*Clears throat and revs chainsaw*
I, Ashenwyte, have decided to start a protest an uprising against the cruel good, kindly, all-loving moderators and their oppression love. Down with the tyrannical oppressors benevolent leaders! Freedom for all!
MOD EDIT: Fixed your post for you. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THIS MEMBER IS SAYING! WE MEAN NO HARM. WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE. SUBMIT
Fixed your post to highlight the LIES.
This is what I was talking about! Our tyrant overlords oppress us once more!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 14, 2017, 01:14:14 PM
This is what I was talking about! Our tyrant overlords oppress us once more!
What? Where? I don't see any oppression.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on February 14, 2017, 01:29:01 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 14, 2017, 01:14:14 PM
This is what I was talking about! Our tyrant overlords oppress us once more!
What? Where? I don't see any oppression.
Right here.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 14, 2017, 11:41:12 AM
*Clears throat and revs chainsaw*
I, Ashenwyte, have decided to start a protest an uprising against the cruel good, kindly, all-loving moderators and their oppression love. Down with the tyrannical oppressors benevolent leaders! Freedom for all!
MOD EDIT: Fixed your post for you. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THIS MEMBER IS SAYING! WE MEAN NO HARM. WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE. SUBMIT
I, for one, support the mod leadership. I am one myself! (on the discord, that is.)
DOWN WITH THE MODERATERS
THEY WERE NEVER PROPER MUCKERS ANYWAY
(http://www.mygodpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Lady-Justice-Statue.jpg)
I think it is time for this forum to embrace an anarchically society structure!
This again?
(http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/maleficent.gif)
/me tackles a fascist garbage can.
Come on, guys. Can't we get along? I don't want to release the flying monkeys again.
Not when the members are oppressed!
You're oppressing yourselves.
That's exactly what a dirty bourgeoisie elite would say!
Whose oppressing who?
Have I done anything to stop you besides asking politely?
@Matthias720:
You're a white male! You're everything that's wrong with this world!
Stop oppressing me! Get your privilege out of here!
Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
/me throws a rock at a window.
DOWN WITH THE MODERATORS
UP WITH THE MUCKERS
*Sprays paint in mouth*
What a day! What a lovely day!
(http://i.imgur.com/WaDQZvR.gif)
That. . . . must be regretful.
I think it's time we elected a new leader and subject all the mods and admins to the gulag! We shall ban them to tumblr!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 16, 2017, 05:53:35 AM
We shall ban them to tumblr!
Come on! We haven't been THAT awful.
Quote from: Sierra on February 16, 2017, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 16, 2017, 05:53:35 AM
We shall ban them to tumblr!
Come on! We haven't been THAT awful.
You should be grateful that we're not banishing you to 4chan!
But wont the new leaders simply become as oppressive as the old? And Tumblr does seem a bit cruel...
Quote from: Groddil on February 15, 2017, 11:21:09 PM
@Matthias720:
You're a white male! You're everything that's wrong with this world!
Stop oppressing me! Get your privilege out of here!
Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
/me throws a rock at a window.
[autistic screeching]
That is... not an okay thing to say.
Unless you actually are autistic I guess.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on February 16, 2017, 03:36:32 PM
That is... not an okay thing to say.
Unless you actually are autistic I guess.
Indeed.
Please refrain from saying stuff like that on the board.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 16, 2017, 01:50:07 PM
But wont the new leaders simply become as oppressive as the old? And Tumblr does seem a bit cruel...
Well the only other alternative is anarchy, so...
Quote from: Jet the binturong on February 16, 2017, 03:36:32 PM
That is... not an okay thing to say.
Unless you actually are autistic I guess.
Quote from: Sierra on February 16, 2017, 03:54:08 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on February 16, 2017, 03:36:32 PM
That is... not an okay thing to say.
Unless you actually are autistic I guess.
Indeed.
Please refrain from saying stuff like that on the board.
Not condoning anything about all that, but you people evidently haven't been into the world of Twitter or YouTube memes lately xD
@Ungatt Trunn: I certainly haven't -and I'll admit that I acted based on how it sounded like alone- but that kind of thing could be easily taken the wrong way and scare off/annoy both possible new members or existing ones.
I... can't have that, actually.
@Sierra Yeah, I understand ow this place might not be the place for "memes" like that - just pointing it out that the're quite common out there.
Anyways ON WITH THE MODERATOR AND ADMINISTRATOR OVERTHROW
It's not a real meme, it's just a thing that ignorant people say. Nowhere is the place for it except 4Chan.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on February 16, 2017, 08:00:03 PM
It's not a real meme, it's just a thing that ignorant people say. Nowhere is the place for it except 4Chan.
And YouTube and Twitter and Reddit :P
Where were we anyway? Oh yeah, I was about to crush your little revolt :P
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/343/462/79a.gif)
Quite.
No, we were about to establish a new classless society where there are no moderators or admins!
So it has come to this; Redwall consuming itself and becoming a terrible pairing of Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies. I'll take no part in it. Call for me when you've returned to your senses, you classless heathens.
Vote yes for mod leadership!
@Hickory That you, Sagetip?
Yes.
Quote from: Matthias720 on February 16, 2017, 09:30:26 PM
So it has come to this; Redwall consuming itself and becoming a terrible pairing of Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies. I'll take no part in it. Call for me when you've returned to your senses, you classless heathens.
See, we didn't even need to overthrow the hierarchy! It left on its own! Let Communism take hold of this glorious forum!
dannnnnnnkkk
(Down with the bourgeoise!)
We must seize the means of production (whatever that may be on this forum)
Ships.
ayyy dank memes
(SEIZE THE SHIPS!)
We need a flag to represent our cause...
Whoa.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 17, 2017, 02:13:33 PM
Whoa.
KEEP THY FORKED TONGUE BETWEEN THY CROOKED TEETH NAYSAYER
I think you mean behind.
Not entirely certain what's happening, buuuut...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aMojL7rEa1nMI/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Skarzs on February 18, 2017, 05:04:59 AM
I think you mean behind.
I totally meant what I said!
I have beautifully straight teeth.
He wants you to bite your tongue.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 16, 2017, 11:57:25 PM
See, we didn't even need to overthrow the hierarchy! It left on its own! Let Communism take hold of this glorious forum!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 17, 2017, 06:25:01 AM
We need a flag to represent our cause...
Is this what you had in mind?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/1024px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/cf/72/e6cf728b17fe1dbb34667b273de23581.gif)
- _
O_o
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's gonna go well.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 18, 2017, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 16, 2017, 11:57:25 PM
See, we didn't even need to overthrow the hierarchy! It left on its own! Let Communism take hold of this glorious forum!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 17, 2017, 06:25:01 AM
We need a flag to represent our cause...
Is this what you had in mind?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/1024px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e0/05/ec/e005ec7dea2c4449a2643e38e20ce9d7.gif)
I hereby declare that we are adopting the glorious Communist logo for our new national flag!
Quote from: Sierra on February 18, 2017, 04:55:04 PM
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's gonna go well.
COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
. . . So, I'm just gonna leave. . .
Get back here comrade!
Quote from: Skarzs on February 18, 2017, 07:59:43 PM
. . . So, I'm just gonna leave. . .
Dirty bourgeois sympathizer!
Comrade we must speak in red.
Yes - my apologies comrade, I'm still shaking off the dust of the evil capitalistic society from my shoes
Comrade Trunn, what is our first move?
HOI! OIVE COME TO HELPPP!!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 18, 2017, 08:42:16 PM
Comrade Trunn, what is our first move?
*Gasp* Jukka, how could you?!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 18, 2017, 08:42:16 PM
Comrade Trunn, what is our first move?
Our first move is to decide which mods and admins specifically should be deported to 4chan - we need to make a hit list of all the evil bourgeoisie
HOW CAN OI HHEEELLLP
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 19, 2017, 12:56:05 AM
HOW CAN OI HHEEELLLP
Get us that hit list of the corrupt, capitalistic admins and mods
Are you sure about this, comrade? The green type is suspicious.
OKAI! *SKIPS OFF*
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 19, 2017, 01:09:45 AM
Are you sure about this, comrade? The green type is suspicious.
m8 it's yellow
Comrade i'm colorblind
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 19, 2017, 01:48:07 AM
Comrade i'm colorblind
Oh shoot - sorry comrade I am truly ignominious
Despotism... Or Communism... Despotism... Or Communism... Despotism... Or Communism...?
