Someone do mine!
I am the Sherif of Nottingham, and I will arrest you!
I whip my hair back and forth!
I will take you to Weeping Angel land ;D
Actually, one lock of hair is longer than the rest. But you can't tell when I twirl it like this.
I hope the real batman isn't around.
And I'm gonna jump! :D
Vote for me in the Madagascar 3 Awards!
Smile for the camera!no!*takes photo* :'(
Does you want the stick, Mr. Wolf Archer that's lower than my rank? Yes, I, the Sheriff of Nottingham will throw you a stick! *Throws stick and archers run after it*
Batmans smoking!
Now, now, I'm just gonna 'it yew with the stick I've got in me 'and, now don't yew worry! (And BTW, that's not a cigar or cigarette. That's a microphone... That was Owl City's Halloween costume while he and his buddies were on tour lol)
Bat adam!*bat man theme song*
fat sheriff with a pot-belly
Is yours a fox
Nah its a mouse i think ???
"See? I can laugh, just like Santa Claus! Ho-ho-ho!"
Lol!
*Chased by adoring fans,jumps into batmobile*
I keep on getting yours :P
Yes, I am the top sheriff in the land! Thankyou very much!
My hair keeps going in my eyes!
Do you like my new jacket? It's new. I thought it would make a good impression in sheriff school.
Ok someone turn that fan off!
I love arresting people!
Ive just had my hair cut.do you like it?
I can impersonate Chief from Fox and the Hound perfectly! Listen..... ;)
"'Ey, can ye pass the 'otroot soup o'er 'ere already?"
Quote from: Lutra on November 17, 2012, 11:57:42 AM
I can impersonate Chief from Fox and the Hound perfectly! Listen..... ;)
pat butram.best voice talent.
Ahh...guys im actualy batman...this isint adam in his halloween costume.
Sheriff: "You did it!"
Eulaaaaliiiiiiiaaaaaa!
"Now, you see here young lad! If you do that one more time, I'ma just gonna hafta hit you with my stick!"
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
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Help,my tunics stuck in the door!
Ha ha, look what I found.
Ok! We knock on the door and hide!
hey welcome prince John.
*rebelious mouse escapes house to go to party*
"I ain't wearin' a dress! I'm wearin' a tunic! It's different, y'see!"
Ok,i only have time for one song.got to catch bad guys you know?
Dude, why da puffy clothes?
badger running away from giant pumpkin
^^ btw thats not a pumkin its a sail on a ship. and he's standing not running.
Well done, you killed robin hood.
So... sleepy.... zzzzzz
"I'm about ready to... to... Zzzzzzz..." Haha, it looks like your badger is sleeping!
Grrrrr! Not another prank! Weres the robbers?
I see you are wearing really weirdish puffy clothes...
Pumpkin!!!!
Flurp.
I am Ghalaopaiewortopinmuol from the Buck-miller province of Jumpiter on Jupiter.
Lol! I haave seen the cover of eulalia.now i know that isint a pumkin!
Lose some weight, wolf!
Stop eating all the food,bunny!
Your belly is gargantuan, vermin!
its Nowere as big as yours,floppyears
Listen scum, your belly goes around the earth 5 TIMES. YOUR TAIL IS CHUBBY AND SO IS YOUR FACE!
What size is your pants hiphopper?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlarge?
no,but are yours?"cause they must be pretty big to fit in that...
They must have a kitchen just for you at salamandastron.
Wolf: "Now, you just watch! I'll shoot that bird right outta the sky!" *Shoots and misses by a mile* "Er, well, I musta hit another bird o'er there."
Sheriff:"You know im nearly as good as robin hood!"
*Hawkeye walks up and shoots the bird out of the sky without even looking*
Hawkeye: "Oh yeah, puny wolf. I win."
Whos hawkeye?
Sheriff: *Shakes head at Hawkeye* Why did you do that? *Shoots at him and misses* Er, er, I meant to do that.
Hawkeye from the Avengers
(http://gfbrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/HawkeyeMovie.jpg)
He looks cool......is he standing on the side of a building?
Sheriff: Now, now, you stand right there while I go an' hit this human. *Throws a punch at Hawkeye and misses* Er, I was aimin' for the air!
I actually don't remember what part of the movie that was at, but I believe he was standing on a building that was being destroyed.
He looks pretty calm
Sheriff: "I's gonna punch the next wolf who makes fun o' me not bein' able to hit that archer dude."
Hawkeye looks calm because he's awesome. 8) He's an Avenger, after all.
He sounds cool
Maiden Marriam: "Why Sheriff! What a nice looking dress!"
Sheriff: "Why Thankyou Ma'am, I do think I look pretty good if I do say so meself- Hey! Wait a second........ A DRESS?!
We will dig a tunnle under the abbey.
Look there he is! Over there! made ya look.
Invited to the redwall club eh......last time a huge bell fell on me!
ha ha ha
Don't hit the door, mousey!
*mouse hits door*
I always proffered otters...
"Attaaaack!" *Lands on sword* "Aw!"
We've got a Hulk!
*Hulk dies*
Ugh...
Are you playing football with a sword? You're doing a stiff arm.
*speaker* "TOUCHDOOOOOOOWOOWOWOOWOWN!"
Pumkin for sale!
De Big Bad Wolf ztrikez again!
I aint your average bunny!
De Big Bad Wolf ztrikez onez more timez!
Take this zwilt the scum!
De Big Bad Wolf ztrikez onez lazt timez!
Touche!
You will never be good at archery, Wolfy!
You aint the best swordsman,rabbit!
Well, you ain't the best archer!
But you are the biggest eater!
Then why do you have all the fat?
Thats all thats left after you have eaten!
Excuse me? You shouldn't be talkin' you gluttonous vermin!
Salamandastrons full of tunnels because you hares ate most of it!
Vermin never have food because you ate all of it!
Salamandastron has no uniforms below xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlarge!
I'm the best sherif ever!
Starts singing*
Since we found out,
Since we found out,
That anything can happen,
That anything can happen!
More pie please! :'(
"Hey, look at me hat! Don't it look silly?" :P
Smile for the camera!
Why hello there, you didn't pay your taxes. *takes who he was talking to to jail*
OPEN THE DOOR!
My hat aint funny!!!
Your a pretty bad guy
Hissssssssss
Shoot the arrows! No, not at me!
Wot wot!
um you guys like to tease don't you? :3
Look at me I'm zee sheriff ready fer oders prince john!
Hmmm why dont we just join the redwall club insead of digging a tunnel underneath it
Magical fox!
"SURPRISE!!! I scared you, didn't I?"
you would think one super hero was needed
a fat fox from nottingham
A man in the shadows. And actually, he's a wolf
wolves, foxes ... same difference
Wolves would pwn foxes anyday!
*take two* look its a wolf!
Ahhh creepy!
Ahhh fat!
Ahhh weird hat
Ho ho ho, I am going to play the big bad Santa in the Christmas play.
And you can play one of the three blind mice!
ho ho ho, *takes candy from child*
Has anyone seen my two blind freinds?
Has anyone seen 5 missing children?* looks at belly* Found 'em!
Has anyone found the pantry*looks a bunny*found it!
*coughfatcoughwolfcough*
Oh no! That gluttonous rabbit is choking!
Oh no! That overflowingly rotund vermin has empathy!
*rabbit dies*oh well he died doing what he loved!
