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Started by Matthias720, September 09, 2011, 05:52:28 PM

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KitrallStreamrippler

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May 05, 2013, 11:00:21 PM Last Edit: May 06, 2013, 08:56:29 AM by KitrallStreamrippler
Don't any of you have something butter to do with your thyme? I mean, really, soon you're all going to turn into deadbeets. :)
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Cornflower MM

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December 01, 2013, 11:56:49 PM
TOPIC REVIVE!! Anyways, don't we have something beeter to do with our thyme??

Blaggut

#77
December 02, 2013, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 12, 2013, 01:03:10 PM
These puns are egg-celent. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leaf and go play minecraft.

Mine-Craft is EPICCCCCCCCcCcCCCCCCCCCCCCCcCCCCCcCCCCcCCCCCCCCC

Sorry if that spam was RUDEABECK (some veggie, I believe.)
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Cornflower MM

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May 04, 2014, 06:20:35 PM
*Facepaw*

Tam and Martin

#79
May 06, 2014, 07:14:22 PM
Leech along!

What? Leeches are food!


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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

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May 06, 2014, 11:22:09 PM
Vell, zat'z ze leech ye can zay...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Maudie

#81
December 26, 2014, 05:35:52 AM
A man stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after setting. Then it dawned on him.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Skyblade

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December 30, 2014, 07:40:25 PM
Good one; I actually found these somewhere on the forum:

I didn't understand why the ball seemed to be getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's all right now.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!
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