That's a hard choice!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 19, 2017, 02:02:56 AM
Despotism... Or Communism... Despotism... Or Communism... Despotism... Or Communism...?
That's a hard choice!
Communism of course, comrade!
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 02:41:58 AM
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
We shall not fall for the same traps and snares as Stalin did! We shall forge a perfect society in this Redwall forum of ours that shall be without brutality or tragedy
You're literally asking people to gather a hit list of all the dissidents... :P
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 02:41:58 AM
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
(This is completely random, but my history book's been covering Lenin and the rise of the USSR, and it's terribly fascinating to me how he just swept in and took control so quickly and completely and frighteningly. I'm not sure why, but it's been one of the most interesting things I've read about in a while.)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 19, 2017, 02:50:55 AM
You're literally asking people to gather a hit list of all the dissidents... :P
...
Stop spreading so much discord, comrade! This is for the good of the collective!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 19, 2017, 03:16:13 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 02:41:58 AM
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
(This is completely random, but my history book's been covering Lenin and the rise of the USSR, and it's terribly fascinating to me how he just swept in and took control so quickly and completely and frighteningly. I'm not sure why, but it's been one of the most interesting things I've read about in a while.)
(My dad was born lived in Russia during the final years of Communism, so he knows all about that stuff. I've had many long and interesting discussions with him on the history of Communism - fascinating stuff!)
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 19, 2017, 03:56:30 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 19, 2017, 03:16:13 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 02:41:58 AM
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
(This is completely random, but my history book's been covering Lenin and the rise of the USSR, and it's terribly fascinating to me how he just swept in and took control so quickly and completely and frighteningly. I'm not sure why, but it's been one of the most interesting things I've read about in a while.)
(My dad was born lived in Russia during the final years of Communism, so he knows all about that stuff. I've had many long and interesting discussions with him on the history of Communism - fascinating stuff!)
(Wow, so you're dad's Russian? I bet coming to the US was quite a shock for him at first.)
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 19, 2017, 04:12:11 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 19, 2017, 03:56:30 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 19, 2017, 03:16:13 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 02:41:58 AM
If you think deeply on this it's rather disturbing, considering the horrific events with Russia. . .
(This is completely random, but my history book's been covering Lenin and the rise of the USSR, and it's terribly fascinating to me how he just swept in and took control so quickly and completely and frighteningly. I'm not sure why, but it's been one of the most interesting things I've read about in a while.)
(My dad was born lived in Russia during the final years of Communism, so he knows all about that stuff. I've had many long and interesting discussions with him on the history of Communism - fascinating stuff!)
(Wow, so you're dad's Russian? I bet coming to the US was quite a shock for him at first.)
(It was quite a shock for him. It was around 1998-1999 when he first came to the States, and at that time Russia still still in a "depression" of sorts. So there was a huge economic and morale different between both nations at the time, and he felt it (for the better of course)...)
DEATH TO THE OPPRESSORS!
I could post something pretty dark right now. . .
Well you ought to be careful Skarzs, dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Especially in the Communist Cellars...
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2017, 03:18:58 PM
I could post something pretty dark right now. . .
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 19, 2017, 03:35:46 PM
Well you ought to be careful Skarzs, dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Especially in the Communist Cellars...
(You could post literally anything about Communist Russia or Cuba or North Korea and I'd be pretty dark ;D )
*SKIPS BACK* I HAZ DE LISTT!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 19, 2017, 03:35:46 PM
Well you ought to be careful Skarzs, dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Especially in the Communist Cellars...
Ooohhhh. . .
Hmmm, trying to figure out how to make an Animal Farm joke seeing as how this is a forum about animals....
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 19, 2017, 09:10:17 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 19, 2017, 07:44:16 PM
*SKIPS BACK* I HAZ DE LISTT!
Present it to us, comrade!
OKAI!
SOOPR SECRT LEEST!
EGGSES
FLOWR
MILKK
SUGR
BRED
SALTT
SEEREAL
DAT GUD?
Those are definitely the enemies of the state. ;)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 20, 2017, 02:02:35 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 19, 2017, 09:10:17 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 19, 2017, 07:44:16 PM
*SKIPS BACK* I HAZ DE LISTT!
Present it to us, comrade!
OKAI!
SOOPR SECRT LEEST!
EGGSES
FLOWR
MILKK
SUGR
BRED
SALTT
SEEREAL
DAT GUD?
COMRADE!
THAT'S THE WRONG LIST! We're here to make a new Communistic forum society, not a cake!
But don't all of those ingredients give of themselves completely for the good of the whole? Wait a minute... Your silly crusade is demonstrated perfectly by cake! If you DON'T take up the banner of cake, you prove how disloyal you really are. Now bow before the cake!
Quote from: Matthias720 on February 20, 2017, 04:47:32 AM
But don't all of those ingredients give of themselves completely for the good of the whole? Wait a minute... Your silly crusade is demonstrated perfectly by cake! If you DON'T take up the banner of cake, you prove how disloyal you really are. Now bow before the cake!
Cease thy slander, filthy bourgeoisie! I shall not deny the analogy of the cake being a prudent and acceptable example of the principles of Marxism, but it is still only an object of the edible specimen. Nothing more, nothing less. We shall not bow down to the cake, but to the glorious hammer and sickle, the true and patriotic representation of our cause!
Sad.
*Dan sits back comfortably in Alexander Place, chilling with Rasputin and stuff.*
Quote from: Skarzs on February 20, 2017, 05:10:24 AM
Sad.
Ur face is sad ;D
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on February 20, 2017, 05:33:33 AM
*Dan sits back comfortably in Alexander Place, chilling with Rasputin and stuff.*
This is exactly what gave roots to Communism - the exploitation of the working class for the "needs" of the rich and wealthy!
Isn't communism the ideology of exploiting the working class to overthrow the current power? If taken realistically of course. ::)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 20, 2017, 05:39:58 AM
Isn't communism the ideology of exploiting the working class to overthrow the current power? If taken realistically of course. ::)
If you're a Stalinist then yes - but we aren't Stalinists. We are Ungattists!
*Stabs Ungatt in the chest*
Welp, looks like there's a new leader now!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 20, 2017, 06:33:39 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 20, 2017, 05:39:58 AM
Isn't communism the ideology of exploiting the working class to overthrow the current power? If taken realistically of course. ::)
If you're a Stalinist then yes - but we aren't Stalinists. We are Ungattists!
Oh... Well that makes it better then...
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 20, 2017, 02:26:15 PM
*Stabs Ungatt in the chest*
Welp, looks like there's a new leader now!
*Turns out is was only a decoy*
Hah! Filthy bourgeoisie sympathizer! You don't even speak in the great red text of our kind! To the gulag with you!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 20, 2017, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 20, 2017, 02:26:15 PM
*Stabs Ungatt in the chest*
Welp, looks like there's a new leader now!
*Turns out is was only a decoy*
Hah! Filthy bourgeoisie sympathizer! You don't even speak in the great red text of our kind! To the gulag with you!
*Goes back in time and replaces the decoy with the real Ungatt and stabs him in the chest*
No gulag for me, sir!
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
Ew. No.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 20, 2017, 11:15:17 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 20, 2017, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 20, 2017, 02:26:15 PM
*Stabs Ungatt in the chest*
Welp, looks like there's a new leader now!
*Turns out is was only a decoy*
Hah! Filthy bourgeoisie sympathizer! You don't even speak in the great red text of our kind! To the gulag with you!
*Goes back in time and replaces the decoy with the real Ungatt and stabs him in the chest*
No gulag for me, sir!
*Turns out that that was also a fake Ungatt, and then Ash is promptly banished to Siberia*
Quote from: alexandre on February 20, 2017, 11:36:34 PM
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
Leave this establishment filthy Ashlegist! Only true Unagttist Communists are welcome here!
Robin Hood was such a Socialist... :D
He supported the true monarchy, King Richard, not distribution of wealth from the rich to the poor. :P The ones he stole from got the money through illegitimate means.
Whatever, man. ::)
*Skulks away in shame.*
Peasant!
*Isn't in Siberia*
Quote from: Skarzs on February 21, 2017, 12:05:33 AM
He supported the true monarchy, King Richard, not distribution of wealth from the rich to the poor. :P The ones he stole from got the money through illegitimate means.
