Summer-Time = Pool-Time!!!

[Lady Amber]

Dude, you were trying to drown yourself. I had to save you.

[Ashleg]

I shall find...other...means.

[The Skarzs]

Banishment to the Island of Perpetual Tickling?
*The feather master slams open the door once again, brandishing his feather.*

[Delthion]

What?! I thought Skarzs had squashed him! *Plot Twist* Could it be? Yes! SKARZS IS THE FEATHER MASTER!!!!

[Ashleg]

No, as I wouldn't die there. I think I'll drown myself AGAIN.

* Ashleg pulls free from Lady Amber and runs back towards the pool.

[Delthion]

* Delthion hurls Ash into the Insane Asylum.

[Ashleg]

Ah-aaAGGHHHHHH!

*CRASH* *BANG* *BOOM*

Owooooo! Oh, MY LEG! My GOOD LEG! My PRECIOUS, most VALUABLE, most LOVELY GOOD LEG!
I am your PRESIDENT! You will not do this to me!

* Ashleg stands and flings himself towards the door right before Delthion closes it.

[Delthion]

* Delthion accidentally jams the door shut on Ashleg's hair.

[The Skarzs]

What?! I thought Skarzs had squashed him! *Plot Twist* Could it be? Yes! SKARZS IS THE FEATHER MASTER!!!!

No, I just said that so I could squish him.
*Squishes the feather master.*

[Ashleg]

YOOOOOOOWWWWW!
My fur! My beautiful, good fur!

* Ashleg runs around in the asylum and sobs.

[The Skarzs]

* Delthion accidentally jams the door shut on Ashleg's hair.

How do you even do that?

[Delthion]

Timing my friend, timing.

[The Skarzs]

That door's clearance must be zero.

[Ashleg]

It's an asylum. If there was clearance, I would be out of here and DROWNING already!

[Delthion]

That door's clearance must be zero.

I mean in the latch itself.