I'm back from the dead! * Wolf screams and dies* I'm actually thinking HE died doing what he loves!
*Wolf turns into werewolf*yeah! I can do that!
*shoots werewolf with silver bullet* HA!
*shoots rabbit with rotary cannon*bye bye!
Oh, no ::)
Hahaaahaaahaaaaaaa!
I think he's finally lost his mind!
Wotwot?
Yep...
lol!
DEFINITELY!
you sure are!
Hmm...
hmmm
"Ho, ho, ho! Meeeeerry Christmas!"
Lol! nottinghams santa is also the sheriff!
Well, they're both fat...
Chaaaarrrrge!
No sir, hare wisdom is!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" -- Buckler
AAAAAAHHHHHHH! ~ St. Saturn
Reapacheep
HE HAS A GUN!
He has a........bunny ears? :D
He has a... hat?
He has......carrots?
He has... clothes?
He has....no clothes! :o
I don't :o
*chucks buckler a towel*
Thank you!
Your welcome!
That was a close one!
Sure was!
Why guys, a good thing girls weren't around.
Any way back on topic.
"Hey triger did you here some thing?"
*sigh*every year im rudoulth the red nosed reindeer!
"Look at all these taxes!"
GOLD! KILL THE DRAGON!
The squrell dosent know its a bomb
Whenever I see your profile pic, this is what I think:
"Ahahahahahahahahaha!"
Hye seen epic movie?
your new pic brings the x-mas-atmosphere to me ;D
oh,and i have a question: "your" wolf is an disney character? i think so but im not sure...
Its for the great profile pic switch.you can read about it in the annoucements.
now im a christmas rabbit ;D (thanks for telling me about the switch -action)
Awesome!
It's Santa Wolf!
Quote from: Slagar Mc Muffin on December 03, 2012, 10:45:20 PM
your new pic brings the x-mas-atmosphere to me ;D
oh,and i have a question: "your" wolf is an disney character? i think so but im not sure...
its the sheriff from robin hood
Nope, it's definitely Santa Wolf!
Ok ;D
Am I getting coal for Christmas?
Ok....is that all you want?
Ho ho ho
"I don't care what you say! I am not going to fly around with some deer and make my nose shine!"
Santa Jacques!
You shoud give him a red nose
I don't know how.
Try using paint
ok
'Oh no, I'm about to get spitted! Help!!'
I'm satna's little helper.
Hey kids come with slagars-i mean santas slave-i mean sliegh!
"Well what do you want this year, wait don't tell me, I know you want to give prince John all the tax money."
Lol!
"I've made myself more Christmas like to attract the customers!"
Merry Christmas, from The badger Mountain.
merry christmas vitch
Arrrr!
Now which of you young animals would like to sit on my lap first?
I am the Son of Sela!
ARRR!
Your day has come vermin!
Just because im slagar dosent mean i dont love christmas!
"Ho, ho, ho! You get coal and arrows for Christmas!"
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! :D
Shiver me timbers! Arrrr!
Merry christmas, O White One. Here are the dibbuns you asked for
Ye all gettin rum for christmas mateys arrrr!
'Okay, so what do you want for Christmas?'
"What! What do you mean we're all out of hotroot soup? It's not Christmas without hotroot soup!!"
NOOOOO! IT'S THE CHRISTMAS POOCH!!!!! LOL
I am the Pokemon Santa....
"What would you like for Christmas, Martin?"
Does this Santa hat make me look fat?
Hey guys, give me some gifts
Quote from: Romsca on December 21, 2012, 03:47:13 AM
Does this Santa hat make me look fat?
LOL!
"I don't know Gonff... maybe a fixed sword?"
'My face feels flat...I knew walking into a wall wasn't the best idea...'
What?! LOL1 That's kinda funny. ;D
It's za zazzy otterz club!
Do you like my new hat?
christmas slagar
CRAZY HARE ATTACKING ME WITH SPEAAAAARRR!!! Oh, wait Long Patrol. Whew.
Oh? What's that, Ash Ketchum? You want your hat back or something?
If this won't win the Santa photo contest, then I don't what will
"Please, Master, please take it off. And give me a bath. Please."
Ah I love Christmas
We must defend Redwall abbey.
I am Slagar, and this is my new mask of holiday colors.
"I want out of this costume now!"
Come on! Let's deliver gifts
awesome mouses,cool drawing-im a fan of leathos art ;)
Quote from: Slagar Mc Muffin on December 29, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
awesome mouses,cool drawing-im a fan of leathos art ;)
Thanks!
BTW what is that hare from.
row row row ya boat! (i think hes rowing?)
I hear you.
Martin: ATTAAACK!
Gonff: What?
Shh I'm looking for vermin.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on December 29, 2012, 11:00:25 PM
Quote from: Slagar Mc Muffin on December 29, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
awesome mouses,cool drawing-im a fan of leathos art ;)
Thanks!
BTW what is that hare from.
its dr. hämsterviel from lilo and stitch ;)
back to game: oooooh,thats soo tasty-but where have i hidden the rest ? ;D
"Daaaad! My little sister just broke my favorite action figure!"
Hello, any one out here?
Hurry! Pole and Punt and Pole and Punt.
'If I cover the cookie with my paws like this, maybe no one will see it...'
Hey! Look at that other cat! That is a fabulous cat! Hey good looking! Oh, wait! It's me!
I don't think snow talks, but if it would say some thing......" I'm melting I'm melting"
"I don't need to get married! I'm an outlaw ;D"
I almost made it over this rock.
I'm on my way, mates!
'Oh, there you are! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!'
"What are you looking at me for? Shouldn't you be looking at the post?"
I am a badger and I'm digging a hole. Diggy-diggy hole!
I'm just sittin' here watchin' the sun set.
Haha! I knew I buried this one next to the rose bush!
I'll be right there mom!
Crunch, snap, *swallows nut*
Heehee I like looking at cameras.
I will eliminate every nut hater on earth! Mwuhahaha!
What are you doing to me! don't move me!
I love nuts they're so...so....nutty!
I'm a creepy otter, short and stout, here is my hands and here is my snout, when you tip me over I Pour out, sling stones all over and cause a flout.
;D
'Okay, I'll be fine, I won't fall, I...aahhh!'
I absolutely love cameras.
That's one nutty squirrel! LOL :D
Help me!!!!! I'm a multi colored dog that got shocked.!
Mmmmm. This tastes good.
Hmm.... That profile pick above me is eating MY NUTS!!!
'Wow, is that my reflection?'
I'm a purrrrrrrrr-fectly content kitty~She's soooo cute, by the way ;)
ppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"Aw, nuts! I dropped me peanuts!"
I like holes
I iz statue! :D
"Die, hand! Die from my cuteness!"
"Ahh! Why are these humans taking my picture?"
aharrr! there be the tresure mateys!
What are you looking at?
SHHHHHHHHHHH
I am the purrfect kitty.
My precious..we likes precious
My smile is the shiniest.
I'm so cute I'm lethal!
"I will shoot you." or he could be saying "Thanks BrookSkimmer."
"RAWR! See? I can sound scary." ;D
I am just standin' here......all alone.......by myself
"Om nom nom nom nom... AH! I forgot! I'm allergic to nuts!!"
Sitting...........and waiting
"Maybe if I'm still enough, the nuts won't notice me eating them."
*sniffs* I smell peanut butter!
I'm nutty for nuts!
I can see you!
