The year is 1863. A small group of ladies and gentleman have arrived at the house of Herman A. Smith. They have high expectations regarding a fine and enjoyable night.
Welcome, everyone! :) My useful butler will be serving the beverages in a few moments. Take a seat. ^-^
*looks at topic name*
*blinks*
*hides*
Oooooh, FUN!
I...think not...
*obligingly takes a seat and waits for the food*
Wait, wait, wait...FOOD?!!!!!!!!
*Takes a seat* I just came for the free chairs. Bye!
*Pokes head in through the doorway.* Did I hear somebeast say "free chairs"?
*climbs up a curtain and sits on the curtain rail* Yes, you did. They're over there. *points at the chairs and almost falls off the curtain rail*
*Begins throwing said chairs about.*
*is knocked unconscious by a flying chair*
*Does Wingardium Leviosa on all the chairs*
*hides behind the curtains*
You folks really are great at making topics caotic in a matter of days. :)
Oh, this is nothing.
*is upset at Kade for throwing the poor chairs, so sets fire to the walls*
*Nods appreciatively.* Good work, Lass.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 10:49:29 AM
Oh, this is nothing.
You're unconscious. *Begins performing the HEIMLICH MANEUVER on Teer.*
*Sees topic title* *Reads posts* *Sees red flags everywhere* *Barges into topic*
Spoiler
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 20, 2020, 04:55:22 PM
*Nods appreciatively.* Good work, Lass.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 10:49:29 AM
Oh, this is nothing.
You're unconscious. *Begins performing the HEIMLICH MANEUVER on Teer.*
That's the one thing I didn't miss while you were away.
*Tackles Kade and Teer*
*La sigh*
*Untackles them* Anyway, where's the food? And our host, for that matter?
*Herman places a choc muffin in Sebias' paws* I'm the host. :) Take a seat. 8D
Spoiler
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 20, 2020, 10:15:07 PM
*Herman places a choc muffin in Sebias' paws* I'm the host. :) Take a seat. 8D
Hah! :laugh: (To the last part)
Why thank you. *Glares at Kade and sets a chair upright*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 20, 2020, 10:15:07 PM
*Herman places a chocolate muffin of death in Sebias' paws* I'm the host. :) Take a seat. 8D
*Is watching the mansion from the foggy moors.*
*Is blissfully unaware*
*Eats muffin* *Looks around* Nice place, this. Mind if I walk around?
*emerges from behind curtains and tackles Kade for heimlich maneuvering Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 10:00:27 PM
*La sigh*
'Sigh' is masculine (well, it doesn't end in an 'e'), so it would be 'le sigh'.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 21, 2020, 08:37:59 AM
*emerges from behind curtains and tackles Kade for heimlich maneuvering Teer*
*Hugs Eb back.* Hugs are nice ^-^
(Have you ever seen how a cat kills a rabbit? By scrabbling at the rabbit's underbelly with its hind legs. Prepare for death, Kade Rivok.)
Oof. That sounds rather painful.
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(KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED WHEN YOU ARE EATING!)
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*whimpers and hides*
*Follows Eb and hands her some popcorn*
*hisses and bats at Seb, claws extended*
*Screams can be heard echoing from the belfry*
*Faints in terror*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 10:17:57 AM
*Screams can be heard echoing from the belfry*
Sorry, that was me. Stubbed my toe.
*ears flatten* Then don't come near me with your disgusting eating habits.
Those are wise words. But I'm not suprised. You certainly posses a vast netherscape of wisdom beyond your years. ^-^
I have to remember that line. I will say it one day to Eb and she will kill me, but it will be worth it.
*kills Teer*
(Well, that was inconvenient)
*jumps from roof slaying Ebantu with a knife thrust*
Hello There...
Run.
*Hides in the bathroom*
*respawns and kills Wortshire* How dare you do that to my friend!
*walks back in holding canister*
Clone Spray is a nice item to keep on hand.
*pulls out knife*
Who's next?
*Valkz in, zen vaitz fer ze plot tae progrezz furzer; Zetz fire tae a chair vhoilzt vaitin'*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 24, 2020, 02:12:07 PM
*walks back in holding canister*
Clone Spray is a nice item to keep on hand.