King Richard was a terrible ruler, though. He had no interest in England, and he was only interested in crusades.
Quote from: alexandre on February 20, 2017, 11:36:34 PM
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 21, 2017, 12:12:09 AM
*Isn't in Siberia*
*Is actually in Antarctica*
Quote from: Groddil on February 21, 2017, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: alexandre on February 20, 2017, 11:36:34 PM
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
Don't quote that bourgeois propaganda!
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
I am sorry, madam, but we are here to overthrow anything that even smells of the bourgeoisie hierarchy. So the rebellion must continue until no oppressive power exists. We must push forward for Ungattist Communism!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 21, 2017, 01:00:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 21, 2017, 12:12:09 AM
*Isn't in Siberia*
*Is actually in Antarctica*
Quote from: Groddil on February 21, 2017, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: alexandre on February 20, 2017, 11:36:34 PM
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
Don't quote that bourgeois propaganda!
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
I am sorry, madam, but we are here to overthrow anything that even smells of the bourgeoisie hierarchy. So the rebellion must continue until no oppressive power exists. We must push forward for Ungattist Communism!
You know what's worse than the bourgeoisie? The bourgeoisie trying to pretend that they're more important than they actually are! Eul is no queen, and I am no Vice-President! *takes off suit jacket.*
Proletariats unite!
Quote from: Groddil on February 21, 2017, 01:13:27 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 21, 2017, 01:00:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 21, 2017, 12:12:09 AM
*Isn't in Siberia*
*Is actually in Antarctica*
Quote from: Groddil on February 21, 2017, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: alexandre on February 20, 2017, 11:36:34 PM
Down with the mods, Up with the proper muckers
@Ashleg is our president, he shall lead us in our battle against the evil mod oligarchy
Don't quote that bourgeois propaganda!
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
I am sorry, madam, but we are here to overthrow anything that even smells of the bourgeoisie hierarchy. So the rebellion must continue until no oppressive power exists. We must push forward for Ungattist Communism!
You know what's worse than the bourgeoisie? The bourgeoisie trying to pretend that they're more important than they actually are! Eul is no queen, and I am no Vice-President! *takes off suit jacket.*
Proletariats unite!
That is the spirit, comrade!
(I can't wait for the next cellars election)
DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOISIE!!!
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 21, 2017, 01:23:47 AM
(I can't wait for the next cellars election)
And we all know who the front-lining candidate is!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 21, 2017, 12:12:09 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 21, 2017, 12:05:33 AM
He supported the true monarchy, King Richard, not distribution of wealth from the rich to the poor. :P The ones he stole from got the money through illegitimate means.
King Richard was a terrible ruler, though. He had no interest in England, and he was only interested in crusades.
His brother did no good for his people, however.
Not saying Richard was a good king; what I'm saying is that Robin was fighting for the true king, and what Prince John was doing was unjust.
Sit back and bask in the Ashleg dictatorship...
I have remade myself in the image of our father.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 21, 2017, 01:00:33 AM
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
I am sorry, madam, but we are here to overthrow anything that even smells of the bourgeoisie hierarchy. So the rebellion must continue until no oppressive power exists. We must push forward for Ungattist Communism!
Ah, well in that case... allow me to offer you some assistance for your cause. Those that dare to challenge me are becoming bothersome and I would like to be rid of the annoying talk of rebellion. I shall allow you to take down my opponents and may even send some of my Ninjas with Sunglasses to give you aid.
So you seek to keep exploiting the proletariat by forcing us to do more of your dirty work? Never! The revolution will not be silenced!
No, but I can shun you.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/AfbJykzGedXBC/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Groddil on February 21, 2017, 04:04:57 AM
I have remade myself in the image of our father.
That. . . is on the line.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 21, 2017, 03:51:06 AM
Sit back and bask in the Ashleg dictatorship...
Get out of here fake Communist! Ungatt Trunn is the real leader of the rebellion! You're just a bourgeois pawn!
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 21, 2017, 01:00:33 AM
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
I am sorry, madam, but we are here to overthrow anything that even smells of the bourgeoisie hierarchy. So the rebellion must continue until no oppressive power exists. We must push forward for Ungattist Communism!
Ah, well in that case... allow me to offer you some assistance for your cause. Those that dare to challenge me are becoming bothersome and I would like to be rid of the annoying talk of rebellion. I shall allow you to take down my opponents and may even send some of my Ninjas with Sunglasses to give you aid.
We shall never do the dirty work of the evil hierarchy! WE are the ones that are daring to challenge you!
Quote from: Eulalia on February 21, 2017, 12:57:55 AM
As Queen of the Cellars, Mr. Ungatt, I request that you to cease and desist. I find this thread encourages rebellion against leaders such as the moderators who all have one thing in common. They have absolute power. Now, that could make people think all people with absolute power are bad. People like me. I don't want to ask again. Thank you for your time. ;D
*Punches Eul in the face*
(http://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png)
the "wat" infection is spreading comrades...
The "wat" syndrome is being spread by the evil bourgeois! We must resist these dirty tactics, comrades...
(https://s27.postimg.org/o0m7o6rrn/med_1409475501_image.jpg)
A moderator is toppled from his position by an Ugnattist* (unseen.) (2017, colorized)
*This forum's version of a Bolshevik.
(http://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png)
Quote from: Hickory on February 21, 2017, 05:51:28 PM
(https://s27.postimg.org/o0m7o6rrn/med_1409475501_image.jpg)
A moderator is toppled from his position by an Ugnattist* (unseen.) (2017, colorized)
*This forum's version of a Bolshevik.
Us Ungattist Communists are like the wind: we are unseen, but we always hit the bourgeois with a mighty force!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 21, 2017, 06:02:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png)
Someone send this filthy "wait" hierarchy fanatic to Siberia!
(http://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png)
@Russa Nodrey Comrade cease and desist!
Nein.
(http://i.imgur.com/RVehZ7z.jpg)
To the gulag with you!
We shall banish you to BOTH Siberia AND Antarctica!
(http://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png)
Quote from: Skarzs on February 21, 2017, 02:10:06 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 21, 2017, 12:12:09 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 21, 2017, 12:05:33 AM
He supported the true monarchy, King Richard, not distribution of wealth from the rich to the poor. :P The ones he stole from got the money through illegitimate means.
King Richard was a terrible ruler, though. He had no interest in England, and he was only interested in crusades.
His brother did no good for his people, however.
Not saying Richard was a good king; what I'm saying is that Robin was fighting for the true king, and what Prince John was doing was unjust.
Richard went and got himself captured by Henry IV, though, so someone had to govern England. Besides, John actually cared about the land he was ruling and made some good decisions.
True, but, if my memory serves me right, he intended to take the throne as king, not as steward, before Richard was deceased, and thus, he would not have been the true king.
So, can this still be categorized as a peaceful protest? This seems more like an ineffective revolt at this point.
Ineffective? Oh, it's not ineffective at all... (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?topic=776.0)
Yay for foreshadowing.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 23, 2017, 04:51:17 AM
So, can this still be categorized as a peaceful protest? This seems more like an ineffective revolt at this point.
Comrade, this has been a pretty successful revolt thus far! We have built up a strong proletariat base, and we are slowly but surely building our party platform. Before you know it, the evil bourgeois shall be overthrown, and Ungattist Communism shall become the norm of this glorious forum!
.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 23, 2017, 01:32:05 AM
True, but, if my memory serves me right, he intended to take the throne as king, not as steward, before Richard was deceased, and thus, he would not have been the true king.
I believe he and the French King at the time (Whose name escapes me) offered Henry much more money than the ransom if he kept Richard in prison. Nevertheless, it didn't really matter if he wasn't the true king as long as he had the support he needed.
Quote from: Kitsune on February 23, 2017, 01:05:26 PM
What's this? A revolution against the establishment? Allow me to lovingly and peacefully protest.
/me breaks into cars and drives them into buildings, burns buildings, and riots
Wait, we're trying to raise up the proletarians, not the SJWs!
Quote from: Groddil on February 23, 2017, 04:52:18 AM
Ineffective? Oh, it's not ineffective at all... (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?topic=776.0)
Yay for foreshadowing.
Wot.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 23, 2017, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on February 23, 2017, 01:05:26 PM
What's this? A revolution against the establishment? Allow me to lovingly and peacefully protest.