"This nut... it smells... funny..."
your the doctor?ok can you take a look at this wart on my bum?
Gimmie a pie and you dont have to pay the tax!
I just laughed
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
me big polar bear!
Oh I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, and I will take your pie.
I will continue to stare at you until you stop looking at me, then I'll dance.....
"I wanna shoot somethin'."
Hey Random person! *does the thingie with the eyebrows.
it's not cold.
"AAAAAAAAHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
I like to stare.
"Now, ansssssssswer honesssssstly. Do I have sssssssssomething in my eye?"
Look into my huge eyes
wheressssssss my sssssssssspecticalssssssss!
"Ladedadeda! I'm just strolling along, happy as a wolf can be!"
boo! imma vampire!
"See? I can play the air trumpet!" *Starts playing the air trumpet*
I can ssssttttaaaaarrrreeee
"Ugh, why do I feel like I have sssssssssomething in my eye?"
yes?!?!?!?
"Did you come to pay taxes?"
"Mmm, this blanket tastes delicious!"
i watching you!
"Doodeedoodeedoo, just walkin' along!"
hello!!!!!! :o
*sings*
"im so happy and i know it *claps his hands*
"im so happy and i know it and i really want to show it so i clap my hands *claps again*
yay i love ice cream too!
"This song is great!" *Taps footpaw*
..................the sky is blue.......................
lemme go!
Look at mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee
I feel like a hedgehog!
I am crazy
"Rawr!"
Look into my eyes...
"OW! That was my eye! OW! That was my other eye!"
I.......am.......this...... 8)
"Ugh, this is what happens when you ask a hedgehog to scratch your face."
"Oh...what exactly are you doing with my TARDIS?"
I love changing fonts!
"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me!"
And how did you get the fancy font?
I'm rockin'out cause I got new shades
"My paws smell funny."
8) now where did i park the bently?
"Air saxophone!"
Cooper!!!!!
"I feel like my head is pretending to be a hedgehog, but the rest of me isn't!"
"Mommy can you help mr my feet have too much static electricity in them and I can't move"
"I feel like I've got somethin' in me ear. Do I?"
Shut up Rikkendo we've heard enough of your whining.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Last time I try to eat a hedgehog!
"What's that over there?"
BORED
"Hey, ladies, how's it going, wot wot?"
"How do I look?"
"My name is Inigo Meowntoya, you killed my father, prepare to - SQUIRREL!"
I am thinking....thinking....thinking.
Hehe *cheeky grin*
Look out world Mattio's coming!
is there somthing stuck in my face?
"Hmmm...what's my new favorite word today? Maybe...TAXES?"
*looks directly at a random poor animal*
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 09, 2013, 02:49:15 AM
"My name is Inigo Meowntoya, you killed my father, prepare to - SQUIRREL!"
"SQUIRREL"?
From the movie Up, when all the dogs call out "SQUIRREL!!!!!" and stare at it. That's what your profile pic looks like it's doing, even if it is a cat. ;)
"Where did that idiot I live with put my litter box?"
"I told you, it's not my hat."
It's wet and muddy out there.
Hi there!
who am i? im the feared turkey! *everyone laughs*
(sing-songy voice) Taxes, taxes, taxes. Hooray for taxes, and taking a young child's birthday present!
(P.S. Turkeys are scary. I tried to catch one once, and then it flew into a tree, and glared down at me with about ten other turkeys. I got out of there as fast as I could.)
It's a good day outside
"Hm. Rock soup. And the only way to flavor rock soup is with a dead turkey. *pause* DEAD TURKEY?!" *makes turkey noises, runs away*
"Why, hello there, I'm the Otter in the Pipe. Where am I?"
*Talking to dad on phone* "Hello dad how are you doing? What? When? How? Toooooooootaaaaaaally
WHO SAID IT WAS GETTING CLOSE TO THANKSGIVING??!!??!!??!!
*giggles*
*Glares!*
Hi everyone
Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble
I'm Leatho! ;D
I am the burning foxxxxxxxxxx
"If you make one more comment about my tail, I shall peck your eyes out."
Uh, hi dad! Not doing ANYTHING suspicious in here Nope! Not at all! Would you mind leaving my room? Thanks! Bye! *slams door*
What? What fire? No, I haven't seen any fires lately. What's that you say? There's a fire on my back? Sorry, hadn't noticed. Wait...I'm on FIRE? AHHHHHHHHHH! *stops, drops, and rolls*
Stay there, my little plump bird......
"Me tail's on fire! AAAAHHHH!!!"
LOL!! :D
*cheesy smile* hi, uh, dad!
Fox: "Look at me! I need to have my picture taken! I'll get...Photo Finish!"
*Photo Finish music*
Photo Finish: *walks in* "We go!"
LOL! MLP Reference! From the 1st season episode "Green Is Not Your Color"
I am the mightest fattest wildcat in the snow.
Quote from: Romsca on February 19, 2013, 01:29:10 AM
Fox: "Look at me! I need to have my picture taken! I'll get...Photo Finish!"
*Photo Finish music*
Photo Finish: *walks in* "We go!"
LOL! MLP Reference! From the 1st season episode "Green Is Not Your Color"
Oh my gosh!! Tgis made me laugh so hard! :D Yes, I know who Photo Finish is.
Back to the game..
"Look at my shiny otter teeth!"
"Okay, I've got my Katniss costume on, we can go to the Hunger Games now!"
Hi Dad!
"Don't you dare lie to me! I HEARD you say turkey dinner!"
Hello?
"Who's that handsome otter in the mirror? Oh! That's me!"
Umm...hello?
"Why is there a frozen fish on the ground?"
'Aw, what a cute baby.'
"I am a talking cat", *Person falls over* ".....They always do that when I speek".
"Hello there, people inside the submarine. Nice porthole you've got there."
I'm going to take the car!
I'm thankful that I survived Thanksgiving.
Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge
"Don't come anywhere near me with that axe!"
Good thing the screen isn't frozen, otherwise my tongue would stick to it!
'Sluppp, sluppp, sluppp.'
"Where are you going with that dog? Seriously, where are you going? No, don't let that dog come over here!"
You need a cleanup *slurp*
"I can lip read, you know. I saw you say rabbit stew, and I am not budging an inch!"
"I shall defeat you!" *shlupp, shlupp* "Urgh, as soon as I get through this force field-" *shlupp, shlupp, shlupp*
Why do I always have to sit in the box?
To victory!!!!!!!!!! Death to you stoat!
I gonna poke ya! >:D En I gonna do it HARD! >:D >:D >:D
I will shoot you.*Evil laugh* ha ha ha
The Taaaaaaaaggeeeeeeeeruuuuuuuuung
"I smell carrots."
I see you!
"I am a hypnotist. You will give me the lettuce. Now."
"I can see Pluto from here!"
Quick! Grab my hand! I won't drop you!
"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick."
"These are not the droids you are looking for."
What's up?
"See this sword? This sword isn't real. It's just a fake sword used in movies and stuff."
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a...........SQUIRREL!!!
I am Verdauga Greeneyes
I have athlet's foot.
Agent J: Finally, I got a big gun!
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 02, 2013, 12:26:24 AM
Agent J: Finally, I got a big gun!
LOL!
Now, back on topic: I AM...who?
MIB My ipod broke.
Look, I'm blue!
Agent J: Hey, K, we ain't gonna give the dog a gun, are we? I don't trust dogs with guns!