*pulls out knife*
Who's next?
*growls* Don't go killing anybeast, Wortshire. We can live peacefully.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 24, 2020, 02:12:07 PM
*walks back in holding canister*
Clone Spray is a nice item to keep on hand.
*pulls out knife*
Who's next?
Oo!Oo! Me! Me!
Lass, you're a bean. Stop it.
I can't stop what I am.. :P
Oh. Well... just stop telling other beasts to kill you.
But...he wanted to kill somebeast, so best kill the beast who doesn't want to live anymore
Lass, I know you're sad, but don't stop living. There is still joy in life, even if it takes a bit of effort to find.
That's CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIE
*le sigh* Yes, I know. I WANT TO HELP YOU, CHILD!
Look, Worty wants to kill, so I'm just sayin' he can kill me.
I know. Don't do that. He needs to curb his bloodthirstyness.
*shrugs*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 11:07:45 AM
I know. Don't do that. He needs to curb his bloodthirstyness.
As do ducks.Indeed.
*sits on the floor, watching the burning walls*
*Pulls out pistol and shoots Wortys clone spray and then shoots him in the head before he can do anything*
O.O
..
....
...
(
Scott McLamok
08:58:36 PM
Viewing the topic Song for the person above you. *giggles*)
*note drifts to the floor*
Nice touch, but I rigged the entire mansion with traps.
Have fun surviving.
(cackle)
P.S: By the time you are finished reading this note, one of you will perish.
*crystal chandelier falls and crushes Lass*
*is now a ghost*
OoooooooooOooo, laaaaAaaAaake oooof liiiiiife isssss fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
*Kicks the door off it's hinges.*
IT'S GREAT TO BE IN THE YMCA!!!!
*Looks about.*
Oh.
*Covers Lass with his body before the crystal chandelier could fall on her*
*rigged armor standing near door drops halberd toward Verdauga*
*Now has halberd embedded in shoulder.*
*Looks at the suit of armor and smacks lips.* So, uh, can I keep this or d'ya want it back?
Dew it...
*other rigged armor standing opposite drops a second halberd on Verdauga*
*Gulps and looks at the other suit of armor.*
Are these amenities or do I have to pay for 'em?
*hidden crossbow shoots Verdauga from across the room*
*Looks down and flicks the arrowshaft.*
You musta been really tense, huh?
*trapdoor opens under Verdauga, bringing him into another section of the mansion*
*Looks about.* Hiya. Figured it was time to drop by.
*Grabs halberds.* Don't wanna lose me loot.
*Unsheaths katanas* Come out, Midnight Mansion Murderer! :D
*bucket tips water on the floor and begins to flow toward grounded electrical wire*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 25, 2020, 09:43:04 PM
*Covers Lass with his body before the crystal chandelier could fall on her*
Huh...Well...this is rather awkward...*galps nervously*
*figure walks in and shoots Lass*
💀
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OA Clue!!!
furq gb vyyhzvangr
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 25, 2020, 10:37:59 PM
*bucket tips water on the floor and begins to flow toward grounded electrical wire*
*Grabs mop and starts cleaning the floor.*
*figure walks over, and thunks Verdauga on the head, before walking away*
Oh dear, it appears I have been shot, how sad.
*Is now on the ground, suffering from a headache, on the edge of conciousness.*
Well, that happened. *gives Verdauga some peppermint tea and begins tending his wounds*
(i thought you and I were on different levels... ?)
Nah. I was exploring the mansion.
*Herman begins to let the Chi energy control his senses*
(Cool. Might wanna step out of the water though. You can't claim every immunity.)
*Rolls out of the water puddle.*
*audio begins to play*
"Fascinating isn't it?
I named it the Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven,
I made it as a failsafe in the event of my death (I knew I should have used that clone spray more often).
I wouldn't try to damage him if I were you, he can go ballistic in an instant.
Don't worry, you can still escape. Just don't do anything that will get you killed
Good luck surviving."
*beep*
Water is good for a beast. If you're worried about that wire, it still has plenty of insulation on it and it's turned off at the wall.
