Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Groddil]

You are now Lily Green. Not waiting around for Frank to do his thing, you captchalogue your bed, then recaptchalogue Torrent, causing the bed to smash the top off of the Cruxtruder. You extract some Cruxite, which Frank takes up to Living Room. Just as you are heading up the stairs, a strange, circular, flying thing shoots out of the top of the Cruxtruder.
"Umm... Talbot, what is this thing?"
"I'm checking walkthroughs. It's called a Kernelsprite. You need to throw something at it or something."
"You're so helpful, Talbot."
"Welcome. Say, how did Mark prototype his Kernelsprite?"
"He didn't. I don't think he even noticed it."
"Weird."

Lily: Prototype the Kernelsprite with Torrent.
Lily: Prototype the Kernelsprite with some random junk.
Lily: Use the deep web to give Frank more grist.
Frank: Use your cruxtruder.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You and Corn split up, with you ascending the tall building in amongst the ruins. After finding absolutely nothing at all, you eventually come across a penthouse office, with a terminal on the desk.

B: Hack the terminal.
C: Search the bomb shelter.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 1995/200

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Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

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Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contains your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains straight razor.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving Chihuahua, Torrent.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

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Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.
Strange Token - What does this do? Who knows.

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away. Affinity: 0

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Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#82: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#91: Unknown: [LORDE]
#92: Unknown: [BELLE]
#93: Unknown: [MACHI]
#94: Unknown: [PERI2]
#95: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#96: Unknown: [EMBER]
#97: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#98: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#99: Unknown: [GROND]
#100: Unknown: [WINIFRED]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[BlueRose]

Lily, prototype with Torrent

B, hack the terminal

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[BlueRose]

Kernelsprites are weird ducks, and they tend to work better when prototypeed with something living or something dead. Unless Lily has some relatives ashes running around?

[Jetthebinturong]

But

"Welcome. Say, how did Mark prototype his Kernelsprite?"
"He didn't. I don't think he even noticed it."
"Weird."

Bad. Very, very bad.

2

B

[Groddil]

Poll up.

You are now Lily Green. Not waiting around for Frank to do his thing, you captchalogue your bed, then recaptchalogue Torrent, causing the bed to smash the top off of the Cruxtruder. You extract some Cruxite, which Frank takes up to Living Room. Just as you are heading up the stairs, a strange, circular, flying thing shoots out of the top of the Cruxtruder.
"Umm... Talbot, what is this thing?"
"I'm checking walkthroughs. It's called a Kernelsprite. You need to throw something at it or something."
"You're so helpful, Talbot."
"Welcome. Say, how did Mark prototype his Kernelsprite?"
"He didn't. I don't think he even noticed it."
"Weird."

Lily: Prototype the Kernelsprite with Torrent.
Lily: Prototype the Kernelsprite with some random junk.
Lily: Use the deep web to give Frank more grist.
Frank: Use your cruxtruder.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You activate the computer terminal.

> Download Codes? (Y/N)
     > ERROR! Function: Download Codes requires password. Input: ________
     > Failure to Input correct password will result in Security measures being activated.
-----
> Download Codes? (Y/N)
     > ERROR! Function: Download Codes requires password. Input: /override
     > Failure to Input correct password will result in Security measures being activated.
-----
> Debug Mode Initiated
-----
> Input command: _________
-----
> Input command: /passfind
-----
> Searching cache...
-----
> Cache extracted.
     > Previous Passwords:
          > Moderator, 123456789, PrblmSlvr
-----
> Download Codes? (Y/N)
     > ERROR! Function: Download Codes requires password. Input: ________
     > Failure to Input correct password will result in Security measures being activated.

B: Try Moderator as the password.
B: Try 123456789 as the password.
B: Try PrblmSlvr as the password.
C: Search the bomb shelter.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 1995/200

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contains your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains straight razor.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your loving Chihuahua, Torrent.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

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Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.
Strange Token - What does this do? Who knows.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away. Affinity: 0

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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[James Gryphon]

2, and I guess try Moderator.

