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Lady Ashenwyte

September 03, 2016, 05:48:00 AM
YOUR TIME HAS COME.

YOUR TRUE OVERLORDS RETURN.

YOUR DEFIANCE IS POINTLESS.

YOUR SCREAMS WILL BE HEARD BY ALL.

THE DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS RETURN!

*Thousands of Flying Bulldozers fill the sky*



The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Aimless Gallivanter

#1
September 03, 2016, 02:33:45 PM
* Aimless Gallivanter stops and squints up at the sky
that wasnt in the weather report
im gay!!!!!!

Delthion

#2
September 03, 2016, 02:45:44 PM
Order of the Cookie! Rally to me! To me!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Hickory

#3
September 03, 2016, 03:21:10 PM
Goddamnit...
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#4
September 03, 2016, 09:57:45 PM
Ach, 'ere ve gae again...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Russa Nodrey

#5
September 04, 2016, 12:05:50 AM
Not again!

Benevolent Baboons, Malevolent Muskrats your time has come again!!!! *Muskrats wielding chainsaws burst out of the ground* *Baboons circle overhead in helicopters*
Freddy

Banya

#6
September 04, 2016, 01:02:14 AM
oh no
   

Delthion

#7
September 04, 2016, 01:18:53 AM
Order of the Cookie! Are there no remnants of that once noble band?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#8
September 04, 2016, 03:07:20 AM
The Order of the Cookie was nothing more than a cover for my true plans!

*Order Knights charge Delthion as I munch on Cookie*

Join your accursed Cookie in death!

*DDB muffin launchers annihilate the Muskrats*

*Flying bulldozers engage the Baboons in cover*

Looks like your deaths are in the weather report, kids.

*Revs up chainaxes and finishes off the Muskrats*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#9
September 04, 2016, 03:07:46 AM
* Delthion of the Chip valiantly defends the last free stronghold, the Order of the Cookie's fortress.

To me all those who desire freedom! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#10
September 04, 2016, 03:14:29 AM
*Watches as Muffin Launchers breach the walls of the fortress*

*Watches as the Knights of the Order pour into the breach and attack Delthion*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#11
September 04, 2016, 03:16:03 AM
* Delthion is a the Spirit of the Chip, therefore is unkillable, slaughters all of the Knights of the Order until only Ashe is left.

So, it will end, as it always was destined to end, traitor against the last true Knight of the Order.

(I'll post the duel. ;D)
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#12
September 04, 2016, 03:47:15 AM
Traitor? You may have forgotten that I created the Order, and as First and Last Grandmaster, I declare you to be a filthy traitor!

*The Cookie withdraws it's support from Del and makes him killable*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#13
September 04, 2016, 03:48:38 AM
Very well, we shall see who among is the most powerful.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#14
September 04, 2016, 03:52:24 AM
DKAFNYUYJDSC! Dshdn ankdna fdah!

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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