*Herman boils the electric wire and puddle of water with lorrsoon flames*
Can you, like, not? The room is steamed up now and it's annoying. *continues tending Verdauga's wounds*
*bomb rolls in*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 25, 2020, 11:18:21 PM
"Fascinating isn't it?
I named it the Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven,
*Is restored to full health and is nearly dying of laughter.*
You named your robot from a Persona character? :D
This murderer isn't very good at his job. :laugh:
HAH.
*rigged floor blows up from pressure on tile which Teer stepped on*
*Pushes Teer out of the way just in time*
*Is knocked into a stack of boxes by the explosion.*
*Notices a small paper box with a gray helix on it.*
.... Oh no....
*The box is empty.*
Thanks, Herman. *looks over Verdauga's shoulder* What is it, Honey?
*audio plays*
"I see you have found one of my secret delivery crates...
Whosoever finds it...
You know what to do..."
*beep*
*Picks up box.* This box. . . contains a very small, yet dangerous device if in the right-- or wrong-- hands. Well, it contained it. He has it now.
*Heavy footsteps echo through the basement chambers.*
*audio plays*
Hey, America
Let's turn it up
Yeah check out ourselves
'Cause you know you're never fully dressed without a smile
Your clothes may be Chanel, Gucci
Your shoes crocodile
But baby you're never fully dressed without a smile
But if you stand for nothing you'll fall for it all
We got all we need, got no more
You're never fully dressed without a smile
And if you stand for somethin' you can have it all
'Cause if is real your love will never die
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile
Ready or not
Give all we've got
Yeah you can't deny
That baby you're never fully dressed without a smile
Don't sink the boat when you lose hope
I keep you alive
But baby you're never fully dressed without
But if you stand for nothing you'll fall for it all
We got all we need, got no more
You're never fully dressed without a smile
And if you stand for somethin' you can have it all
'Cause if is real your love will never die
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile
Now look at us
We pick it up
We set it on fire
'Cause you know you're never fully dressed without a smile
We show it out
We're playing now
We're living the life
But baby you're never fully dressed without a
But if you stand for nothing you'll fall for it all
We got all we need, got no more
You're never fully dressed without a smile
And if you stand for somethin' you can have it all
'Cause if is real your love will never die
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile (oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh)
You're never fully dressed without a smile
*click*
*Is more scared that he took the time to write that all out.*
Alright, folks. I do not believe Wortshire was meant to be the Midnight Mansion Murderer. So... Lets resume our 1800s bean feast. :)
*Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven walks in and thunks Herman on the head, and walks away.*
Bruh, am I gonna have to lock this topic? >:D
*Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven helps Herman up, waves, and walks out the door...*
O.O
What did I miss?
(Everything. I'm dead, by the way.)
*audio plays*
"Goodbye, so soon
And isn't this a crime?
We know by now that time knows how to fly
So here's goodbye, so soon
You'll find your separate way
With time so short, I'll say so long
And go, so soon
Goodbye
You followed me, I followed you
We were like each other's shadows for a while
Now as you see, this game is through
So although it hurts, I'll try to smile
As I say goodbye so soon
And isn't this a crime?
We know by now that time knows how to fly
So here's goodbye, so soon
You'll find your separate way
With time so short I'll say so long
And go, so soon
Goodbye
Goodbye, so soon
And isn't this a crime?
We know by now that time knows how to fly
So here's goodbye, so soon
You'll find your separate way
With time so short I'll say so long
And go, so soon
Goodbye
You followed me, I followed you
We were like each other's shadows for a while
Now as you see, this game is through
So although it hurts, I'll try to smile
As I say, goodbye, so soon
And isn't this a crime?
We know by now that time knows how to fly
So here's goodbye, so soon
You'll find your separate way
With time so short I'll say so long
And go, so soon
Goodbye"
End of recording...
I'm stuck...with a bullet in my arm...so...that happened...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 26, 2020, 03:31:47 AM
(Everything. I'm dead, by the way.)
Oh no, sorry I missed that. Rest in peace.
I'm being squished!!!! :(
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 03:44:40 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 26, 2020, 03:31:47 AM
(Everything. I%u2019m dead, by the way.)
