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An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

Started by Sebias of Redwall, September 11, 2020, 11:31:32 PM

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Kade Rivok

*Calls the police.*

Yes, 911?  I'd like to report a robbery.  Someone just stole a thing from me.

Oh, also, there are aliens invading.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Verdauga

*Is still walking toward the restaurant.*
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

Ebantu the Kararehe

Somebeast needs to put that in the FPC.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Verdauga

But I haven't even made it to the buffet yet!
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Executez ze Yo'Gand'z Core technique viz a Dovin basal tae pull ze moon doon intae ze buffet, vhere zeveral alienz 'ad tried 'oidin' az food*

*Hovlz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

*Sees the destroyed restaurant and and enters the one across the street.*

Alright Kade, here's the food!
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

..Ze vone acrozz ze ztreet run by Mr. Kneekapper, vho iz a teacher, und killed a ztudent vone day fer talkin' in clazz- 'e took 'im oot o' ze room, und zere vere odd lumpz in ze meatloaf zat day...

Guezz vot'z ze zpecial fer today?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

No, no, that one's three doors down. :D
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 02:41:25 PM
I'm hungry *Looks around for food.*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:34:37 PM
*Hands Kade a buffet ticket.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:45:14 PM
Do... do I eat this?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:55:30 PM
You go to the restaurant, Sherlock. It's got the food that you can eat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:56:18 PM
I don't understand.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:58:21 PM
õ_ô

õ_õ

*Takes the ticket from Kade and walks to the buffet.*
Follow me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 04:00:07 PM
*Calls the police.*

Yes, 911?  I'd like to report a robbery.  Someone just stole a thing from me.

Oh, also, there are aliens invading.
Here. Take this. *points toward the FPC*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: Verdauga on September 30, 2020, 12:59:56 PM
No, no, that one's three doors down. :D

Ava From Ze Zun. *Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

*Gets shot in the leg by laser* Ouchie!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

D: *Grabs Lass' corpse and hides it*

@Scott McLamok we need the powah of love.
@Verdauga and the power of Verd.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!