I am not a planet!
"Stare at my shiny sword and adore it. It's much shinier than yours."
I AM WHO I AM, AND I AM PLUTO!!!
::) Y'know, my personal text actually has nothing to do with the picture other than the fact that it's the same guy.
K: Why do I have to work with such an annoying person?
I'm lokking....
"You're playin' with the big boys now!"
Like my T-shirt?
Like I said, My Ipod broke.
"I gots a dagger!"
The sky is blue...
The men in white.
Am I a rat, stoat, ferret or weasle?
Like Leatho said, My IPod Broke
I rule over Mossflower country.
"I'm going to howl at the moon! Wait, I'm a rat..."
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 02, 2013, 08:33:28 PM
"I'm going to howl at the moon! Wait, I'm a rat..."
Its a mouse btw
I am
Howl
"I don't know how to use a sword, I'm an army doctor! Oh well, this is kinda cool anyway."
I am Dewey Cabluui!
here come the men in black!
"Cotton? No, this is wool!"
Look at the setting sun.....isn't it just beautiful
hello, look at me when I talk to you.
I howl at the moon when no one is looking!
"I left home without my handkerchief. DON'T mess with me!"
I'm hard to caption...
"K, do we really need these guns to walk the dog?"
I AM?
Did you see that shooting star?
"I'm a mouse, silly! I am NOT a rat!"
Where did she go?
"Is there a particular reason why I only have two teeth?"
No, I will not look at you.
What's wrong with my ears? They don't look like normal mouse ears.
"I'm not going to commit suicide, I'm just holding my sword."
Huh? What's that?
"See this sword? It's like an extension of my arm. Well, except that I can't brush my teeth with it. Or comb my fur. Or take a bath with it."
I'm shorter than I look.
Cheers to the men in black!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on March 04, 2013, 11:01:38 PM
Cheers to the men in black!
Thats the best one yet!
Now: I'm a Hobbit, not a dwarf.
MIB guy on the left: Maybe next time...we shouldn't have a dog on the front cover of our movie.
MIB guy on the right: I guess you're right.
I AM ZORRO!
"J"
"Yeah?"
"Why are these chairs so weird?"
Shhhh! I hear something...
Let's beat 'em!
"Death is on the wind."
"Hey, look, car!" *Deer in the headlights pose*
"It's SPRING!!!!! Time to visit the March Hare..."
Food Fight!!!!
Fool! I am the craziest person here!
Hey look, there are arrows in my shield, and in my face! Fancy that!* keels over *
"I used to be the Skipper of otters... then I took an arrow to the knee."
Lol!
I'm a tree, with leaves. Nuff' said.
Help me save the moon! Hurry, we only have three days! (I mean, seriously, that is a ridiculously short amount of time.)
Steady on!
Sure hope they don't use firearrows on my wooden shield!
A picture of Grath Longfletch.
That's disgusting!
Black-and-White, those were the days!
"Peeyoo! Your breath stinks!"
Its para para paradise oh oh oh oh oh, oh we oh
There appears to be a set of arrows stuck in my shield.
I am a mask, fear me!!!
Hello, my name is Vannoyne.
...he just looks like he is saying that!
Pee- uu
(Why do I keep getting you?!? I'm running out of captions! :D)
What does that sign say? *shoonk! Shoonk! Shoonk!* Watch out for arrows, ok, gotcha.
(you could wait until you get someone else ;D)
I control your mind!
"Ugh, my shield is so lame! It's so boring and round. Why do I even carry a shield?" *Shoonk!* :o "I love my shield!"
"I am a tree I think and I cant see your picture very well"
What is it?
My ship, the Indomitable Endeavor, sailing the Monquista skyway in Pirate101.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 23, 2013, 08:22:22 PM
My ship, the Indomitable Endeavor, sailing the Monquista skyway in Pirate101.
Oh. Now caption my pic, please 8)!
Err, I'm not sure I want to shake your hand, money is dirty, and you touch it a lot, I'm sure.
He/she was a Marlfox, right?
BTW, Money is not dirty, and Mr. Monopoly is sure to wash his hands every five minutes. He is a Millionaire, after all...
Rusvul? Yes, he's a Marlfox. Money is dirty, do you know how many people touch it? And how many people pick their noses? It's disgusting.
Hey, look, the Titanic can fly now! *crashes into flying iceberg. (?)* and it can fall instead of sink!
Hey! One, it's the Endeavor, not the Titanic, and two, I'm a much better helmsman than that! I actually look where I'm going :P! It seems to be a magnifying glass silhouette... Or, does it have something to do with the Elemental Sword of Air?
"Swim away!"
Err, that'd involve falling endlessly into the oblivion of nothingness, that is, until you die of hunger or hit a star. Not that you should even be on deck when going through a Stormgate.
EEEEUUULLLAAALLLIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I'm the captain of the Endeavor!
"Um, ew."
A wierd dude...
"Hey, bro, is that a camera over there?"
HA HA HA!
*Off-camera guy* "Dude, what happened to yer face?!"
*Jace* "Grenade."
Some doc guy says : OWWWW!!! That jolly well hurt, young un'!!!
"Ugh, I hate how hot it is in this armour!"
HA! I'm Sata's evil twin!
a big badger gonff
"I'm gonna stand here and look awesome."
"You want to fight?"
"Whattup, Skarlath." *fistbumps*
HAHAHA!!!
"I'm just standing here, minding my own business.....QUIT DRAWING ME!!"
Hmm... Good Photoshop work on the armor!
"Hiiiiiiiiii! Mind if I use your stapler?"
Arthur: You're an Idiot.
Merlin: *smiles* Thanks!
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuu!!!"
"Can, Can I stop smiling now?"
haha...
Herr der Diebe! I still don't understand!
It's in German.
"I'ma hitcha with me sling, ya varmint!"
"Watch that bus!"
"What bus?"
*Splat*
Sword Two from The Left: "Hey, you! YOU! Come and buy me! Please?"
Sword Three From The Right: "NO! You don't want him! Take me!"
Sword One From The Left: "Actually,m you don't him OR her. Taker me! I'm honest! They steal!"
Middle Sword: "Oh, shut up, all three of you! And, on a side note, One-from-the-left- lies, and Two-from-the-left has an annoying cough, and tends to get sick, and Three-from-the=right DOES steal. I do believe I'm the only honest one of the bunch!"
"I shot a guy once."
We were alone on the road driving faster
So far from home we were chasing disaster
"I shall defeat you with my superior dance moves!"
(By the way, awesome use of that song, Leatgo. That actually perfectly describes the situation. :P)
Warm asphalt. . .
All Swords: "BUY MEEEEEE!"
Smile everybody!
Erm. . . I can't see it.
This is a Wraith.
Is that your dog- er, Shadowhound?
"The sign behind me is wrong."
Why are you so happy Zuko?
QuoteIs that your dog- er, Shadowhound?
Yes, it is!
Why is their a Japanese version of Don Quixote rushing me?
"The night would probably look amazing if I wasn't colorblind."
". . . Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!"
*was
"Turn back!"
"Why did it turn purple all of a sudden?"
4-way staring contest!
*Epic Spanish accent* My bite is worse than my bark.
So, tell me again... How will we not die?
"Long ago there were four amulets....."
No that is not a reference to anything
"I will efisherate you!"