/me breaks into cars and drives them into buildings, burns buildings, and riots
Wait, we're trying to raise up the proletarians, not the SJWs!
In the ensuing chaos caused by the entitled little SJWs, we can come along and offer peace and protection to the proletariat! We will use this to our advantage, comrade!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 26, 2017, 11:11:36 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 23, 2017, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on February 23, 2017, 01:05:26 PM
What's this? A revolution against the establishment? Allow me to lovingly and peacefully protest.
/me breaks into cars and drives them into buildings, burns buildings, and riots
Wait, we're trying to raise up the proletarians, not the SJWs!
In the ensuing chaos caused by the entitled little SJWs, we can come along and offer peace and protection to the proletariat! We will use this to our advantage, comrade!
That is the proper Ungattist Communism mindset, comrade! Continue to spread such wise propaganda!
Comrade Trunn, I don't believe were supposed to call it propaganda.
The word "Propaganda" might make people think we are spreading lies and half-truths when we are truly spreading the complete truth.
Mmmh Capitalism is all abou' dah boom boom ya know? Its really no good, I can... Only agree with you wise folks you.
*Throws thousand dollar bills everywhere*
Nnnnyeah you look like peasantry. I'll help you out in your cause, buy some of these beeeeeautiful little banners. Only a couple bucks ya know. Best of the line at th'.... the lowest prices, for my best protestors, mmmh. I'll even throw in a discount for these brave proletarians... Mmmmnnnyeah.
(http://i.imgur.com/e1zz5IH.png)
Are you trying to copy a Cuban accent? :P
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... I am supporting the, people... Mmmmh. The best way that I can, nnnnyeah.
^ _
O_o
(http://i.imgur.com/AeDM0pK.jpg)
Thank you, Comrade Ashe
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 27, 2017, 12:13:18 AM
Comrade Trunn, I don't believe were supposed to call it propaganda.
The word "Propaganda" might make people think we are spreading lies and half-truths when we are truly spreading the complete truth.
True, the world still needs to learn that the propaganda of the proletariat's uprising is good... we should use more universal language for the masses for now.
De filthy khepetalists will tremble before our power.
I'm not.
Buy my flags! Nnnyeah!
Good, gooood. Entrepeneurialism. Starting your own business to help make ends meet.
Guess I should let you know that's probably looked down upon in Ungattism. ;)
Mmmh, I support Ungattism, nnyeah. Do not demean my virtue signal. Mmhmm.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2017, 02:49:40 AM
Good, gooood. Entrepeneurialism. Starting your own business to help make ends meet.
Guess I should let you know that's probably looked down upon in Ungattism. ;)
Comerade, we don't stand against familys and upstanding workers doing their fair share to make ends meet. We only have a problem when they buy into the oppressive bourgeois system of business!
Nnnyeah, listen to the good man sir. Yeees. From each according to his ability, mmhmm, and to each according, to his needs. Mmmmm. I simply have a sophisticated measure of prerequisite. nnnyeees.
*Lounges on public contributed yacht*
I should construct an official Ungattist Communism party platform so that we all know exactly what it is we are fighting for...
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Thank you, comrade - I shall begin construction on a platform ASAP!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Does this voice annoy anyone else? :P
Yes.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2017, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Does this voice annoy anyone else? :P
You oppressive voicist!
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2017, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Does this voice annoy anyone else? :P
Yes, it does. Also the green is hard to read.
Mmmhmm, yeees. Perhaps I should use public funds to hire... A professional, voice actor, nnnnyeah.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 27, 2017, 06:00:23 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2017, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Does this voice annoy anyone else? :P
You oppressive voicist!
I hate red too.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 28, 2017, 01:33:33 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 27, 2017, 06:00:23 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2017, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Mmhmm, a brilliant strategy good man, we must support the people. Nnnyeah. I shall sponsor the program. Mmmyeees.
*Throws money in Ungatt's general direction.*
Does this voice annoy anyone else? :P
You oppressive voicist!
I hate red too.
(http://www.shaunthesheep.be/shaunthesheep/foto/500/bull-2.jpg)
:3
So, how is that platform coming along, Comrade Trunn?
HOWW CAN OI HELPP?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 28, 2017, 07:10:55 PM
So, how is that platform coming along, Comrade Trunn?
Uh, quit nicely, considering I've had a cold and a debate tournament against certain bourgeois advocates... expect the full platform to be published tomorrow!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 28, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 28, 2017, 07:10:55 PM
So, how is that platform coming along, Comrade Trunn?
Uh, quit nicely, considering I've had a cold and a debate tournament against certain bourgeois advocates... expect the full platform to be published tomorrow!
Yay! We shall soon bring down the bourgeoisie!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bf/7b/0a/bf7b0aefe99dc82f67c965bf780391a7.gif)
@Jukka the Sling (http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4211732/stalin-techno-o.gif)
Ah remember findin' ziz in an X-Men Comic.
Spoiler
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/105723/2530397-proletarian.jpg)
*Dan walks into the top secret meeting, disguised in full Bolshevik uniform, attempting to fit in.*
Hey Comrades, what's kicking? What's the news on our top-secret plan to overthrow the mods, my dudes?
As I shall be absent for a day or two (or three), we are planning how the proletariat uprising can begin the overthrow of the forum bourgeois hierarchy in my absence. We were just making plans to begin with the overthrow of that one DanielofBlueceiling or whatever his filthy bourgeois name is...
I'm pretty sure that's an imposter. Dirty Bolshevik. No self-respecting Ungattist would dress like that.
/me sharpens ushanka hat. Don't ask how.
He also sounds American.
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 03, 2017, 10:56:32 PM
He also sounds American.
Our American comrades can also partake in our glorious philosophy - don't discriminate!
*Pushes glasses futher into face.* Actually, it's a socialist-like financial structure supported by many Americans, not pseudo-communism.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a651e9afedae19cb6e75c913a32c2b4/tumblr_mr3bb5aoN21s5h9x0o1_500.gif)
@Russa Nodrey That's what happens when the corrupt bourgeois hierarchy are permitted to run amok with their inefficient and destructive educational ideologies!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 03, 2017, 03:26:00 PM
As I shall be absent for a day or two (or three), we are planning how the proletariat uprising can begin the overthrow of the forum bourgeois hierarchy in my absence. We were just making plans to begin with the overthrow of that one DanielofBlueceiling or whatever his filthy bourgeois name is...
Wow! Sounds Interesting! I'll definitely NOT pass this on to all my moderator mates, because I'm a good Bolshev-Uh, Ungattist like you guys! Thanks for the update!
*Roars challenge to Ungattists*
Come face me in combat, Ungattist scum!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on March 07, 2017, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 03, 2017, 03:26:00 PM
As I shall be absent for a day or two (or three), we are planning how the proletariat uprising can begin the overthrow of the forum bourgeois hierarchy in my absence. We were just making plans to begin with the overthrow of that one DanielofBlueceiling or whatever his filthy bourgeois name is...
Wow! Sounds Interesting! I'll definitely NOT pass this on to all my moderator mates, because I'm a good Bolshev-Uh, Ungattist like you guys! Thanks for the update!
You're a bit late on the draw my bourgeois friend! Or should I say - FIEND!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 07, 2017, 01:23:57 PM
*Roars challenge to Ungattists*
Come face me in combat, Ungattist scum!
Crushes Ash with a giant sickle and hammer
Juzt an obzervation:
Re: Totally Peaceful Protest Against Moderator Tyranny.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 08, 2017, 07:22:18 PM
Juzt an obzervation:
Re: Totally Peaceful Protest Against Moderator Tyranny.
Yes comrade, observe that no one has actually be slain yet!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 07, 2017, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 07, 2017, 01:23:57 PM
*Roars challenge to Ungattists*
Come face me in combat, Ungattist scum!
Crushes Ash with a giant sickle and hammer
*Is unaffected because Ungatt only said that*
*Hacks Ungatt's head off*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 11, 2017, 07:58:04 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 07, 2017, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 07, 2017, 01:23:57 PM
*Roars challenge to Ungattists*
Come face me in combat, Ungattist scum!
Crushes Ash with a giant sickle and hammer
*Is unaffected because Ungatt only said that*
*Hacks Ungatt's head off*
*Lenin grants Ungatt his sacred proletariat powers, growing back his head and giving him the power to pick up Ash and throw him into outer space before he crashes on the moon*
Heh, hope the moon could use a new ruler, Mr. Ash! My apologies to everyone else for the violence - this is what happens when the dirty bourgeois rule!
