Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Grey Coincidence]

I know what'll kill you! *Drowns Seb in bad fanfics that make him cringe*

[Sebias of Redwall]

AHHH!!! The horror!


*Reads TGW to Grey until he dies of too much exposure to pure awesomeness!*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Reads BaW until Seb gets bored*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Reads BaW until Seb gets bored*

Which actually would be never but whatever.

*Reveals to Grey that Abrahem is actually my brother and makes him die from shock*

[The Grey Coincidence]

... Is he?
*Reveals to Seb that I am SJW!!!!*
Okay yeah,.. noone would believe that...

[Sebias of Redwall]

He's not. that would be really cool though....

And no, I wouldn't believe that. 

*Feeds Grey salad until he pops*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Pelts Seb with rocks*

[Tungro]

Throws a bucket of tar on Dotti and sets it on fire

[Keva Strongbow]

*Pushes Tungro in the middle of a  lake of corn syrup where he drowns*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Shoots Keva with ballista*

[MathLuk]

*Smites Grey with black magic*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Puts MathLuk in my magic potion*

[MathLuk]

*Summons Machin Shin*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Summon Asterix and Obelix*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons.....my sister?*