CA: You can't really efisherate someone wwith a gun
CA: Or a wwand
Behold my goggles!
Perhaps not efisherate, but you could... Agh, I'm not good at fish puns.
I like my goggley goggles.
I NEED A HAIRCUT!
"What's the point of having you here if you aren't able to see me in my amazing armour?!"
"Dude...nice hair"
"Woof"
i shall turn evverythin purple wwith my purple gun
"Sup, I make bad puns."
im skatin lel
Hi! Don't do anything funny or I'll go all steampunk on you.
You think this sword is just for show? I've got a giant sword and a pathway to guard, you're goin' doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown
Fear me in my purplyness!!
"Then they found a house made out of candy. They started eating it. But then they saw a witch coming towards them from the house."
'Excuse me, did you say something?'
"I'm just so happy!"
"Oh, hey! Purple cake!" *Smiles*
"We are the pale fake-vampire trio!"
"Ha! Now I'll never swim with you again!"
"I am only half as insane as you think."
"Woof! I mean. . . *Cough* I'm going to kill you!"
(To the person under me, my picture is a sunset drawing)
Yes, I know that.
"After I kill you, I will move on to your family, and then everyone you ever- SQUIRREL!"
"Nice shades dude."
And that is hilarious, if you say squirrel to her, she will instantly freeze and look around, or if she's inside, she will go and stare out the picture window.
Very shadow, much hound... Wow...
"Aw yeah, that's right, I got goggles and you don't! Ha!"
Quote from: Delthion on September 16, 2014, 03:21:36 AM
And that is hilarious, if you say squirrel to her, she will instantly freeze and look around, or if she's inside, she will go and stare out the picture window.
My dog does one better. If she's inside and you say squirrel, she'll immediately run to the back door and start whining. If she's outside and you say squirrel, she'll race into the yard and start looking around, usually barking. :P (She's killed a squirrel before, though, so I guess you could say she REALLY likes them.)
"Hello; I'm anime."
Our dog (American bulldog- dingo mix) just went up and poked a mouse with his paw, and I heard it squeak before I saw it dead. It was funny.
@Rain, Now I always think that your Jet, so confusing.
And Trees.
The difference is that I put awards in my siggy, while Jet just has a quote. So there ya go. Just look at the signature and you'll be able to tell us apart. ;)
"Hey, are you gonna finish that bacon?"
Rage on mabushii hikari
surudoku me wo somukeru isshun he
the sun is blazing on my armor
furimuku hima wa nainda
"on your mark" atomodori dekinai
"get set" hibiku "go"
I'm probably going to listen to that song so many times, Rage On deserves a place on any top ten anime theme tunes list
I can't see because I have outrageous hair.
"Really? You throw a ball and you expect me to just run around, grab it IN MY MOUTH, and bring it back to you? What kind of disgusting game is this?!"
I CAN SING!
"One more picture and I kill you."
"Don't show any emotion. If you show emotion, the camera will steal your face!" (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference! :D)
"We're singin' and we know it! Whoooo!" (Sorry, Ra I n. I dun get it.)
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 20, 2014, 04:49:13 AM
"Don't show any emotion. If you show emotion, the camera will steal your face!" (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference! :D)
Of course I get the reference.
Hello? May I enter? No? Dangit.
. . . And the best part is that you have no idea if I have another eye on the other side of my head because I can see you perfectly fine with just one.
I am so happy that I have new goggles that I have a giddy smile!
I am going to stare at you through this nuisance of a ring and then eat you. If I can fit.
'Look! It's a skywriter!'
"IT'S THE ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!"
I have multiple personality. hehehehehehehehehe
Woah, what's that star, oh wait it's a meteor run!!!!!!
"Oooooooh! My stripe looks so haaaaaandsoooome today!"
Sorry, but the way it's cut off, it looks like he could be holding a mirror off camera. :P
I SEE YOU.
You know how to win at cat-and-mouse, don't you? Don't be the mouse. And human, I am most definitely not the mouse.
*Glare!*
SELFIE! *Click*
'That was so not funny.'
"Because I'm happy"
"Yes, I know I'm cheesy.*
Wait- before you attack me, take a look. Yep, at the GIANT AXE that I am casually toting. Still want to go through with this? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Quote from: Delthion on September 26, 2014, 01:31:54 PM
*Glare!*
Aw, but he's smiling! (Yes, it's hard to see, but the look on his face is, in fact, a smile. Or maybe a smirk.)
"I have tamed these bangs. See? They are long by the sides, yet short by my eyes. HA! I AM THE BANGS MASTER! ALL BANGS SHALL FEAR MY WRATH, AND THE WRATH OF MY SCISSORS!"
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"
What is so funny that it caused one to buckle over, one to facepalm, and three to just sit there giggling like children?
"Hear me rawr!' *Squeaks*
"And just like that, Steve realized he'd forgotten it was Wear Blue Wednesday."
"What is this speck of dust? It is very intriguing, I wonder why a speck of dust decided to settle hear? Let us contemplate this."
" A city in Florida was named after me! *Puzzled, deep-in-thought look* Or. . . . . Was I named after the city in Florida?"
"The humans are coming! Run for your lives!"
Aether! ...What is Aether?
"Hi. I'm hot. I like looking like I'm panting."
"Everyday I'm cluckin'." *Cue Party Rock Anthem*
"This fish is such a cool dance partner!"
"I'm a weird-looking flag!"
"Am I standing on the Earth or am I looking at it?"
"I'ma fish-slap you!"
"Beware - I'm a troll. With armour. Why aren't you running and screaming for your life yet?"
"Looks like I lost this poker game, lets make a song about it"
"The three musketeers, in shrew form, with bows. Because bows rule."
"What is that smell, I can't quite tell"
Three shrews testing projectile motion.
A naughty fox
Three shrews, closing their eyes.
*Looking disapprovingly at small children* GET OFF MY LAWN!
Quote from: Tungro on May 22, 2019, 12:15:50 PM
"Looks like I lost this poker game, lets make a song about it"
. . . It's an underwater tea party but close enough XD
"I can't hold my breath forever guys, hurry up"
The Log-a-Log is the one with a bandana.
Your ankles will die today.
A dead cat
When you hear someone say 'Little red riding hood called, she wants her grandma back'
Unluckyness in its purest form
A savage fighter.
'And den I stabbed 'im! Like dis!"
Angry, but not into Bloodwrath...
...Until that hare below me asks for third supper again.
(I'm dreading being flippin' captioned.)
When you realize the lunchbell is three miliseconds late in ringing and you fear that perhaps... there is no lunch...
'Black and white drabbles'
All my classmates staring at me as I try to sneak into the classroom an hour after the lesson began
When people irritate you.
When you need a person to clear a room for you...hire the wildcat! :P
When you can't find a decent hoodie and just want to stab somebeast
Already captioned.
"I can't see anything"
When your mom tells you to go get a haircut...
When someone mentions that you got fired after order 66...
When someone tells you they don't like ferrets...
When you get back from the gym and are flexing in the mirror
Hanging out with my fam.
When you want to scare the living daylights out of someone.
When you try to impress your friends by breaking a stick but you just can't.
When someone mentions your name as you are walking away from a fight
When someone says food around my siblings.
When you're at the park and start swinging a random twig- imagining it to be a weapon or something
When colours are inverted.
Ima sniper!
'Grand Devil Cat'
Pure awesomeness.
Stabby fun!