Oh no, sorry I missed that. Rest in peace.
(Thanks. I%u2019m waiting f-...actually I%u2019m not going to say that. Nevermind.)
I know you too well, Ebby ;D
I know what Eb was going to say. I'll call Kade.
*grins up at Scott* Umm...You're squishing me...would you mind...It's rather uncomfortable...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 26, 2020, 07:33:42 AM
I know what Eb was going to say. I'll call Kade.
I was not called.
You didn't even bat an eye over my getting injured, didja? :laugh:
Well, you kinda played it both ways :laugh: You took two halberds and an arrow and was like "Psh, weak" then you bumped your head and nearly died (I'm paraphrasing, but I'm sure it went something like that)
Help...
*Gets off Lass*
Ah, thank you..*rolls away...rolls back... hugs* Thanks for saving my life :)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6nV5x6JNG5Rsv864/giphy.gif)
Like this?
*shrugs* I don't know what I looked like..
Heh..
Y'all are just adorable
Anywho, I gonna go before that hare tries to kill me again, care to join me?
I was sleeping for awhile; there's a murderous hare about?
I.. don't even wanna know...
So... 1800 is a cool year.
...Is it?
Oh yes! ^-^
(*sighs with relief*)
(Aren't you dead right now?)
(Oh yeah. Hang on, I'll put it in parenthesisisisis.)
*waves paw* Hello? Scottie? In there? Ring, ring hello hobbit?
*puts an ice pack on Verdauga's head*
Thanks, honeymuffin.
🤢🤮
Awww!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 28, 2020, 08:00:50 AM
(Oh yeah. Hang on, I'll put it in parenthesisisisis.)
(...so I'm not the only one that does that then >_>)
(Nope. :P)
*shrugs and rolls away*
*rolls onto a knife* Ouch... *gets up and walks outside*
*Follows Lass*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 28, 2020, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 28, 2020, 08:00:50 AM
(Oh yeah. Hang on, I'll put it in parenthesisisisis.)
(...so I'm not the only one that does that then >_>)
(No :laugh:)
Careful of that knife
*Uses the knife to chop up an onion*
*cries*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 28, 2020, 01:12:13 PM
Thanks, honeymuffin.
That's alright. Anytime. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
. . .
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 31, 2020, 03:20:51 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 28, 2020, 01:12:13 PM
Thanks, honeymuffin.
That's alright. Anytime. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
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*is hit by computer* Ouch...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 31, 2020, 03:20:51 AM
That's alright. Anytime. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
Ok... That crosses the line.
*staggers off*
*Calls an ambulance for Lass*
*hums*
Zae vhen iz ziz murder zuppozed tae 'appen, or 'az it avready 'appened und Ah juzt mizzed zat- az vell az zome ozer- page(z)? Ach eizer vay...
*click*
You kind of missed me causing a ton of mayhem several pages ago,,,
If you are wondering, I'm currently dead in this topic, that is why there is all this prerecorded audio playing.
*audio ends*
Wait a second, how did Wortshire die? That's tragic!
WHAT!?!? Worty died?!?!? :o
Well, this topic is called The Midnight Mansion Murderer. It's about time someone died. :P
Oh burn...Still...quite sad... :'(
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 04, 2020, 10:23:32 AM
Well, this topic is called The Midnight Mansion Murderer. It's about time someone died. :P
I was kind of hoping the topic title for this thread was as irrelevant as most of Sheev's topics seem to be.
*looks around*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:30:57 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 04, 2020, 10:23:32 AM
Well, this topic is called The Midnight Mansion Murderer. It's about time someone died. :P
I was kind of hoping the topic title for this thread was as irrelevant as most of Sheev's topics seem to be.
Yeah. By this point everyone just ignores all the topic titles all the time.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:00:25 AM
Wait a second, how did Wortshire die? That's tragic!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 04, 2020, 10:21:06 AM
WHAT!?!? Worty died?!?!? :o
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 25, 2020, 08:58:18 PM
*Pulls out pistol and shoots Wortys clone spray and then shoots him in the head before he can do anything*
Well....
...
...Crud...
A zudden plot tvizt!
