.

[LT Sandpaw]

Technically the DDBs don't threaten your presidency. So its cool if Daskar is with them.

[Ashleg]

Hrrrmmphh.

[LT Sandpaw]

Of course as president you could appeal to the Cellar Congress to declare war on the DDBs, but as your military advisor I would strongly advise, against it.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Oh I guess I must join, being the Queen and all that
*Glances at the army of Ninjas with Sunglasses behind me*
Tear them apart, eat their livers, stuff uncooked pasta in their ears, devour them!!!

[Lord Daskar]

Heh.
I thought we were partners.

We are not partners, my Lord. I would never dream of elevating myself to such a lofty position. I saw the DDBs as a way to eradicate those who seek to dethrone your Majesty.

[LT Sandpaw]

President Daskar, he's a resident for the sake of PR.


Of course we could always join the DDBs Mr. President sir, that would be a massive blow to our enemies the false queen of the cellars.

[Lord Daskar]

PR?

[Eulaliaaa!]

President Daskar, he's a resident for the sake of PR.


Of course we could always join the DDBs Mr. President sir, that would be a massive blow to our enemies the false queen of the cellars.

False queen? False queen?! Say it again, I dare you! I double dare you! I'll hack your limbs off with my machete, I'll arm bar you to your grave, buddy!

[LT Sandpaw]

False Queen 

[Jetthebinturong]

You are a false queen.

So was Faiyloe.

Ashleg is a false president.

The Cellars has no ruler.

[LT Sandpaw]

You are a false queen.

So was Faiyloe.

Ashleg is a false president.

The Cellars has no ruler.

Oh my goodness I really, really wanted to make a leftist joke right there. I shall refrain.