Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Groddil]

You can't captchalogue the parcel, fool! It's inside the car. Fortunately, your father has just appeared, and he hops into the car.
"Wait!"
"..."
He turns the car on and reverses to the end of the driveway.
"Stop!"
"..."
He tosses the package to you. Inside is a note and an empty captchalogue card. Deja vu, anyone?

Frank: Combine Sock with Moldy Cheese.
Lily: Go back to the basement.
Mark: Read note.
Mark: Captchalogue Captchalogue Card.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a sandwich.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

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Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contins your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving chihuahua, Torrent.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains a flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

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Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

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Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."
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Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains empty soda can.
Captchalogue Card - Contains moldy slice of cheese.
Captchalogue Card - Contains dirty sock.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

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Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

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Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

OOC: Here's an experiment. I'm going to try and run two storylines simultaneously. Post your answers for both. Also, for those of you getting tired of the Genre Shift to Homestuck, rest assured that it's perhaps 2/3rds complete.

You captchalogue the note and skim over it.

"Dear Mark. I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely. Sincerely, your future self. Huh."

Frank: Combine Sock with Moldy Cheese.
Lily: Go back to the basement.
Mark: Captchalogue Captchalogue Card.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. Having taken your leave of Galli and her strange new friend, you find yourself in the Front Lawns. Grassy fields and quiet streams stretch all around you. But you know that despite this cheery outlook and mature discussion, this place hides a dark secret. You have to find this mysterious thing you are searching for and destroy it, before it's too late. But where would it be? Think, Blaggut. Where would you hide a doomsday device if you were a psychotic lunatic hellbent on destroying the forum?

Check the nearby buildings.
Check the nearby cave.
Ask a nearby Forumite for assistance.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a sandwich.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

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Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contins your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving chihuahua, Torrent.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains a flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

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Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains empty soda can.
Captchalogue Card - Contains moldy slice of cheese.
Captchalogue Card - Contains dirty sock.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

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Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.

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Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

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Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[Groddil]

Vote.

[Skyblade]

I don't know what this Captcha-whatever is, but for the second one, I vote "Ask a nearby Forumite for assistance".

[Jetthebinturong]

3

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[Groddil]

I don't know what this Captcha-whatever is, but for the second one, I vote "Ask a nearby Forumite for assistance".

@Skyblade

Homestuck Intermission characters add stuff to their inventory by captchaloging it on a Captchalogue card.

[Groddil]

You are now Mark Johnson.

You captchalogue the Captchalogue Card, sending the note flickering out of your Sylladex. After re-arranging it briefly and tossing the sandwich into the road, you now have your items in a decent sort of order, and the captchalogue card has added itself to your sylladex, giving you more room to work with.

Frank: Combine Sock with Moldy Cheese to make more space in your Sylladex.
Lily: Go back to the basement.
Mark: Open Safe.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You walk towards a nearby cave, in search of something vague and horrible. As you draw closer, a Forumite approaches, shaking a frying pan angrily.
"Who're you? You better not try anything stupid!"
"Sure..."

Back away slowly and check the nearby buildings.
Introduce yourself.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains a small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contins your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving chihuahua, Torrent.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains a flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains empty soda can.
Captchalogue Card - Contains moldy slice of cheese.
Captchalogue Card - Contains dirty sock.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[/quote]

[BlueRose]

3

2

[James Gryphon]

3.

Introduce ourselves.

I like getting back into forum-related stuff. I'd only do it for as long as Baliss is off doing other stuff, though. I'd like to return to our regular format after he's restored.

This is a style suggestion: I might do Bonaparte's section in the third-person. That 'disassociates' us more from his character.

[Groddil]

I like getting back into forum-related stuff. I'd only do it for as long as Baliss is off doing other stuff, though. I'd like to return to our regular format after he's restored. That's what I'm going on. :p

This is a style suggestion: I might do Bonaparte's section in the third-person. That 'disassociates' us more from his character. *shrug*

You are now Mark Johnson.

You try to open the safe, but it seems to be sealed for some reason. Something about plot significance. You swear that if this story becomes any more meta you'll do an acrobatic pirouette off that nearby tree stump and blow your own brains out. Annoyed, you eject your Sylladex and recaptchalogue your items so your ePhone is accessible again.

Frank: Combine Sock with Moldy Cheese to make more space in your Sylladex.
Lily: Go back to the basement.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You raise your hands defensively.
"Whoa, slow down. I'm not planning anything."
The Forumite lowers her frying pan.
"Good."
"I'm Bonaparte."
"Corn."
"I could use your help, you know."
"What with?"
You shrug.
"Saving the forum. Nothing major."
Corn raises an eyebrow.
"Really?"
"Yeah."

Ask what's in the cave.
Search the nearby buildings.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contins your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving chihuahua, Torrent.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains a flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains empty soda can.
Captchalogue Card - Contains moldy slice of cheese.
Captchalogue Card - Contains dirty sock.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

[close]

[close]

[/quote]
[/quote]

[James Gryphon]

1.

Ask what's in the cave.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You are now Frank Talbot. You combine the sock and the cheese, creating a Moist Sock. You then combine the Moist Sock with the can, creating a Moist Sock Mace. Could be a handy backup weapon, if you had another strife specibus to allocate it to. But you don't. You eject your sylladex and recaptchalogue your items, picking up the phone before the sock mace. But, to your dismay, the usable card still contains nothing, so you need to pick up MORE junk.

"Frank, hit the button near eject."

Huh? You had no idea there was another button. But there it is, and you press it. Your sylladex balances, causing your two items to jump forward to where they're accessible. You're so lucky to have Morgan around.

Lily: Deploy cruxtruder, totem lathe, and alchemiter in Mark's house.
Lily: Use your cruxtruder.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte.
"What's in the cave?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"The forum depends on it."
"Right. Well, as a matter of fact, there's nothing in here whatsoever and I can prove it. Go in if you like."

Search the cave.
Search the nearby buildings.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contins your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving chihuahua, Torrent.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains a flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

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Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[James Gryphon]

1, and search the nearby buildings.