THE ULTIMATE WEDDING

[Ungatt Trunn]

You left out the "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" part

Problem is that it's hard to do Eney Meeny Miny Moe on a single person 

[Eulaliaaa!]

You could use Skarzs, too.

[Ungatt Trunn]

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

[The Skarzs]

This has very quickly degraded from being a wedding.

[Feles]

This has very quickly degraded from being a wedding.

Ohh, is this a war topic? Cool!

*Cuts Ungatt in half with scissors*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

This has very quickly degraded from being a wedding.

Did you really expect it to be?

[Ungatt Trunn]

This has very quickly degraded from being a wedding.

Ohh, is this a war topic? Cool!

*Cuts Ungatt in half with scissors*

Turns out Inquisitor only cut a cardboard cutout of Ungatt in half. Ungatt then proceeds to beat Inquisitor's head in half with his trusty baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

[The Skarzs]

I think these two are getting along well.

[Luftwaffles]

I wish you two years of happiness, Ash and Ash