[Jetthebinturong]

DO NOT PROTOTYPE RANDOM JUNK, TRUST ME IT'S A BAD IDEA. Unless that random junk is a computer, that might be able to talk.

1

1

[BlueRose]

1

1

[Groddil]

We need one person to break the tie!

[James Gryphon]

C'mon, people.

@Skarzs
@Aimless Gallivanter
@Sagetip

[Aimless Gallivanter]

1
1

[Groddil]

You are now Lily Green. You need to prototype the kernelsprite, but with what? You have an idea that just might work. If the Kernelsprite is a living thing, or at least acts like it, you'll need something living to prototype it with. Or at least, that's your reasoning. You captchalogue your trusty Deep Web Hacking Device, which hasn't failed you yet, expelling your loving puppy from your sylladex and straight into the kernelsprite. One blinding flash of light later, and the kernelsprite now resembles a chihuahua, albeit a slightly seizure-inducing one. You notice that your cruxtruder is counting down quite fast, perhaps you should do something about that.

Lily: Hack the cruxtruder to pause the meteor counter, giving you some more time to work with.
Lily: Use the deep web to give Frank more grist.
Lily: Use pre-punched card to carve a Cruxite Dowel.
Frank: Use your cruxtruder.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You activate the computer terminal.

> Download Codes? (Y/N)
     > ERROR! Function: Download Codes requires password. Input: *********
     > Failure to Input correct password will result in Security measures being activated.
-----
> ERROR! Password incorrect. You have [1] Attempt remaining before security measures are enacted..

B: Try 123456789 as the password.
B: Try PrblmSlvr as the password.
B: Try to find the password written down somewhere.
C: Search the bomb shelter.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 1995/200

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contains your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains straight razor.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.
Strange Token - What does this do? Who knows.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away. Affinity: 0

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

[close]

[close]

[Aimless Gallivanter]

3

1

[Groddil]

You are now Lily Green. You decide to risk your life for no apparent reason by ignoring the cruxtruder and using a pre-punched card to carve your Cruxite Dowel in the Totem Lathe Talbot stuck in your living room. By the time you've carved the cruxite, the meteor is just seconds away from your house. You don't have time to alchemise a weird computer thing or whatever Mark got, you've got to do something now.

Lily: Hack the cruxtruder to pause the meteor counter, giving you some more time to work with.
Frank: Use your cruxtruder to leave Lily on a cliffhanger.

<|[Bo]|>

You are now Bonaparte. You briefly search the room you are in, finding a piece of paper.

My Passwords:
Moderator - Former Password, deleted after rebellion.
123456789 - Former Password, deleted after hacking.
PrblmSlvr - Current Password for [UNINTELLIGIBLE].
FryngPpPn - Current Password for [UNINTELLIGBLE].

B: Try 123456789 as the password.
B: Try PrblmSlvr as the password.
B: Try FryngPpPn as the password.

C: Search the bomb shelter.

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Stack

Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Small Safe.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Card - Contains your trusty BB Gun.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 1995/200

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Mark,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 667sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Array

Captchalogue Card - Contains your Mokia Phone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a note from your future self.
Captchalogue Card - Contains straight razor.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Flashlight.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains an umbrella.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 0/20

[close]

Note from your future self

Dear Lily,

I've sent this to you in the hope you receive it when you begin playing Zburb. I've given you a captchalogue card, as you will need it. I need you, once you enter the middle, to enter this code in the punch designix, using a blank captchalogue card. This will make more sense later, but for now, I suggest that you take this note with you. The code is 666sd0Xm. Use it wisely.

Sincerely, your future self."

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

[close]

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.
Strange Token - What does this do? Who knows.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away. Affinity: 0

[close]

[close]

Standard CYOA stuff

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Location: The Alternate Dimension.
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Jet's Crate

Baliss

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

[close]

[close]