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Oh how punny!

Started by Matthias720, September 09, 2011, 05:52:28 PM

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WarriorOfMossflower

Becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
(Get it? Missed steak--mistake?)
In process of rekindling my love for Redwall.

Mattio

I know this isn't about veggies but I said this earlier



Go get more doors for Mordor

W0NWILL

You keep on saying that that is a pun. I dough nut think you know what that word means.

KitrallStreamrippler

#48
Lettuce leaf vegetable puns and get a fresher topic. (Could we, please? Vegetables aren't the punniest things to begin with anyway...)
EDIT: Whoops! I must have missed the post opening it to all foods. Wow- I feel sheepish. :-[
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Ungatt Trunn

Whit: I'm at my Whit's End!!!

Life is too short to rush through it.

KitrallStreamrippler

This is not my pun, but I like it so I'm going to post it.
(The Spine just did a cool magic trick that freaked out The Jon and Rabbit.)
Rabbit: I'm sorry I doubted you, magic man!
Spine: That's right. Grovel at my feet.
Jon: I'll grovel!
Rabbit: I've got lots of that at home in my driveway.
Spine: ... I thought we decided to steer clear of puns.
Rabbit: Oh no, I like to drive right into 'em! *mimes steering wheel*
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Ungatt Trunn

Seeing a bucket, Tommey kicked it. He never knew what hit him just moments later...

I know, its not the best, but.....

Life is too short to rush through it.

Norham Waterpaw

Some people have the skillet takes to become a chef. ;D
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KitrallStreamrippler

(Ooh, nice!) In that case, they might do butter to go into the dairy business. Cows are moooch easier to handle.
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Norham Waterpaw

Face... Palm...  :D

Do we need to discuss eggs, or shall we just crack on.
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winifred

Peas don't :D

Did you ever hear the butter joke? *answer* I shan't tell you, you may spread it around.
Someone told me that one  ;D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Norham Waterpaw

There once was a giant who terrorized two people. He Beet them up until they said. "Lettuce go!"
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W0NWILL

We're not cannibals, we're punnibals. We eat guys who make puns.

But I never make puns!

Sorry about that. We made a mistake.

More like a me-stake!

Norham Waterpaw

Wow, these are so stupid they're funny. Isn't that the definition of a pun?

My history teacher cracks off puns all day, and I it next a blonde(the state of mind, not the hair color) and I keep hearing her constantly saying, "I don't get it!". Ah well, such is life.
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Rusvul

These puns are egg-celent. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leaf and go play minecraft.