Free Hot Chocolate

[Ashleg]

It's getting colder, as we know...
The sun is setting sooner and the air is getting crisper.

What better way to celebrate than with FREE GOVERNMENT-SUPPLIED HOT COCOA?!
Made for you by yours truly, me, the great President Ashleg, I bring to you free hot cocoa!
All you have to do is get in line at the stand and wait your turn!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

My first thought:



*Stands in line patiently hoping for extra marshmallows*

[Ashleg]

*laugh*
I'm...dying...not the Polar Express, anything but that.

* Ashleg gives Gnoff a mug.

Everybeast gets the same number of marshmallows, don't be a hog. >:0

[Banya]

*gets in line* Can mine come with government-supplied domestically-cultivated cinnamon? And government-subsidized pasteurized milk from a family farm?

[Aimless Gallivanter]

I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR FAKE GOVERNMENTAL HIGH TEMPERATURE COCOA BEVERAGE
THIS IS JUST A BRIBE SO WE STAY ON GOOD BEHAVIOR OR SOMETHING RIGHT
wait did
did you say marshmallows?
well i suppose...
i could i just have one mug please...

[Ashleg]

*gets in line* Can mine come with government-supplied domestically-cultivated cinnamon? And government-subsidized pasteurized milk from a family farm?

FAMILY FARMS ARE BANNED, YOU GET IT FROM GOVERNMENT FARM.

* Ashleg glares and then hands Banya the hot cocoa.

Next...

I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR FAKE GOVERNMENTAL HIGH TEMPERATURE COCOA BEVERAGE
THIS IS JUST A BRIBE SO WE STAY ON GOOD BEHAVIOR OR SOMETHING RIGHT
wait did
did you say marshmallows?
well i suppose...
i could i just have one mug please...

*snerk*
Of course.

* Ashleg gives Galli a mug.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

oh no no no no no i don't want your mug just the hot chocolate
I've brought my own mug, ya see

Spoiler

  this was the first picture of my mug that i could find on my phone. it's over a year old :O 

[close]

[Ashleg]

WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET




...J-JUST STOP HOLDING UP BOTH LINES AND POUR IT FROM THIS MUG INTO YOUR MUG

[Aimless Gallivanter]

no your mug has already contaminated this hot chocolate. i need fresh hot chocolate.

[Ashleg]

You have ten seconds to get out of here before I dump this beverage down your back.

[Banya]

*holds mug out* It's good cocoa, but the cinnamon to marshmallow ratio is unbalanced. *pushes some marshmallows off* A little more cinnamon, please?

[James Gryphon]

You have ten seconds to get out of here before I dump this beverage down your back.

Nothing more heartwarming than the democratic system in action!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

how dare you say this to me. you are my government and this is how you treat me how dare you. i pay for your salary with my taxes. i pay your salary how dare you treat me this way

[Banya]

My cocoa is going cold while I wait for more cinnamon, Prez.

[Ashleg]

*holds mug out* It's good cocoa, but the cinnamon to marshmallow ratio is unbalanced. *pushes some marshmallows off* A little more cinnamon, please?

I don't want to have to make an example of you, too! >:U

You have ten seconds to get out of here before I dump this beverage down your back.

Nothing more heartwarming than the democratic system in action!

You mean BACK warming.

how dare you say this to me. you are my government and this is how you treat me how dare you. i pay for your salary with my taxes. i pay your salary how dare you test me this way

I'm going to call security.