The mods are weakened.
Now is the time my brothers and sisters.
AND COUSINS.
And in-laws.
And nieces and nephews!
Uncle and Aunts
STEPCHILDREN!
I'm the uncle that pops around in my white van every once in a while to give out candy to those who I enjoy the company of.
Cool.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/34fe57a564844e499d8a9f2e951a55d7/tenor.gif)
STEPSISTER STEPBROTHER STEPMOTHER AND STEPFATHER!
ANTELOPES!!!
PETS!
Neighbors!
Moighty Morphin' Pover Rangerz!
(https://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shambles-1446410232.gif?quality=.8&height=500&width=500)
UR MUM!
3
2
1
CHARGE!
Peaceful.
Vhy a Duck? Vhy nae a Duck? Vot iz a Duck? Vot dae Ah mean by 'iz'? Vot dae Ah mean by 'Vot dae Ah mean'? Vot dae Ah mean by 'Ah'? Und vot dae Ah mean by vaztin' yer toime viz ziz irrelevant pozt?
Irrelevant post! We are rallying against tyranny! Banished!
YEAAAAAH! DOWN WITH THE STAFF!
.....what! Don't look at me like that.
>=>
....
...
*coughs*
This is awkward.
0_O
Should we squish him?
He's not really doing anything. And it would be incredibly rude...
._.
. . .
Would Matthias be considered a moderator tyrant?
I am confused now. Tammo the admin is joining us, and Matthias the ex-admin is . . . Here
What shall we do? O.O
I mean it's not against admin tyranny is it? I mean, heh, that would be awkward!
...
...
still no?
Fiiiine, I'll go start my own group. I'll call it "the totally peaceful protest against the totally peaceful protest against moderator tyranny" and it'll be waaaay more peaceful than this one!
Quote from: Captain Tammo on October 18, 2018, 01:49:49 AM
Fiiiine, I'll go start my own group. I'll call it "the totally peaceful protest against the totally peaceful protest against moderator tyranny" and it'll be waaaay more peaceful than this one!
Perfecto.
This is the topic for me, clearly this glorious rebellion needs new life. This evil moderators and their mad admin masters have held sway over us for far too long, it was a sore blow to see that Jukka too has fallen to the dark side. It was to my great joy that I saw that that old bastion of staff strength, Jimmy Gryphon, has not been seen in days. Though he is a good guy as far as tyrants go he is simply too dangerous for our own good. DOWN WITH THE TYRANTS!!!!
Peacefully.
Right...
Totally. ;)
'ave a Potato. *'andz Laird Daskar a Potato*
Potatoes can be used in potatoes gun, which are peaceful and violent! Yes!!
/me loads potatoes gun.
Ah meant tae eat! Ach...
He took food fighting to the next level.
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
Redwall Fan Websites:
Cavern Hole:
Cellars: Vilu Daskar
Front Lawns:
Forum Games:Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
Protest me all you want. It'll change nothing. I'm retired, so your wasting of breath and energy simply amuses me.
Lol. He is basically being contrary to literally everything about the mods and what they've done. XDExcuse me, my lord, but did you know your declaration of Independence has typos?
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
Just for professionalism.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
Redwall Fan Websites:
Cavern Hole:
Cellars: Vilu Daskar
Front Lawns:
Forum Games:
Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
K.
Daniel is not amused.
*A madman pullz 'iz 'ead off o' 'iz zhoulderz, und beginz beatin' it againzt ze zoide o' a car*
8D
Eeew.
;D
O_o
:o
There will be new moderators soon.
Skarz, are you holdin' something from us?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 19, 2019, 04:55:42 PM
There will be new moderators soon.
Can confirm an ability to deal with restless plebians is high on our shopping list.
>_>
:o
ONE MORE.
*Peacefully Protests Against Moderator Tyranny*
Quote from: Kreg on April 05, 2019, 07:10:06 PM
*Peacefully Protests Against Moderator Tyranny*
YES! *Follows suit*
*doesn't*
*Is having a mid-member-life crisis over this issue.*
*Makes signs*
*Makes larger signs with spikes on them*
*eats the signs* No protesting. What do you think this forum is? Democratic?
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 09:35:50 AM
*eats the signs* No protesting. What do you think this forum is? Democratic?
See?! That's the problem!
You think I'm going to let you end the reign of My Lord? Not a chance!
I'm going to assume you are talking about me, considering I'm the true ruler of the Cellars, since I am the emperor and all. ;D
Pfft!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 04, 2020, 09:31:47 PM
I'm going to assume you are talking about me, considering I'm the true ruler of the Cellars, since I am the emperor and all. ;D
No.
Ye peasants. ;D
I am NOT a pheasant!
{Nah, ye can be my right hand man.}
Pfft!
As a Tyrant, I will not tolerate this to go on any further.
Exactly. As an undertyrant, I won't either.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 02:08:12 AM
Exactly. As an undertyrant, I won't either.
*Pins medals all over Teer's jacket*.
Good. Good, good indeed :D
Of course, My Lord. I am very excellent and absolutely incredible.
Excuse me
@Luftwaffles, you're nothing but a retired tyrant. You don't call the shots 'round these parts no more.
*Heart races; Duel of the fates begins to play*
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 05, 2020, 01:03:23 PM
Excuse me @Luftwaffles, you're nothing but a retired tyrant. You don't call the shots 'round these parts no more.
*Sends Teer to attack Dan* :D
*Trips Teer* Oh dear. :laugh: I guess you'll have to do the dirty work yourself,
@Luftwaffles. *Sells tickets*
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
*gets up and dusts self off, then begins squirting Dan with baby formula from the infants thread*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Better do so before your hench(wo)man does something rash. *Tackles Teer* Hang on, Teer, if your boss dude is as powerful as you say, lets see him fight
@DanielofRedwall
You'll see, Dan.
Your days of being... a really nice guy are coming to a close.
...
Yeah. That.
Ooooh! And the fight begins with a glaring intensity!
*Sheev arrives with no abdomin cloth and 79 different types of signs, each giving off a subtle but sly vibe, and representing a flaming dislike towards the foul and ungifted moderaters, global moderaters, administraters, and honored elders*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ckvuK4mlUuohi/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:51:26 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Better do so before your hench(wo)man does something rash. *Tackles Teer* Hang on, Teer, if your boss dude is as powerful as you say, lets see him fight @DanielofRedwall
*shrugs Seb off* Leave me alone. I am not a henchbeast to Luft, I am an extremely wonderful and humble servant. The only one I serve as a henchbeast is you. As for fighting, it is my duty to do as My Lord commands.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?
(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)
*Sets up a pizza stand.*
Got any without cheese?
Not right now, but hold on a second.
*Disappears behind the stand. Some heated whispering takes place. Returns with a finished pizza sans cheese.*
Here ya go!
Lovely, thank you! How much?
57 USD. :laugh:
Okay but I'm an admin, so how much?
*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*
60 USD 4.50.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 12:47:36 PM
(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)
(Aww, shucks. ^-^)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?
(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)
It was war all-along ;)
That said...
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 01:48:59 PM
Okay but I'm an admin, so how much?
*High fives*.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.MSjDdgfje0J0T13Kob24PAAAAA?pid=Api&rs=1)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:55:04 PM
*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*
60 USD 4.50.
Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 06, 2020, 04:59:05 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?
(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)
It was war all-along ;)
Us Southern Hemisphere-ians should be banding together, not tearing each other apart.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 07, 2020, 12:44:39 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:55:04 PM
*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*
60 USD 4.50.
Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.
Wowie! 45 cents! I'm gonna go to the drugstore and get some liquorice now!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 07, 2020, 12:44:39 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:55:04 PM
*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*
60 USD 4.50.
Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 06, 2020, 04:59:05 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 11:48:38 PM
Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try ;D
Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?
(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)
It was war all-along ;)
Us Southern Hemisphere-ians should be banding together, not tearing each other apart.
...
You are right, we can take on these clowns.
*Steals some of Verd's pizza*.
*Summons Mjolnir* Soooo. Whose team does that put me on?
Not mine, that's for sure! >:D
*Mjolnir shatters*
Aw, what team do us pan-dimensional beings get to be on?
