Five guests are printing the Introduction Topic at this moment.
Two days ago, two were viewing Wot Wot's profile.
There is always at least one guest viewing 'Something very bad happened to me the other day' or 'The Master of the Pitiless Mists, OOC discussion and sign up'.
What other strange happenings do you notice from the guests?
I know, it's is weird.
The guests have been terrorizing my kingdom lately... I've sent patrols to hunt them, but we cannot kill them all.
Once, ten Guests were viewing my profile. At one time.
That's just creepy.
I know! I was thinking over my posts and wondering if I'd asked people to view my profile.
Have you noticed tons of Guests start to register for an account, but then it's like they never do? I see it all the time, on Who's Online. It'll say
Guest: Registering for an account.
So I watch, so I csan welcome them. But no new member ever pops up.
Odd, but then again the Guests were zombified.
Three guests viewing Rainy's profile.
I think a lot of people get turned off by the fact it requires your email.
If they do anything on the internet, then that usually wouldn't be the case... 99% of forums or social media require your email, these forums are a lot safer and such than, say, Facebook. Less information collected, no experiments without asking you, et cetera...
Maybe some people like Redwall or something, but don't actually care enough to join the forums.
Although if guests are always viewing certain topics (Yes, apparently, they are) then they're bots. Nobody would leave their computer powered on and viewing the same page, refreshing every fifteen minutes, for weeks on end.
Some of the 'guests' might be Google things that crawl the forum.
Google things? Let's see...
LEMURE
Medium Outsider (Baatezu, Evil, Extraplanar, Lawful)
Hit Dice: 2d8 (9 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (+4 natural) touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+2
Attack: Claw +2 melee (1d4)
Full Attack: 2 claws +2 melee (1d4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities:
Damage reduction 5/good or silver, dark-
vision 60 ft., immunity to fire and poison, mindless, resistance
to acid 10 and cold 10, mindless, see
in darkness
Saves: Fort+3, Ref +3, Will +3
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 10, Con 10, Int —, Wis 11, Cha 5
Environment:Nine Hells of Baator
Organization:Solitary, pair, gang
(3–5), swarm (6–15),
or mob (10–40)
Challenge Rating:1
Treasure:None
Alignment:Always lawful evil
Advancement: 3–6 HD (Medium)
Level Adjustment:—
I think that just about fits. Here's the description:
The creature surges forward, not unlike a molten mass of flesh oozing across the ground. It has a human-shaped head and torso, but its body is a shapeless mass below the waist. A permanent expression of anguish twists across its face. Lemures are pathetic creatures that mainly serve as slaves and conscript troops for more powerful Baatezu.
Yup. Google things.
...
Whaaaaaat? I'm sure Google has some demonic servants...
Uhhuhuh. . .
LET'S GET BACK TO CORN FOR THE WEATHER.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 11, 2014, 11:44:30 PM
Google things? Let's see...
LEMURE
Medium Outsider (Baatezu, Evil, Extraplanar, Lawful)
Hit Dice: 2d8 (9 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (+4 natural) touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+2
Attack: Claw +2 melee (1d4)
Full Attack: 2 claws +2 melee (1d4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities:
Damage reduction 5/good or silver, dark-
vision 60 ft., immunity to fire and poison, mindless, resistance
to acid 10 and cold 10, mindless, see
in darkness
Saves: Fort+3, Ref +3, Will +3
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 10, Con 10, Int —, Wis 11, Cha 5
Environment:Nine Hells of Baator
Organization:Solitary, pair, gang
(3–5), swarm (6–15),
or mob (10–40)
Challenge Rating:1
Treasure:None
Alignment:Always lawful evil
Advancement: 3–6 HD (Medium)
Level Adjustment:—
I think that just about fits. Here's the description:
The creature surges forward, not unlike a molten mass of flesh oozing across the ground. It has a human-shaped head and torso, but its body is a shapeless mass below the waist. A permanent expression of anguish twists across its face. Lemures are pathetic creatures that mainly serve as slaves and conscript troops for more powerful Baatezu.
Yup. Google things.
You need to teach me D&D somtime, at least the basics, it sounds really REALLY interesting.
A terrible laugh echoed off the walls of castle google, striking fear into the surrounding area. The google lord was out to conquer the Internet, and none of the rabble were going to stop him. With a flick of his hand, he crushed commander Bing. With a swipe of his sword, he beheaded president Yahoo. The Internet bowed in surrender, and Google reigned over all.
Oh dear.
Until the Fledgling state of Emor started a revolution, gatering up all of the free peoples of Wi-Fi, to it's banner, it started with taking over Italy, though Google tried it's best to uproot it, it was to no avail. Once it had shown it's supremacy over Italy, it spread into the surrounding world. Defeating Google with it's mighty Legions. It suffered a minor set back against King Pyrrhus of Google, but it was at such a great cost that he could not use the victory in any way.