Stabbier fun!
*Would be fun to stab*
Rather scary looking...
Stab much lots.
Sir Stabs-A-Lot
Devil Ferret
When you shave your wolf weird.
An undercut that's both edgy and functional (to avoid horns)
Lozt 'air-dye, more needed.
That must be a really funny book.
Nothingness. Pure nothingness.
A mixture of sunburned and tanned with marshmallows on shoulders.
You don't have one
#howling! *howls*
The eraser malfunctioned.
Archer bunny! ;D
Black Hole.
Hmm, more like a grey whole.
Dirty toes.
Nothing much.
;D
Hungry.
When Reality Malfunctions.
The hook archer.
A wandering warrior hare
A wandering warrior.
A joyful bunny.
Mr. glowstick
Kaptain Kitty
A roman or Greek soldier.
A work of art!
Emptiness
Veni vidi vici.
Swiper no swiping!
the void
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE REDWALL!!!
EulaliaEulaliaEulaliaEulaliaEulalia!!!!
You shall not pass.... at least not if I don't want you to
Democracy.
Flowers are forever... At least, this one is.
Give me food, or else, wot wot!
What martin lost.
*yawns*
If you stare into the abyss...
Cute wittle kitty cat!
I am going to steal your tapestry
My tail may be fluffy, but I can still kill you.
The cutest birb ever.
"This is my cheese. You will never see it again."
A ducky banana!
"FOR REDW--" Wait, wrong battlecry.
And the Rockets Red Glare!!, the Bombs Bursting in Air.....
"Hey Mom! Check out my sword!!!"
I'm a blushing bird.
"Why was this photo cropped like this? Wh-hh-hy?"
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming!
"Oh, what did you think this was-- a joke?"
Whose broad stripes and bright stars,
through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare,
the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there!
"I have one last ace in the hole!"
O say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave,
O'er the Land of the Free,
And the Home of the Brave?
*salutes*
I've got you right where I want you.
I am strong!
Look into my eyes...
"Hello, I am here to kill you in your sleep. sleep well, you won't wake up."
I am an innocent, cute bird who will eat your fingers! :laugh:
MAWAGE! MAWAGE! *yawns* Just get on with it, will you?
Mouse in a hat. ;D
And wuv, TWUUUU wuv...
In need of eye-bandages...
So tweasure your wuv.
Fear the yellow eyes!
Hehehe, I will take what was destoned to be mine! All the pies!!! Mwahahaha
Btw, is the bird blushing?
Nope, just what that type of bird look like, see
(https://i.ibb.co/c8YXzh6/20200414-202234.jpg)
From the shadows I come! To bring you awesomeness and to take your food!
..*tweet*...
Red...I like red...*stabs somebeast* We need more red...
*sees birdseed*
I need dis
Hey kid...How about you just come with me...in my big white van...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 07, 2020, 02:43:26 PM
*sees birdseed*
I need dis
XD Perfect!
*Feeds bird birdseed*
Have you ever seen this one, Lass, btw? You might like it. ^-^
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.MQYD-HT9K-KrUkZgXs32ZQAAAA?w=167&h=216&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
Back to the classic I see ;)
Yes, I have, many times, and that's how you'll know when I have children XD
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 08:20:58 PM
Back to the classic I see ;)
Yeah... I don't want anyone to forget my very first profile pic. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 08:20:58 PM
Yes, I have, many times, and that's how you'll know when I have children XD
Lol. :laugh:
Here, birdy, birdy, birdy!
I IZ OTTAH!
Duckana!
An Exercising Otter.
Time for death.
giv me birb seed, an i wil wuv yu fuevah
Hey kid. . . Ya like jazz?
The Banana, the most underrated weapon...
Creepy...
BRING ME THANOS!!!
I know something you don't. Hehehehe...
Dude, I've had, like nine cups of coffee. I could stop a meteor.
That one beady eye is giving me the death glare...
So is Thor, btw.
XD
"Don't trust who, now?"
What am I the god of again? oh that's right, AA batteries. And I forgot to replace the ones in my axe.
Emu gonna party!!!
Grandma, what big ears you have.
It's hammer time
My hat is falling off!
Mwahahahahaaa! I am here for your soul!
"No time to get out the mules. Must get this wheat in!"
the Bananas shall roul foevah
Arsene shall raoul forever!
Good lookin', but slightly crazy. ;D
BOOM BABY!!!
Yellow, creepy eyes this time. Nice helmet/face.
Llama face!
Cool cape. (Almost spelt "cake" XD)
That chair looks comfy....
That's a cool hat. And his eyes... Wild.
Groovy
Just look at that smile.
Cute?
When Squirrels go Bad.
I potato birb...
I giant, human faced birb.
Also, potato? No.
I'm wearing my "I am getting ready to peck you" face.
The Buff Otter has returned!
...Who?
And wuv. Twue wuv.
"This suit is cooler than yours and we both know it."
Wow. So... beautiful. There is nothing wrong with it.
"Go away, I'm reading."
Wait for it...
Spoiler
"A bird". (I got nothing. :P)
"Tor god o tuner and loitnin"
Weel noo, wee're in fer a guid fight, aye!
The swolest of trollest.
It's a very good pic. Who drew it?
I think I'm about to drop this ax on my foot.
Just checking out what you're doing...
Yep reading this topic again...
The weeb is strong with this one.
*Noises of the infinite.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 12, 2020, 11:16:18 PM
It's a very good pic. Who drew it?
I did?
Every day, hundreds of cave trolls are left on the streets.
You can make a difference.
Call 1075-184-TROLL and save a poor cave troll.
Anime + Tartan =
You mean lucid dreaming?
*Squints* Is... Is that a hare with knives sticking out of its neck? :o
Tunder peel dur tunder
It's an anime!!!
Spoiler
I jest. :laugh:
Looks likes something got in his left eye
Looks like she doesn't want someone brushing her hair. (It is a she, btw, no?)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 15, 2020, 06:12:42 PM
Looks likes something got in his left eye
You don't say. :laugh:
Notice beard
BTW, it's a guy
*Squints* Are you sure? >.>
What is the character's name?
That person looks seriously burnt...
A happy but evil hare.
Just checking out out with my good eye...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 15, 2020, 06:44:27 PM
*Squints* Are you sure? >.>
What is the character's name?
Messiah Picaro
I shall choose to not show ye mortals my face. I shall hide it forever with my scarf.
Ahh! I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!
"Ahh! I'm so grumpy! I'm gonna kill you with this epic sword"
It's so fwuffy, I'm gonna diiiiiiieeeeeee
"I look quite awesome, don't I?"
Oh! I am hurt! I am very much hurt!
"You haven't lived until you've chased somebody with katanas."
I'm gonna kill you with my Anime Scream...
Power Ranger
Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
Red Ranger, you have unlocked the OMEGA super MEGA power MODE!!! 8D
Come at us, bro.
I will poke you with my extra large toothpick!
"Move out the way, or die!!!!- Oop, he dead."
My cuteness, is a weapon!
Imma REAL strong. I protect, I attack... 8D
Oooh! Look! My apprentices lightsabre!
We're one and the same, same heart, same blood.
Look at my pretty threads?
Y'know this blue lightsaber thing isn't half-bad...
Ego personified.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/0332615db59db577bfa0a7b795327ce6/tenor.gif)
"*half facepalm* WHHHYYYYYY!!!"
