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THE DDB INVASION

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, September 03, 2016, 05:48:00 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

RAAAAGH! KILL KILL KILL!

*DDBs rampage through the Ninja army*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

The False Queen doesn't worry me.
Nor does Jet.

Let's watch in amusement.

Lady Ashenwyte

Would you like some popcorn, President Sir?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg


Lady Ashenwyte

*Popcorn appears in front of Ashleg*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

*Ninjas with Sunglasses swarm around DDBs, forcing them to abandon thread*

*hacks limbs off of Jett and Sand
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

*Flying Bulldozers do a flanking charge on the Ninjas and start routing them*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

*Armies of Teutonic Knights attack the rear of the Flying Bulldozers catching them between themselves and the Ninjas.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.