Woo, peaceful protests! *Starts throwing molotovs.*
*Fries Jarky with lightning*
DOWN WITH THE CRUEL DICTATING MODERATORS!!!!
*Jarky is a ghost, so lightning has no effect* DOWN WITH THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE! :D :D :D
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on November 18, 2018, 01:50:06 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
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Concerns:
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Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
K.
Are you serious? A big, long post, which is, though absolutely ludicrous, incredibly interesting and you simply say 'K'! This is disgraceful! Why would you do that?
He didn't use the grammar of the original.
Thank you for pointing that out.
De nada.
Spoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 11:21:25 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on November 18, 2018, 01:50:06 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
Redwall Fan Websites:
Cavern Hole:
Cellars: Vilu Daskar
Front Lawns:
Forum Games:
Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
K.
This is beautiful. :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 11:21:25 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on November 18, 2018, 01:50:06 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
Redwall Fan Websites:
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Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
Are you serious? A big, long post, which is, though absolutely ludicrous, incredibly interesting and you simply say 'K'! This is disgraceful! Why would you do that?
Specifically to garner a reaction such as what you just gave, I would imagine.
That's was what I was thinking, aye.
Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about Vilu's epic protest declaration. 'King Matthias the 720th' HA!
Yeah, it's quite wonderful.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 11:21:25 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on November 18, 2018, 01:50:06 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
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Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
K.
Are you serious? A big, long post, which is, though absolutely ludicrous, incredibly interesting and you simply say 'K'! This is disgraceful! Why would you do that?
I stand by everything I said.
And boy did you say a lot.
this
And crafted so well. In fact, it wouldn't be the same if a single word or letter was taken out of place.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 16, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 11:21:25 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on November 18, 2018, 01:50:06 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on November 15, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.
I have found it![/siIt!
The Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.
We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.
The Signers of the Declaration.
Announcements:
Suggestions:
Concerns:
General Discussion:
Character Discussion:
History:
Legends:
Myths:
Other Works:
Fan Works:
Roleplaying:
Redwall Fan Websites:
Cavern Hole:
Cellars: Vilu Daskar
Front Lawns:
Forum Games:
Spoiler
You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.
K.
Are you serious? A big, long post, which is, though absolutely ludicrous, incredibly interesting and you simply say 'K'! This is disgraceful! Why would you do that?
I stand by everything I said.
I have nothing against tyranny, but this is beyond evil.
DOWN WITH DANIEL!
DOWN WITH THE ADMINS!!!
Revolution is not a ~ v i b e ~ let's all just chill.
Not all the admins, Seb. Tomato is still a decent beast. We just need to get rid of the Aussie one.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 19, 2020, 05:21:27 AM
Not all the admins, Seb. Tomato is still a decent beast. We just need to get rid of the Aussie one.
Man, that's not very chill of you, to be honest.
You really want to get rid of Daniel the Maniel, Teer? :'(
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 19, 2020, 01:41:01 PM
You really want to get rid of Daniel the Maniel, Teer? :'(
:(
This protest is just about to get a lot less peaceful.
Mm. *leaves*
Peace for all! *Throws peaceful molotovs.*
*Catches them in a tub of water.*
*Secretly swapped the water with oil*
*Swapped put Scott's oil jugs with syrup.*
*Put gunpowder in the syrup when no one was looking*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 01:37:14 AM
*Is having a mid-member-life crisis over this issue.*
He wants to join them...
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 19, 2020, 01:41:01 PM
You really want to get rid of Daniel the Maniel, Teer? :'(
I mean, getting rid of him might be a little harsh. Perhaps we could just demote him to forum slave or something.
... Wait, isn't that what the staff are anyway?
Oh buuuuurn. ;D
If the staff are forum slaves though, then are you a slave of a slave since you are a slave to Luft?
*blinks*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 25, 2020, 10:08:39 PM
*Put gunpowder in the syrup when no one was looking*
>.>
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 26, 2020, 02:41:52 PM
Oh buuuuurn. ;D
If the staff are forum slaves though, then are you a slave of a slave since you are a slave to Luft?
*Brain explodes*
You had a brain?
Gosh, that's hurtful. :laugh:
Also, http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11723.0
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 26, 2020, 02:41:52 PM
Oh buuuuurn. ;D
If the staff are forum slaves though, then are you a slave of a slave since you are a slave to Luft?
No, because he's not part of the staff anymore. Basically, you're the bottom of the pecking order until you retire, then you become one of the most revered beasts on the forum.
That's curious, because Mr. Luft's powers are quite limited when it comes to moderating. You would think current mods and admins would gain more respect than retired ones because members actually get to see them actively working on the forum. I guess then you could use "you don't know you have a good thing until you lose it" argument.
Quite, quite curious.
Well, that's my theory, anyway. The other option is that Luft is just a generally awesome person and the other, other option is that Luft is also a slave and I'm just too naive to notice.
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
You're awesome, Rosie.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 04:07:58 AM
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
... No? I think you are a little confused.
@lass of something much , Rosie needs your healing skills. She's obviously been hit a bit too hard in the head.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 27, 2020, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 04:07:58 AM
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
... No? I think you are a little confused. @lass of something much , Rosie needs your healing skills. She's obviously been hit a bit too hard in the head.
HAHAHA.
Lol.
*Watches proceedings with interest, selling tickets*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 27, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 27, 2020, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 04:07:58 AM
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
... No? I think you are a little confused. @lass of something much , Rosie needs your healing skills. She's obviously been hit a bit too hard in the head.
HAHAHA.
You don't deny your arrogance? Interesting. ;D
*Ticket sales increase at Rosie's comment*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 27, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 27, 2020, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 04:07:58 AM
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
... No? I think you are a little confused. @lass of something much , Rosie needs your healing skills. She's obviously been hit a bit too hard in the head.
HAHAHA.
You don't deny your arrogance? Interesting. ;D
I would, but only a mad man argues with the dirt stuck on one's boots ;)
Spoiler
(https://media.tenor.com/images/1b1f461faab03739739b18fb9a6ef228/tenor.gif)
LOL. ☺
LOL. :)
LOL. 😉😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😊☺
(Lol.)
*Waits for Rosie's comeback*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 27, 2020, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 27, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 27, 2020, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 27, 2020, 04:07:58 AM
How about both? Luft is an awesome slave who is too arrogant to notice his slave-dom and the power I hold over him ;D
... No? I think you are a little confused. @lass of something much , Rosie needs your healing skills. She's obviously been hit a bit too hard in the head.
HAHAHA.
You don't deny your arrogance? Interesting. ;D
I would, but only a mad man argues with the dirt stuck on one's boots ;)
True, but only a mad man ignores the points of others as well. You are a mad man whichever choice you make. ;D
I see... good point, good point.
BUT! Have you considered... *tackles and messes up your hair*.
*gasp* That was a bit of a high blow, My Lord.
*is tackled*
*dies dramatically from the tackle*
Well... that happened. Should I dig a grave?
*looks at Rosie* She's not all that big, is she? Sort of short and stick-like. Should we bring her corpse to the funeral topic?
Well excuuuuuuse you. I am 5'3, thank you very much.
Oh. Deepest apologies.
*whispers to Luft* See what I mean? Short and stick-like.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 28, 2020, 02:08:09 AM
Oh. Deepest apologies.
*whispers to Luft* See what I mean? Short and stick-like.
*Whispers to Teer*
And with how angry she looks, she really does resemble a match.
*agrees and begins digging the grave*
*indignantly revives self and storms away*
*had just finished digging the grave* Oh great. All this hard work for nothing.
*whispers to Luft* Her hair could probably do with a brush.
Well, if I was really that short, digging the grave shouldn't have taken that much work. ;D
It still has to be six feet down, though. Dead bodies get smelly, you know.
Yes, yes, but a mere stick's length and width with 6 feet of height doesn't really take all that much effort to dig.
Rosie, have you ever tried to dig a six foot deep hole? It's quite difficult.
Pshhhhh, duh, I have!
>_>
<_<
*backs away into the hills*
>_>
-|-
/\
*Pushes Rosie into grave* Bye! ;D
*eyes widen* Her hair is going to get really messy. *begins filling the grave in again, since it's not needed*
*Tackles Teer* ROSIE IS STILL IN THERE!!!!!!!
*Begins to dig up Rosie's grave*
Oh. My bad.