What do we want?
Ice Cream sandwiches!
When do we want them?!
Now!
Four wildcats, one person.
What is that picture from?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2020, 11:29:42 PM
What is that picture from?
*Le gaspeth* You haven't seen The Great Escape? You should consider checking it out. Great film, imo.
I am confusion.
When the lights go down in the City
And the sun shines on the bay
Ooh, I wanna be there in my City, oh
Oh, oh, oh
I know something you don't.
BREAKING NEWS!
MAN HAS CHICKEN ON HIS HEAD
Ee aye eeeh!
Behold, creepypasta ingredients:
Ridiculous level of try-hard creepyness
Bladed weapon
Copious amounts of shading
Metal star-shaped barb in Felis' brain? Eugh!
eh its a bit before, during the initial charge.
Is that an otter or a ferret?
Neither. It's a squirrel. You are a boy but you have a girl's name... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
... Shes my favorite character.
My profile picture is of Keyla.
Ah so it is an otter
Hail Rhulain!!!
Yes, do as the High Rhulain says, strange demon thingamajig.
Ah, but you are a shape shifter! You are a rat!
*poke, poke*
*post, post*
McDonalds needs fresh version
A dog in armor
Girl with wings
Lovely leafly leaf
Ssss, fisshesess, preciousss!
Lef
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on November 16, 2021, 03:09:24 PM
A dog in armor
Spoiler
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/758/The_What_Banner.jpg)
Zere are nay zignz o' ze invadin' toazt renegadez, zir. Ah zink..Ach, Nyet! 'ere zey 'are, zey're- *zcreamz und zen zilence*
Spoiler
commie
Sorry not sorry
'e'z nae a communizt!!!
Lettuce, prior tae it'z myzteriouz dizappearance vhen a Goat entred ze room.
Huh, that's a pretty light.
He He
lettuche
green blocky water
Wearing a mask before it was fashionable
Merry Fishmas!
Is that otter hiding something? O.O!
Wendy has infiltrated Sonic's Universe
My hand!
The Evil Eye of Ally
You forgot to say that I'm all-seeing. -_-
Mine!
I would make a pun, but it would be an eye-roll...
Murder?
Weird duck thing with high heels
Lettuce take this conversation some place else...
┐( ̄ヘ ̄)┌
Water-flavored paper
More blue than green.
tReE
For the Republic
Anime/Manga?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 15, 2022, 12:29:18 AMAnime/Manga?
Video Game
Looks like a segment from some music video...
Zome angel character? Viz a veapon?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 16, 2022, 07:56:48 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 15, 2022, 12:29:18 AMAnime/Manga?
Video Game
Looks like a segment from some music video...
Actually tiz ze character Leonard Mead from Ray Bradbury'z short ztory
Ze Pedeztrian, az it vaz adapted fer an epizode o' ze
Ray Bradbury Theatre zhov. Tiz me favourite o' 'iz ztoriez!
da light
In the age where hairstyles increased one's base height by an extra six inches...
In ze age vhere 'aloz vere ze nev zin' tae vear...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 22, 2022, 05:31:30 PMIn the age where hairstyles increased one's base height by an extra six inches...
Legolas would love to live in that age. I can picture him having a grand old time trying out ridiculous hairstyles.
leeef
"...Hewwo..."
Is that an otter?
Has small amounts of fiber, potassium, zinc, calcium, folate, Vitamin A, and Vitamin K
It is a massive T-rex, because he has a large head and tiny arms.
Confused Ranger otter.
Lef
ere
Big puffy fish creature.
lef
Tae be or nae tae be, zat iz ze queztion...
What is the guy looking at?
emotional cabbage
Welcome
ROMAINE CALMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 22, 2022, 09:49:29 PMQuote from: Captain Wortshire on March 21, 2022, 07:57:59 PMemotional cabbage
Why emotional?
Its a pun on:
(https://c.tenor.com/K9-SqJMNjkEAAAAC/emotional-damage.gif)
That gif made me laugh. :giggle:
Is that a snake?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 21, 2022, 07:32:54 PMWhat is the guy looking at?
Zpoilerz.
Cabbage again . . . Zend in ze Goatz!
The lamps are burning and the starry sky is over it all
*Ze Goatz eat zeir vay back oot, und zen eat ze remainz o' ze cabbage*
*Ze Cabbage refuzez tae pozt a Zpoiler for ze guy zat'z lookin' at ze Zpoilerz*
*Due tae ze cabbage avready bein' eaten und zuz bein' unable tae pozt*
*Ze Cabbage zulkz in a zulky manner*
A lettuce is no less than me, so I respect you,
though it's also true I may make a salad of you.
An anime pfp is anime, it's true.
But if I'm to be salad, I'll get revenge on you.
Still a lettuce.
The Cabbage is a chess opening. It's about on par with the bongcloud (though technically better, probably).
UnDER thE SEa
Tune in tae zee more o' ziz anime!
That guy's beard reminds me of the picture of Kade as an Otterbadger, for some reason.
Little vaz left after ze lettuce. Vhy ze lettuce left Little iz quite beyond me.
Why's the moon red--
Hah! You thought you were superior?
I beat you with my stickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Bracing for Impact
It's windy.
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos!
Such a handy thing to have. (I'm pretty sure that's a hand, anyway.)
Rick Rollin' Adventure!
The hat looks funny.
Lettuce, 1942 colorized.
Ach, Ah've gaet zummat in me eye!
So I look up into the dark black night sky and I see all the wonder of the universe before me
James never felt the same after the amputation.
Ah'm NAE lookin'! Ye cannae make me! Ah REFUZE!!!
Things are looking up :D
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Wazzup?
Can zomevone direct me tae Elm Ztreet, pleaze? Ah'm due fer a movie zere. Ze name'z Freddy Krueger.
Looking up into another galaxy.
Never gaein' tae give up ze game.
Man looks into a studio light
Ze Venom vanna-be 'az arroived!
The Doctor has arrived. I'm not sure what his name is.
Doctor? Doctor Vho?
Ze Lettuce Lady 'az arroived!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? What is he staring at, anyway?
Vot 'e'z Ztarin' At
Tiz from an epizode o'
Ze Ray Bradbury Theatre caved
'Ze Pedeztrian', und iz bazed on a zhort ztory by ze author o' ze zame name. (Ze epizode zynopziz from ze IMDb zite fer ze epizode)
QuoteIn a totalitarian city, a rebel persuades his nervous friend to commit a subversive act: taking a walk with him around the neighbourhood at night.
Vot 'e'z ztarin' at iz a polis 'elicopter zat vaz flyin' by overhead und zpotted 'im und 'iz friend und zhone a loight on zem, tellin' zem tae 'alt. Ye'd 'ave tae vatch ze epizode (vhich, lazt toime Ah checked, vaz available on Yetube) tae fully underztand und appreciate it.
Rick'z Rainbov Game.
i honestly cant really say much cause the pfp is kinda old and u post here ALOT i will say tho that that shape of pfp always annoys me but i think it works on yours cause of the context of the picture.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 02, 2022, 02:27:24 AMZe Venom vanna-be 'az arroived!
this dude is very very far from venom...like not even remotley close lol. (Shows called goblin slayer(Very very graphic would only suggest for older people))
IT'S GAWBLIN SLAYER!
Tiz nae Goblin Zlayer! (Wortshire'z profile picture, Ah mean)
FMA Nice! (Ngl that pfp would probably suit One-Eye alot.)