About five are doing an unknown action right now... *looks suspiciously at guests*
Indeed...
I've always pictured the guests as sickly things who sneak around in a black outfit. They're creepy and they never speak even though they and you know they're there.
Now, if anyone can tell me what my story is actually about then you get a gold star.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
I've always pictured the guests as sickly things who sneak around in a black outfit. They're creepy and they never speak even though they and you know they're there.
I suppose that could describe a Lemure... If you gave it a black robe and such.
@Delthion: Yeah, I could teach you D&D. Do you use Steam?
Also, they try to stay concealed but fail miserably. Forgot that part.
They sound just like ninjas. :)
Except even MORE incompetent.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 12, 2014, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
I've always pictured the guests as sickly things who sneak around in a black outfit. They're creepy and they never speak even though they and you know they're there.
I suppose that could describe a Lemure... If you gave it a black robe and such.
@Delthion: Yeah, I could teach you D&D. Do you use Steam?
No, I don't.
And I mean the Tabletop RPG.
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 12, 2014, 02:58:48 AM
They sound just like ninjas. :)
Horribly trained, sickly, disgusting ninjas, maybe. ;D
Has anyone figured out my story yet?
We should monitor guests and collect data. We need to find out which areas have the highest guest density, which guests are in hibernation, and which topics tend to repel guests. We also need to conduct a report to see how climate change will affect guest population.. Let's get to it!!!
Quote from: Delthion on September 12, 2014, 03:34:59 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 12, 2014, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
I've always pictured the guests as sickly things who sneak around in a black outfit. They're creepy and they never speak even though they and you know they're there.
I suppose that could describe a Lemure... If you gave it a black robe and such.
@Delthion: Yeah, I could teach you D&D. Do you use Steam?
No, I don't.
And I mean the Tabletop RPG.
Oh, I know. I use Steam as a communication program type thing. Hmm... Do you use Skype?
Yes.
Guests ???
EDIT: SOOOOO many guests are ALWAYS viewing the Master of the pitiless RP. SOOOOOO MANY.
I saw two guests printing off Last Post Wins the other day.
Why? Just why?
*shrugs*
:'(
Guests are always viewing the Girls vs Guys topic.
I haven't seen it.
I always seen them doing it.
When I'm working on a page on Han's roleplay wiki, I usually stay signed out and then view the printable version of the OOC thread for the RP page I'm doing. Although I haven't done that for over a week.
Another possible explanation for why guests are always viewing the printable version of a thread is that they were just searching for something on Google, the printable page came up as a result, they viewed it briefly, and even after they went back to Google their status still said they were viewing it. Just a thought.
It is very wired how many guests are on "the master of the mists". I have to conclude that the thread must have a special climate that allows them to thrive there. More research to follow..... Also, I have classified two subspecies of guest
Hospitor Hibernatus- This creature is often found in dead threads. It will visit the thread and then apparently stay at it for the end of time...
Hospitor Active- This subspecies is commonly found in new threads, and migrates seemingly at random intervals. It sometimes elevates itself to member status, but usually simply lurks in the dark forever
Heh heh.
Interesting.
A guest is posting in URGENT, PLEASE READ; THIS IS UPDATED
I've spotted a few in Secret Forum Crush.
As for science, we should all look back into our pre-Homo Memberius (Correct term?) days.
I was a humble fan-boy, searching up Redwall, well, everything. Then I found this website, passed it off as boring compared to searching up redwall fandoms and video games, and left it. I later came back, saw how weird, twisted, and insane all it's members were, to which I joined the forum. I currently thrive in the odd, weird habitat of the Homo Memberi.
So, are we the weird and creepy ones, or the guests? :o
A very fair point. I never thought of that. *Ponders Blaggut's wise words.*
I joined the ranks of the Homo Memberius when I saw the Minecraft Redwall server. At first, everything else was secondary. But then I actually found the other stuff interesting as well.
Same
Good name.
I was actually only looking at the Fan Works (fictions and art) exclusively when I lurked this forum as a guest, none of the other boards, really. Well, I did take a look at some of the topics about the series and yadda yadda yadda, but none of what happened in the 'General Board'.
Ah yes the days of pre-Homo Memberius. I barely remember it now... I foundthis forum a long time ago... but I never joined. Then one day, on a whim I joined.
Hi.
Homo Memberius numbers are increasing, though many of them have disappeared over the years.
Disappeared. . . or never actually having surfaced from the dark, dragging abyss of the Guests. . .
Perhaps they died of old age or.... far worse things.