Wait, why are we burying folks?
Quote from: Kreg on July 28, 2020, 03:18:26 AM
*Tackles Teer* ROSIE IS STILL IN THERE!!!!!!!
*Begins to dig up Rosie's grave*
*Holds Kreg back* Now, now, lad. I'm sure she would have wanted it this way.
Being buried alive?
Definitely. It makes everything a bit more tragic.
I... I suppose....
Mm-hmm. Trust me, it's an unforgettable experience. It's to die for, really. *Puts flower on grave*
*muffled noises can be heard from underground*
@Kade Rivok, your digging skills are needed.
*Grabs Kade's enchanted spoon and starts digging to Rosie.*
That's magic spoon.
It seems awf'ly anchanted to me.
Well, your opinion is wrong!
Don't worry, it isn't my spoon that he's got anyways. My magic and enchanted items are tuned to my spiritual wavelength and can't be used by others unless I tune them in as well.
Now, what am I supposed to be digging?
I see.
*Is usinG Kade's arms to use the spoon to dig to Rosie.*
That's a nah
*Gently kicks Verdauga and Kade flying* Leave the dead to rest in peace.
*Uses Seb's foot to excavate the grave.*
You're fre- wait.
*Looks down* *Gasps and jumps back* WHAT IS THAT!?
'Tis an empty coffin.
Oops. I think we buried Rosie somewhere else.
Nyeh.
*grumbles from under the dirt*
...Zombie?
Zomb + Rosie
(Lol)
*Begins sniffing the surrounding ground* Hmm... Where did we leave her...?
Hopefully a cat didn't do its thing!
*Jumps back up* Uh, heh, I-I-I'm sure Rosie is fine where she is, on second thought.
*shoves the dirt back into the hole* Stop digging things up. It looks messy.
-_-
No amusing abusing my Queen. *Poofs Rosie out*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2020, 07:57:52 AM
-_-
No amusing abusing my Queen. *Poofs Rosie out*
Wow, thanks Lass! :D
*proceeds to put everyone but Lass in a prison cell that apparently is in the middle of the graveyard*
That's what you get for murdering me ;D
Me, Verdauga, and Kade were trying to dig you out with a non-magic spoon. :[
Though my part in it was unwilling ;D
In my defense though, I also didn't have anything to do with you getting buried either >_>
Fiiiiiiine.
*poofs Kreg and Verdauga out of their cells* ;D
Whew. Thanks. Didn't want things to get ugly. :D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2020, 03:06:13 PM
Fiiiiiiine.
*poofs Kreg and Verdauga out of their cells* ;D
Oi.
Yeah, I was also a part of the effort to dig you out. Kade and I deserve to be freed immediately!
LIES, HE TRIED TO STOP ME FROM SAVING YOU!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2020, 02:33:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2020, 07:57:52 AM
-_-
No amusing abusing my Queen. *Poofs Rosie out*
Wow, thanks Lass! :D
*proceeds to put everyone but Lass in a prison cell that apparently is in the middle of the graveyard*
That's what you get for murdering me ;D
What about Zomb?
Quote from: Kreg on August 02, 2020, 12:49:40 AM
LIES, HE TRIED TO STOP ME FROM SAVING YOU!
Calling me a liar? Tch, tch. How rude.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 31, 2020, 09:56:56 PM
*Uses Seb's foot to excavate the grave.*
See?
*Just leaves this here...*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2020, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Kreg on July 28, 2020, 03:18:26 AM
*Tackles Teer* ROSIE IS STILL IN THERE!!!!!!!
*Begins to dig up Rosie's grave*
*Holds Kreg back* Now, now, lad. I'm sure she would have wanted it this way.
HEHEHEHE IS EVIL
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2020, 02:33:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2020, 07:57:52 AM
-_-
No amusing abusing my Queen. *Poofs Rosie out*
Wow, thanks Lass! :D
*proceeds to put everyone but Lass in a prison cell that apparently is in the middle of the graveyard*
That's what you get for murdering me ;D
Huh, the mods are tyrants after all.
Na, that's your job
*glares out of cell door at Lass* Humph. *pushes bars apart in an effort to bend them*
...Teer...I think you are an earth Bender....
Sadly, those cells are made of Unaffectium. Almost nothing can destroy them.
@Sebias of Redwall if you flex on them they will surely break!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 02, 2020, 11:09:11 PM
Sadly, those cells are made of Unaffectium. Almost nothing can destroy them.
Fine then. *increases in size until arms, legs, tail and head are outside cell and able to lift it, then walks off, still in the cage*
That's my thing!
*Smirks* Oopsy.
*Fades into the shadows*
*The shadows heal your hurts and give you back rubs, because they're nice*
See why I do that so much now? ;D
😂
I am the professional idiot now! ;D (:P)
Ok! And I am the edgy teen-ager!
*does idiot things*
*Does edgy things*
Haha....I wear way too much armour! Even when I'm baby sitting! Do you wanna see my knife that I randomly keep on my shoulder to stab people who dare say Seb is corrupt?
Seb is corrupt.
Ight Imma kill myself....and Scott I hatechu!
I am now both Scott and Lass.
And now you both must act like Sebias. Mwhahaha.
Okay! *Flexes*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiIzL9Btjx9hegHT2/200.gif)
*Grabs Mjolnir and hugs it* Anyway who do we ship now!
Skarzs and Teer!
(Also, if I still act somewhat like my normal self, it's because my natural awesomeness somehow keeps seeping through. ;D)
Lol! And I must act like myself because my grammar thuxks!
That works. :P *Gives them their personalities back*
I'm me now!
Mm-hmm, perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thaynis quote!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 03:32:04 PM
Ight Imma kill myself....and Scott I hatechu!
Aw man, I must now go shoot things and endanger people because I'm sad. *doesn't have a gun, so just shoots a tree with darts*
That is so me.
(Guys, y'all have your own personalities back. >.> Besides, I feel like this has the potential to accidentally end on a sour note. :P )
*Continues protesting against the Mods*
*Peacefully.*
*totally*
These molotovs are full of peace! *Throws peaceful molotovs.*
*Catches and drinks it.*
Firewater.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 01:38:48 AM
*Peacefully.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/52/bf/5752bf79b504345c7dce60207ccf7a0a.gif)
*Spits fire at Seb.*
*Dodges*
*Chicken attacks Verdauga*
*Watches the chicken try to peck through my trousers.*
Should I use the cleaver on him?
*Chickens flies up and pecks Verdauga's left eye*
*Cuts the chicken's head off with Thomasbane.*
*Eye twitches* NOT CHICKEN!!! *Runs over to Chicken* You were so young. So much of your life was ahead of you! *Turns slowly toward Verdauga* You... You murderer! *Summons Mjolnir and Stormbreaker*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 10:04:28 PM
*Eye twitches* NOT CHICKEN!!! *Runs over to Chicken* You were so young. So much of your life was ahead of you! *Turns slowly toward Verdauga* You... You murderer! *Summons Mjolnir and Stormbreaker*
*Watches the chicken still darting around.*
Hmm...
*Chicken's body disappears, suddenly replaced with an identical one*
Chicken! You've come back! I knew our friendship wouldn't let you die forever! *Hugs Chicken, while shooting a glare at the murderer* As for you...
@Lady of Teeror, Seb is threatening your beloved.
I see that. I have full faith in my darling's fighting ability, but I'll keep an eye on things.
*Rolls eyes and waves dismissively.* You can leave.
You're, uh, saying that to Teer? Kinda mean >_>
Yar. How rude. That's it, not only did you murder Chicken, but you insulted Teer as well.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/fb/34/1efb3429a6e13d5a12a08c2cacebc23a.gif)
(Question: Why is Hiccup punching Snotlout?)
I'm not very good at this.. :'(
Quote from: Verdauga on August 07, 2020, 12:59:35 PM
*Rolls eyes and waves dismissively.* You can leave.
Hmmm... We need to talk. *tucks Verdauga under arm and leaves*
*Untucks self.*
I'm rather sure we don't.
Why?
Quote from: Verdauga on August 09, 2020, 06:48:16 PM
*Untucks self.*
I'm rather sure we don't.
That's not how it vorks, Verdauga.
It sadly is. Besides, what's the point of sticking around? No fight is likely to happen at this point, and if it were, it'd hardly be something to spend valuable time watching.
