McDelthion's

[Groddil]

Wrong. Your head is stuck in the chip frier, good luck pulling it out. And you don't get to quit.

@Aimless Gallivanter:

Chop Skarzs legs off to stop him getting jumpy. Then cook those too.

[The Skarzs]

*Body squishes Groddil.*
I didn't consent to being eaten, so you're getting sued.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

* Aimless Gallivanter eyes Skarsz nervously

er... actually, no thanks, I'm gonna go see if Burger Lord is hiring.....

[The Skarzs]

*Headless body shakes fist in Aimless's direction.* Yeah, that's right, keep moving!

[Groddil]

* Groddil steps out of the way of Skarzs' flailing limbs.

How exactly do you plan on squishing me when you're stuck to the chip frier by the skull?

WORKER DRONE!

* Bored looking sixteen-year-old Aussie kid appears.

"Mmm?"

GET THAT MACHETE FROM THE BACK ROOM AND CHOP THESE FRIES INTO MANAGEABLE SIZES!

"K."

[LT Sandpaw]

Where are my fifty two orders of Skarzs fries? I ordered them at least two minutes ago, this place has the worst service.

[Groddil]

FIFTY TWO ORDERS OF SKARZS FRIES TAKES A LONG TIME TO COOK, OKAY, SMART MOUTH? IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, POP OVER TO HELL'S KITCHEN ACROSS THE ROAD. I'M SURE THEY'LL LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS! NOW SHUT UP, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!

[The Skarzs]

Haven't you ever played a third person view video game? I can control my body just fine! Now stop taking pieces off me or I'm gonna get angry.

[Lady Amber]

*Hacks Skarzs's legs off*

[The Skarzs]

*Squishies Amber anyways.* Now it's just turned into bullying. -_-

[Lady Amber]

*Pushes Skarzs back into the fryer* Back you go!

[The Skarzs]

*Climbs out, carrying head.* No.

[Groddil]

Your head was never detached, so I'm assuming that post was just your imagination.

BACK TO THE FRIER, POTATO MAN!

* Groddil fills another container of Skarzs fries.

[The Skarzs]

(I had kind of assumed my head was the only thing in the fryer, and my body was just wandering around. I'm gonna draw this.)

[Groddil]

Nah mate. You are trapped in the frier by your head. Your body and limbs cannot get away.