Ahem, I have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Memberius. It's name is Homo Modisaur. These odd beings have 6 or 7 blue stars around them, are able to post in locked topics, lock topics, post in the Anouncments, take away the speech abilities of Homo Memberi, and banish Homo Memberi to the dreaded Guest Abyss. They are shrouded in mystery and evidence points to them being malevolent. It is possible they are demigods of a race shrouded in speculation: Homo Internetis, God of the Internet, along with his 3-4 godly helpers, including and possibly not limited too: Homo Googlius, Homo Bingus, and Homo Yahooi.
Also, Is it possible that the guests are not human-related? Instead of the Homo genus, are they a separate Guestus genus? And as speculated before on this topic, are the Internet Gods (New Genus, or homo?) sending out Fanatic Spy Guest Bots? (Guestus/Homo Botius?)
I require more research. Prof. Blaggut, signing out.
*Cough* Yhis may be my last *wheeze* update to the study. The mod's *wheeze* brainwashing is getting to me. *drinks bottle of water in 3 gulps*
The mods are definitely evil. It is likely that Homo Internetus is sending spies. This is bigger then us, bigger then the guests *wheeze* *more water* to save the forum, you must eradicate the mods. Perhaps reading the holy texts of Homo Internetus will help. (Aka: Google/Bing/Yahoo Terms Of Service) you must observe other forums, some of which allow guests to post. This may be my post to the study. *wheeze*
Prof. Blaggut signing out.
MODS. ARE. NOT. EVIL!!!!!
Overreactions aplenty, here. Come see them while they last!
Indeed.
In- wait you stole my line!
Mmhmm!
But you forgot that I always put an ellipses instead of just a period.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
::) ::) ::)
Peoples.......
You mean persons.
Peeps......
Do not taste very nice.
Hmm.
*Ponders.*
Sits
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2014, 07:09:26 PM
A guest is posting in URGENT, PLEASE READ; THIS IS UPDATED
That was me. I had more than one tab open.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 08:27:37 PM
Overreactions aplenty, here. Come see them while they last!
Sure!
Ah. . .
Plan foiled.....
Indeed... >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Hi.
I have concluded that climate change will significantly increase guest populations. As the outside becomes less hospitable more guests will take cover on the Internet.
;D
I forget what it was now.
Quote from: Izeroth on September 17, 2014, 08:59:36 PM
I have concluded that climate change will significantly increase guest populations. As the outside becomes less hospitable more guests will take cover on the Internet.
GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:24:30 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 17, 2014, 08:59:36 PM
I have concluded that climate change will significantly increase guest populations. As the outside becomes less hospitable more guests will take cover on the Internet.
GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
NOOOOOONOOOO!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
In- wait you stole my line!
I thought that was my line :P
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
In- wait you stole my line!
Thought that was MY line :P
The Gentleman: Your line, indeed. These are mere perpetrators!
Indeed...
Double-post!!!!! ;D
Blaggy, was two necessary?
Not really.
11 guests are viewing Master of the Pitiless Mists Signup. Why is it so special? ???
I have no idea.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on September 20, 2014, 12:34:37 PM
11 guests are viewing Master of the Pitiless Mists Signup. Why is it so special? ???
It
isn't, that's what's so weird.
;D
Oh, wow. Look at the newest member. ::)
Spambot much?
Mmhmm.......
Two guests doing an unknown action.
Something we can't see. . .
:o
Yes, I've always wondered what Unknown Action meant...
Mods and members doing that, okay, yeah. But guests . . . ?
What could it mean?
I do know myself....
but..........
yeah.......
>:D
What? 10 out of 30 guests are viewing Master of the Pitiless Mists.
What is going on?
Good golly. . .
17 guests now!!! :o
Fifteen of thirty-three. . .
Zey moight 'ave put zome chemical or zomefink zat dravz more in. Variouz zpeciez uze it. (Actually, ah zink pretty much av zpeciez juzt aboot uze it...)
Perhaps.
Indeed...
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 03:16:28 AM
Mods and members doing that, okay, yeah. But guests . . . ?
Usually a member or mod having two or more tabs open and using them. ;) It's something I do a lot.
29 Guests, 6 Users. Freaky.
Six guests doing an Unknown Action.
Ach!
Make that eight.
I wish I could turn the guests to my way of thinking. They would make great shock troops.
Storm Troopers!
14 Out of thirty-two guests viewing the pitiless mists OOC again. ::)
That is so weird. Not a day goes by that that doesn't get at least ten views.
Where do they even find it? It's buried deep in the OOCs...
I'd say all of the guests that view it are bots, but it is rather odd how often they view it. Or maybe they are real people, and the thread is linked to on an extremely high-traffic site. Just a thought.
Finally a guest is viewing my RP!!!
EDIT: I tried to find the Master of the Pitiless Mists without just searching for it and I couldn't do it. I had to search for it and then look at the date of the last post TWICE before I found it.