'Murica...
Nom Nom Nom... (It lookz loike 'e'z eatin' zummat)
It's a stripy kitten!
'e'z a Siberian Tiger.
Ze lettuce returnz...
Get to da choppa!!!
Ze legendary Pokemon from Pokemon Zcarlet!
"How dare you insult my mustache"
*Me eyeing the last cookie*
Get thee tae a gunnery!
Figure 2A: A member of the buff men coalition.
Ein strangely shappen beast
Quote from: Ally046 on September 22, 2022, 04:47:42 PMEin strangely shappen beast
Oy, zat'z a Buizel (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Buizel_(Pok%C3%A9mon))- Ze Zea Weasel Pokemon! Zhov zome
rezpect!
Vingz.
Angry man who is about go beat me up.
Buizel Weasel - Ze Bezt Pokemon!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 23, 2022, 01:31:55 AMBuizel Weasel - Ze Bezt Pokemon!!!
I completely agree.
"Ya wanna hear how I got these scars?"
Buizel, Ze Vone Und Only.
Cartoon Chuck Norris
*Bonkz Rill o'er ze zoide o' ze 'ead fer ze inzult*
Vingz again.
The real Chuck Norris
The greatest duo to ever food fight in the cellars
Quote from: Ally046 on September 24, 2022, 11:11:05 PMThe real Chuck Norris
*Bonkz Ally o'er ze zoide o' ze 'ead viz a leek fer ze inzult*
Vingz again again.
Big Buff Bro
Vingz amidzt flyin' fruit.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 27, 2022, 05:10:25 PMVingz amidzt flyin' fruit.
Oy, why you only mentioning the worse half?
Muscle man
Join ze Food Foight topic taeday!
Sir Wrinkles.
Mizz Lettuce.
He looks like he's very determined to do something. And is staring into my soul.
Anozer major dravin' by Lass, even zough zhe claimz zat 'er dravin' zkillz are poor (vhich zey are nae).
Mr Sir Captain Man
Round picture.
"Het universum zingt voor mij!"
Iz zat ze legendary Pokemon from Pokemon Zcarlet? It lookz a lot loike zaid Pokemon.
Mr. Fancy Destroyer Guy
Ze lettuce iz comin', ze lettuce iz comin'!
Just checking in...
Yup, still a lettuce...
Zat lookz loike zat Pokemon Hawlucha (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hawlucha_(Pok%C3%A9mon)).
Hawlucha foightz again!
Dr.Daredevil
'Ziz iz Ztrike Force Alpha tae baze- ve've located ze topic und are beginnin' ze infiltration o' it. O'er.'
*spies on ze Ztrike Force Alpha*
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce :P
About to chop some lettuce
Go clean up your wings, they have food all over them.
What's up, Otter Boy?
Lettuce head
Chicken head.
Get your glorified cabbage out of my face pls
Get your glorified ace of spades out of my face pls
(I mean it isn't glorified cause thats what it is so...)
I will turn that thing into sauerkraut
That's a preetty cool cars.
It's a digimon!
Gaet any grapez?
Got any colored chalk?
green lef MUST KILL
'A' fer Atomise. *Explozion*
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Friendz dinnae let friendz become digitised.
Angry Irish man doing angry Irish man things.
Ach, e'z' Scottish!!!
Yellov und blue.
Angry Scottish man doing angry Scottish man things
Blue und yellov.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 17, 2023, 01:56:07 AMAngry Sco'ish man daeing angry Sco'ish man thingys
Och, laddie, I made a few wee tweaks tae your post. Tha's you sor'ed, then!
Ziz vaz vot ze lettuce looked loike prior tae ze Goat devourin' it.
This was what the guy looked like prior to his being fired over the sad misfortune of a few unwanted curtains meeting their untimely demise.
Rezt in peace, lettuce leaf- ze Goat iz na' eatin' a tin can.
That mustache of yours looks very dangerous.
Let uz eat ze lettuce leaf.
You never eat your vegetables IRL if you can help it, though. ::)
Actually, Ah dae. Ah've alvayz eaten und loiked vegetablez me entire loife (unloike me dad).
Lettuce
Eaten
Taztez
Truly
Unbelievably
Crunchy
Enough
I know that already. I was trying to confuse you into forgetting to eat me.
Vhy vid Ah eat ye? Kade'z ze vone vho daez zat.
Lettuce lettuce, burnin' broight
In ze foreztz o' ze noight
*inhales*
AAAGGHHH
Is that a Pokemon thing?
A piece o' lettuce vaz zrovn in ze air
Vhere it fell, Ah ken nae vhere
A red-bearded dude got real mad
When he heard eating lettuce was bad
He pounded away
Till someone did say
"You're abusing my desk- how sad".
Lettuce continue.
Certainly. ^-^
So he went to the grocery store
Where he found they sold lettuce no more
He then bought a Goat
And a dumb-looking coat
And stomped in a huff out the door.
...Vhere 'e zav a lettuce poet, vho vaz promptly eaten by ze Goat.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2023, 03:38:57 AMIs that a Pokemon thing?
Nope, it's a Digimon.
GIMME MORE BEEEEEERR
Fluffy Digimon thingy.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 27, 2023, 01:58:59 AMGIMME MORE BEEEEEERR
You're under drinking age. ::)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 27, 2023, 01:01:36 AM...Vhere 'e zav a lettuce poet, vho vaz promptly eaten by ze Goat.
I should have seen this coming.
Ye vere ze vone vho brought ze Goat up again...
Lettuce- Only feed Goatz ze very bezt!
He seems pleasant.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on March 20, 2023, 03:24:25 PMHe seems pleasant.
'e iz. 'e'z me favourite character in ze
Pokemon XY zeriez.
Yellov yellov everyvhere, und nae a Goat nor zink.
Someone I feel like I should recognize?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on November 03, 2023, 09:39:45 AMSomeone I feel like I should recognize?
Free, ze immortal Verevolf from
Zoul Eater.
Zae, ye vant tae ken ze anzver, dae ye? Vell,
Ah'm nae tellin'...
Oh... Not ringing a bell...
Oooh, looking kinda sus
Ye're never gaein' tae zee zoze Guppiez again! Muvahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
(That killed me :giggle: )
0 0
___
Like my FACE
Juzt vait 'til ye zee yer curtainz.
My brain hurts
Zomevone zpiked ze Cat food again...
He has to pee
Muvahahahahahahahaha, foolizh Canine 'ero! Ah juzt 'ave tae prezz ziz button und zen ze entire zofa gaez up in flamez! Ye cannae ztop me! Nay-vone can ztop me! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I hate my life.
Ah love me loife.
What's going on?
Vot ve 'ave 'ere iz a failure tae communicate.
The contact lenses don't come in pairs anymore.
Ooh, look at the pretty light!
Zanta Clavz iz comin' tae toon... Chriztmaz treez bevare...
Are you ready to die?
Ye zink ye've gaet ze upper 'and, dae ye? Vell, 'ave Ah gaet nevz fer ye, laddie...
Let's go!
Veaponz tae maximum! ...Und 'airballz at ze ready.
No! Not. . . the hairballs!
Duck . . . Duck . . . Duck . . . Duck... Banana!!!
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Ah zhall na' make av o' ze gueztz dizappear! Vone, tva, zree, ALAKAZAM!!!