Quote from: Booklover on June 04, 2020, 11:23:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:30:57 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 04, 2020, 10:23:32 AM
Well, this topic is called The Midnight Mansion Murderer. It's about time someone died. :P
I was kind of hoping the topic title for this thread was as irrelevant as most of Sheev's topics seem to be.
Yeah. By this point everyone just ignores all the topic titles all the time.
To a degree. The House of Confusion certainly lived up to its name for a while. (Though I, myself, wasn't confused.)
So what do we do with the murderer now?
Ah zought ye ate a Chocolate Muffin O' Death, Sebias. Vot 'appened viz zat?
I did? :o Did it taste good?
Ah dinnae ken. Ye vere ze vone zat ate it.
*Wafts into the topic*
Why hello.
*Begins throwing garlic and the new arrival.*
Oi! Throwing ghosts is rude!
HAH, that was a typo, but nice follow-up ;D
XD
Gold!
Where? *Glances around wildly*
*points to Jarky's fur, which is covered in gold*
*Screams*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 06:01:51 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 04, 2020, 11:23:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:30:57 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 04, 2020, 10:23:32 AM
Well, this topic is called The Midnight Mansion Murderer. It's about time someone died. :P
I was kind of hoping the topic title for this thread was as irrelevant as most of Sheev's topics seem to be.
Yeah. By this point everyone just ignores all the topic titles all the time.
To a degree. The House of Confusion certainly lived up to its name for a while. (Though I, myself, wasn't confused.)
But The House of Confusion would fit all Cellars topics.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 04, 2020, 10:33:20 PM
Where? *Glances around wildly*
*has just finished eating the gold* Ah, well...
...But I wanted the gold....
Maybe someone's heart is made of solid gold.
*audio plays*
Smile tho' your heart is aching
Smile even tho' it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by
If you smile
Thro' your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shin-ing thro' for you
Light up your face with gladness
Hide ev-'ry trace of sadness
Altho' a tear may be ever so near
That's the time
You must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worth-while
If you just smile
*click*
*Wipes tear from eye* Beautiful. *Sniff*
Yep. Shocking, I know.
In that context, "hai" means "what".
Kade's too hipster to use the normie "Nani?"
It has a kind of different feel to it. Using "hai" in that context has a more incredulous feel to it than "nani". In my opinion :laugh:
I don't speak Japanese, so I'd have to agree with you there.
Maybe incredulous isn't the right word. Confused, I think? Yeah, that makes more sense. In my head.
Ah...
I think it's time to do as the title suggests and murder this midnight mansion. How 'bout it?
I am absolutely down for that.
*From inzoide ze clozet comez dizconcertin' children zingin'*
TICK TOCK GAEZ ZE CLOCK...
Lovely!
Mm.
Why am I posting here...
(A clue maybe?)
GUYS WORTY'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!! HE KILLED EBBY!!!!!! *would run away screaming, but sadly the escape is shut*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 04:11:17 AM
*From inzoide ze clozet comez dizconcertin' children zingin'*
TICK TOCK GAEZ ZE CLOCK...
*Screams and burns the clock*
*checks on Scott* You okay there, bud?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 27, 2020, 11:34:59 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 04:11:17 AM
*From inzoide ze clozet comez dizconcertin' children zingin'*
TICK TOCK GAEZ ZE CLOCK...
*Screams and burns the clock*
I mean, was that
really necessary?
*kneels beside Scott* S-Scott?....
Shall I give him the cup day grass?
What?
(On the ground, near a window)
(Ok)
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 10:04:52 AM
GUYS WORTY'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!! HE KILLED EBBY!!!!!! *would run away screaming, but sadly the escape is shut*
(He did?)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 29, 2020, 06:57:29 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 10:04:52 AM
GUYS WORTY'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!! HE KILLED EBBY!!!!!! *would run away screaming, but sadly the escape is shut*
(He did?)
(Yeah, when he first came in here...)
I killed him...
Well he doesn't look very dead!...
*Picks up Lass and throws her out a window*
HELLO SCOTT! I'M MER!
I thought I had gotten rid of you....
Foot
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 30, 2020, 09:18:33 AM
*Picks up Lass and throws her out a window*
HELLO SCOTT! I'M MER!