Why are you guys being so cold to each other?
I don't suppose we are; just being logical. None of the times I've fought were anything to write home about.
Plus, being tucked under one's arm is unusual and uncomfortable, and I'm not a big fan of it.
Broken marriage.
Brokered carriage.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 11, 2020, 03:52:46 PM
Broken marriage.
D:
I need to give them some marriage counciling.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 10, 2020, 01:27:41 PM
It sadly is. Besides, what's the point of sticking around? No fight is likely to happen at this point, and if it were, it'd hardly be something to spend valuable time watching.
*kisses Verdauga's nose* You have some interesting customs, dear.
Indeed.
*Begins breaking things peacefully*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 16, 2020, 09:04:34 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 10, 2020, 01:27:41 PM
It sadly is. Besides, what's the point of sticking around? No fight is likely to happen at this point, and if it were, it'd hardly be something to spend valuable time watching.
*kisses Verdauga's nose* You have some interesting customs, dear.
Snot sucker!
You nose how to insult people, I must say.
I'm experienced at sniffing out good burns.
That one snot as good as the first one.
*Waves lil' flag* Boo.
*Waves very lil' flag* Boo.
*Waves microscopic flag* er, boo...
They have brainwashed our good friend Verdauga into believing their lies!
The worst traitors in history: Marcus Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, and Verdauga.
Lol! Getim!
*Drags
@Verdauga in to answer for his betrayal*
Okay, Skarzs' post was hilarious.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 12, 2021, 05:49:30 AM
The worst traitors in history: Marcus Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, and Verdauga.
You forgot Jukka
Jukka's a robot. It's the programmer's fault.
A valid point.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 12, 2021, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 12, 2021, 05:49:30 AM
The worst traitors in history: Marcus Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, and Verdauga.
You forgot Jukka
I forgive Jukka.
>.>
Eat yer foot
How could you do this, Verdauga? You've turned against everything you believed in.
*Much sadness*
*feels betrayed, despite the fact I was always on the side of the staff anyway*
*Gathp*
*has been brainwashed*
Would you like a drink, Bookie?
What's in it?
*hands Bookie a smoothie* In remembrance of Verdie before he became a mod.
*looks at it suspiciously* I think it vented.
No. No way. Not in a million years.
Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.
He turned against us! Poor Teer, she must be so upset.
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2021, 08:52:14 AM
No. No way. Not in a million years.
It's so nice... It will...Warm you..
*A million years have passed*
You just killed us all, you know that? Except maybe Jukka, but even then. Robots are not immortal.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 14, 2021, 09:26:07 AM
Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.
They had dental
But what about a 401k?
I didn't sign up for it. I can't run that far.
It does take time to work up to it, so I understand.
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2021, 01:59:39 PM
You just killed us all, you know that? Except maybe Jukka, but even then. Robots are not immortal.
Wut?
(Generally, people aren't able to live for a million years)
(Generally? Who do you know who's lived over a million years?)
Methuselah lived 969 years.
(for a second I almost thought you meant the mouse in Redwall, but I'm guessing you mean the Biblical person?)
That's less than a million.
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2021, 06:31:34 PM
(Generally? Who do you know who's lived over a million years?)
(>_>)
Kaaade...
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2021, 07:14:30 PM
(for a second I almost thought you meant the mouse in Redwall, but I'm guessing you mean the Biblical person?)
That's less than a million.
It's the closest anyone has ever been to a million, and yes.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 16, 2021, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2021, 07:14:30 PM
(for a second I almost thought you meant the mouse in Redwall, but I'm guessing you mean the Biblical person?)
That's less than a million.
It's the closest anyone has ever been to a million, and yes.
That we know of...
Hm?
George Washington
HAH.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Funny post collection
Yey! I'm kinda funny!
Mhhhmmm! You arreeee
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 14, 2021, 02:55:17 PM
He turned against us! Poor Teer, she must be so upset.
*is sitting in the corner sobbing*
*Rubs Teer's back* We'll all be picked off one by one....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 18, 2021, 08:54:49 PM
*Rubs Teer's back* We'll all be picked off one by one....
*sniffs* That's not a very comforting thought, but thanks.
We must protect our freedom!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 18, 2021, 08:54:49 PM
*Rubs Teer's back* We'll all be picked off one by one....
*Facepalms*
Depressing right?
Scott...That's really not helping...
FREEEEEDOM!
FREEEDOOOOM!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 08:10:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2021, 06:31:34 PM
(Generally? Who do you know who's lived over a million years?)
(>_>)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2021, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 16, 2021, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2021, 11:11:53 PM
Kaaade...
Yeeeees?
I refuse to be left hanging like this @Russa.
You're hiding something from us. o_o
Many things, as a matter of fact :)
*Gathp*
Very gathp
Like what?
Like, um, like this maybe?
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/225aAPu.gif)
You're hiding....Groot?
Ah, I misunderstood the context of your question, because I is smart. I'm not hiding Groot.
I am, however, hiding the fact that I *REDACTED*
...Am Groot?
Wrongo, friendo.
A tad sus.
I tried to tell you, but you just wouldn't listen. How... sad.
Tell thy secrets, boy!
I... I can't. I'm sorry. I don't think you'd be able to handle it.
Hmmm...
I agree.
KADE IS GROOT'S FATHER!
So me ans Seb are Groots brothers?
Probably.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2021, 01:58:41 AM
KADE IS GROOT'S FATHER!
I do not have a small tree creature as a child.
No? Nevermind, then.
I like the way they taste.
D:
Savage.
^-^
Kade, beware the Ents!
More like the Ents need to beware me. *Dun dun DUUUUUUUN*
You must not provoke them... They could be anywhere! *looks behind me nervously*
*Leads an army of aunts.*
(Ent aunts?)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 26, 2021, 03:13:18 PM
Kade, beware the Ents!
But Ents are awesome! Why would Kade need to be worried about them?
If thye find out he's been eating trees...
They they will spend five years deciding what to do and by then I'll have dealt with it.
That's probably true.
What's that?
Me being tired and repeating a word?
No. That... noise in the distance.
That mysterious ticking noise?
Yes. It sounds like Kade hiding in our attic from the Ents.
Are you sure it isn't a pipe bomb?
...There are no pipes in the attic. Maybe at your house but not at mine.
(It's a reference. Don't worry about it.)
*worries* ;D
(Would it help if I told you what it referred to?)
A book I most likely have never read before? Like Harry Potter?
I'll just say yes and leave it at that.
*Peacefully protests whilst destroying stuff*
Huh. Here's an example of a PPP reference I made.
Where?
Quote from: Booklover on February 27, 2021, 03:30:28 PM
Huh. Here's an example of a PPP reference I made.
An example? There's
two. Didn't you count them?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 11:59:05 PM
*Peacefully protests whilst destroying stuff*
Yes, those are known as riots.
Hush. They're gonna hear you!
8-) º-)
O.0 *covers Kade's mouth in panic*
Don't panic!
Fiscal policy! *cheers* If someone can think of a more riotous riot in HHGTTG, please tell me.
Quote from: Booklover on March 09, 2021, 10:40:19 AM
Don't panic!
Fiscal policy! *cheers* If someone can think of a more riotous riot in HHGTTG, please tell me.
I can, if there was a time when some little children didn't want to go to bed early.
Not that I can think of.
I guess there's Random, but she was (probably) a teenager.
Well, Random still counts.
Do you even know who she is? Or her full name?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2021, 10:28:34 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 11:59:05 PM
*Peacefully protests whilst destroying stuff*
Yes, those are known as riots.
*Blows raspberry* But
I say it's peaceful.
*Gallops off on unicorn*
Do ye have a loicense for tha'?
Quote from: Booklover on March 09, 2021, 08:20:01 PM
Do you even know who she is? Or her full name?
I don't. But I tried to pretend I did. *hangs head in sadness*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 09, 2021, 11:21:23 PM
Do ye have a loicense for tha'?
Yes, do you?
*Feeds Phillip a purple carrot*
Ooo, purple carrots. How classy. ^-^
Thank you. :laugh: Anyone want a ride?
How fast?
As fast as you'd like.
I'll pass.
Because you're going so fast.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 10, 2021, 11:53:06 PM
Ooo, purple carrots. How classy. ^-^
Carrots were originally purple, I think.
They are the old lineage of the Dunecarrotain. ^-^ ;D :giggle: