Duel between Her Allegedly Imperial Majesty Eul and The 12 oz. SPAMbot

[Delthion]

Ladies first!

[Eulaliaaa!]

You're the only lady I see in this thread

[Delthion]

...so you're a king?

[Eulaliaaa!]

I am woman, I am not lady. There's a difference, ma'am.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

i cant believe the first page and a half of your duel trhead is just bickering over who should go first


.....actually, that doesnt surprise me at all

[Delthion]

I am woman, I am not lady. There's a difference, ma'am.

...what is that difference...sir?

[Eulaliaaa!]

A lady can be a woman, but a woman doesn't have to be a lady... or a woman can be a lady but not a lady is a woman and womanly ladies and women and ladies and..... I am a Queen, my word is law in these parts of the forum.

[Delthion]

First of all, a woman who is not a lady is a girl. Womanhood, is ladyhood.

Also, your word in this part of the forums means nothing!

Now go first because you lost the argument.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Nuh-uh! I won, I'm Queen. Now you will go first or I shall have you publicly executed.

[Delthion]

You can't have me publicly executed without winning this duel first, so you have to go first to have any hope of winning!

[Eulaliaaa!]

You are mistaken. To me, you are a mere speck of dust. You need the advantage, it's the only one you have.

[Delthion]

If I'm a speck of dust why don't you finish me right now?

[James Gryphon]

How do you know that going first is even an advantage?

[Eulaliaaa!]

Because it just is! And I want a duel, so go first so I can watch your pathetic attempts before I behead you with my trusty machete!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Get on with it!

*Sits down and munches on popcorn*