I thought I had gotten rid of you....
*clings to the windowsill* Jarky! *gulps* How could you- do this to me!
Would anyone like tea?
Yes, please.
Me please! *Pulls out pistols and point them at Jarky*
Uck! *hangs on for dearlife*
*Infant Ebby dashes over and tries to haul Lass back inside*
*Is hauled in* Thanks, Ebby
*Infant Ebby twirls around happily in the blue dress that Lass made*
(What have I done...)
CyBeast enters thread, sniffing the air*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on September 04, 2020, 03:07:45 AM
(What have I done...)
(Hmm....Other than killing a bunch of members via powerplay, not much!)
I don't remember killing anybody...
Just setting a ton of booby traps...
*gatling gun pops out of floor tiles and begins firing on the CyBeast*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 24, 2020, 03:14:07 AM
*jumps from roof slaying Ebantu with a knife thrust*
Hello There...
Run.
You definitely killed somebeast. Me.
Well, you aren't dead any more, are you?
Mm, yes. That is because you used powerplay, thus making your post invalid. But you're also alive again.....
Actually, this is a pre-recorded message...
Liar, liar pants on fire! ;D
Prerecorded messages can't have full-on conversations.
That is true...
Then how do you explain that the body that is still sprawled out on the floor?
*Wakes up, being the body sprawled out on the floor.* Mmmmm, sorry, I got tired. What's up?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on September 05, 2020, 07:30:00 PM
That is true...
Then how do you explain that the body that is still sprawled out on the floor?
*Looks sadly at Ebby*
I don't really- *sob* know...She just went to fast...I-..
I'm talking about the one shot by Scott.
Oh...Herman's fine, don't worry!
You just don't get it do you?
Okay, this is actually just Al...
Come on? Did you seriously think that this was actually a recorded message?
Plus, Wort's body is still there...
Waddaya say?
Huh? HUH?
I say....I told you so, you're fooling no one. ;D
But nobody knew that it was actually me right?
Plus, what are you going to do about the body?
*Shrugs* Target practice? He killed my best friend, or at least, tried to, anyone who would even consider trying to harm someone like her doesn't deserve my time, even in death. :P
Whatevah...
But she's not dead anymore...
And that still doesn't change that fact that....
Never mind...
*raises an eyebrow* And? Look at my wording.
Or maybe, he's faking...
Then again...
Oh well never mind...
*Al Azif uses zero-point-energy beam to pick up the cadaver before leaving*
Just a warning, him not physically here may cause problems later...
Hmm... *checks Wortshire's pulse*
Yeah, nah. Don't think he's faking
The doors burst open with a dark energy as Macabre floats in...
Well, well, well, such a tragedy...
What a pity
Zombies and Darkashers start crowding near the enterance
I sense a large influx of dark matter in this area...
*He turns to the undead horde*
Find it, and slay all who resist...
the Zombies and Darkashers approach...
*jumps up from her kneeling position*
*the zombies and Darkashers ignore Lass as she does not pose any apparent threat*
What is going on, and where in arda did the weird floaty guy come from?!?
Wort would have told buuuut........
*The undead horde start ripping apart the mansion*
...*poofs them back into Wortshire's bedroom where they belong. ;D*
Macabre's power can not be overturned by lesser beings...
the Zombies and Darkashers continue to search...
Wooowwww, you are ruuuude
A Darkasher emerges with a small black idol of a caped humanoid leopard
Yes...
Casting his hand forth, Macabre pulls the statue towards his hand...
Yes...
Lend me your power...
The idol emits a purple glow which spreads throughout Macabre...
Come...
The zombies and Darkashers storm out of the mansion, followed by Macabre...
Soon, all is silent again.
Nuh uh.
Man, I love it when you can almost feel people being annoyed at you. ;D
*Vonderz vot in ze galaxy iz gaein' on; Drinkz from a bottle o' Irn-Bru vhoilzt 'e vonderz*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 15, 2020, 07:42:25 AM
Man, I love it when you can almost feel people being annoyed at you. ;D
It's a gift.
*Giggles evily*
Who is The Midnight Mansion Murderer? *Looks around suspiciously*
Ooo! Ooo! Me! It's me! Pick me!
