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Duel between Her Allegedly Imperial Majesty Eul and The 12 oz. SPAMbot

Started by Delthion, September 03, 2016, 06:37:33 PM

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Delthion

September 03, 2016, 06:37:33 PM Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 02:34:54 AM by Delthion
We'll just battle on the Tibetan Plateau.

Care to make the first move?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#1
September 03, 2016, 06:38:26 PM
You need the advantage, dear Del. Go ahead, child. I am waiting.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#2
September 03, 2016, 06:38:52 PM
No no, I insist, to someone so physically hampered as you, you must go first! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#3
September 03, 2016, 06:41:32 PM
Please, I am superior in every way: wings, army, machete, and all. You must try, Del. Besides, I'm going to the gym so you can take your time.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#4
September 03, 2016, 06:41:53 PM
But I said that I insisted! Therefore you must go first! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#5
September 04, 2016, 01:08:04 AM
Ah, yes, but since I am the Queen you must do as I say. Please, go ahead.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#6
September 04, 2016, 01:18:15 AM
You are false queen, and I am the SPAMbot, therefore you must go! ;D

*Whole duel consists of asking the other person to go first.* ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#7
September 04, 2016, 01:45:46 AM
Nay, good sir! You are merely challenging my power, that does not mean I don't have it! I command you to go first!

(This is the duel, I think. I don't even know anymore.)
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

James Gryphon

#8
September 04, 2016, 01:49:21 AM
Just flip a coin... it isn't rocket science.
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Delthion

#9
September 04, 2016, 02:07:17 AM
Never vile wretch! ;D I shall never go first! You are the lesser being, and therefore deserve the advantage! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#10
September 04, 2016, 02:17:58 AM
I am your Queen, I command you to go first, you ungrateful, wretched boy! Or I swear I shall have you publicly executed using the guillotine!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#11
September 04, 2016, 02:24:45 AM
Never! You go first so that you have a fighting chance!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#12
September 04, 2016, 02:30:19 AM Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 02:31:57 AM by James Gryphon
 ::)

Oh, and it's spelled "Duel".
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Delthion

#13
September 04, 2016, 02:34:39 AM
Oh my word...I actually did that. How did that even happen? E and A aren't that close on the QWERTY keyboard! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#14
September 04, 2016, 04:34:35 AM
See? You can't even type! You must go first!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.
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