*Stumbles out of a hidden passageway while bleeding.*
It... It's-
It was me!!!
lass sus
Really? Yay!
*Sad murderer sounds*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 24, 2020, 06:35:43 AM
Really? Yay!
Aren't you going to defend yourself? That tactic sometimes works, I suppose, depending on the game (the variations of Werewolf and Mafia where there's someone who wins if they're voted off, for example).
It was me...
No! It was not! Lass I saw you scan!
I was faking >:D
*Randomly appears and throws biscuits at everyone in the vicinity* IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEE! MWUAHAHAHAHA
Now that I can believe! RUN AWAY!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 24, 2020, 11:47:08 PM
*Randomly appears and throws biscuits at everyone in the vicinity* IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEE! MWUAHAHAHAHA
MHEHEHEHEHE! Your attempts at being chaotic amuse me. >:3
*Arrives with a deep flesh wound* It's true. Lass is the one, hey? Whilst in electric she came out from behind and beat me to the ground with an oak chair. :(
I honestly don't blame her. How cruel!
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on December 25, 2020, 08:25:58 PM
*Arrives with a deep flesh wound* It's true. Lass is the one, hey? Whilst in electric she came out from behind and beat me to the ground with an oak chair. :(
Cheater! Can't talk if you're dead (except in dead chat, but the whole point is no one alive can see it).
Anyway, why did you bother to find out it was oak? Surely you'd be too busy trying to not die to care?
Sheev sus
*Mansionly Midnights someone in the Murder.*
*wonders whether anything applies when people are in different timezones and therefore it isn't necessarily midnight*
It does here.
But then surely it isn't the midnight mansion murderer in that case? *resolves to not be on in forty five minutes' time*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on December 25, 2020, 08:25:58 PM
*Arrives with a deep flesh wound* It's true. Lass is the one, hey? Whilst in electric she came out from behind and beat me to the ground with an oak chair. :(
*Cackles*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on December 25, 2020, 08:25:58 PM
*Arrives with a deep flesh wound* It's true. Lass is the one, hey? Whilst in electric she came out from behind and beat me to the ground with an oak chair. :(
I beat you with that chair.....*Pulls the weapon out* and I'll do it again!
Scott's lying..
No! *Grabs Herman in a choke hold* Want me to prove it?
Not really.. Sheevie's my friend.
Well...I'm the imposter....Only one of you can live......And I prefer it be you....
...
.....
*Covers her blushing face with her paws*
Welll?
Kill me. If you're the imposter, do it.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 26, 2020, 10:49:42 AM
Well...I'm the imposter....Only one of you can live......And I prefer it be you....
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kill...Me..
Why can't I kill Herman?
Because I proofed him away. Also he died.
Spoiler
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So it's just you and me? Cause if anyone else is here......
In this particular room, yes.
Mkay.....No killing right now then....
Kill me...Dewit
Mmm....Nah....
Proof that you're not the imposter, you won't even kill me..
I don't want to kill you....
....*Hugs*
Can yall just hit the button and eject me?
Lass was ejected
Lass was the imposter
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No
Awww...Y'all don't wanna play again? Alright..
Wait.....What?
You said no to playing again...
I said no to you being imposter...
*Giggles*
You're in denial ;D
What? Scott, I didn't knoe you went to Egypt! Congrats! But like, don't swim in de Nile.
Because that would be insane.
Wait, never mind, wrong river.
I'll keep that in mind when I go to Paris.
*tries to think of a good joke*
Just be careful when going up towers. Eiffel.
That's a good one.
But is this a good one? 1
I know who the murderer is.
But who would murder midnight mansions?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 12:09:56 PM
What? Scott, I didn't knoe you went to Egypt! Congrats! But like, don't swim in de Nile.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 06:56:12 PM
But who would murder midnight mansions?
Could be any mansion, as long as they do it at midnight.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 04:48:35 PM
I know who the murderer is.
Who? Is it me?! I bet it's me!
*Hands Russa the bread dipped in sop.*
Sop? Are you sure you don't mean soap? (Black African soap, like on The Apprentice that one time)