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The Grey Coincidence

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Sebias of Redwall

*Ties Grey to an anchor and drops him into the sea*  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*locks Seb in a blank room (in mean, empty, nothing) and he dies of boredom*
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

*Using my awesome lock picking skills I escape the room and lock Wites in it instead.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

leaks battery acid onto Seb and hopes it kills him one way or another and it succeeds*
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

*Using the empty battery I hit Wites on the head with it until she's battered to death.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Destroy any copy of A Grey Warlord and watch Sebias slowly loose the will to live*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 04, 2019, 05:05:05 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Destroy any copy of A Grey Warlord and watch Sebias slowly loose the will to live*
Hahahahaha! that my friend would be only too true.

*Reads a copy of TGW and bores Grey to death.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

*Force Sebias to watch endless comedies while under tickle-torture, till he dies laughing!*
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

The Witessss

*leaves Grey trapped in the tunnel with the 'spinnies'*
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Tungro

*seals up Wite in a box full of tarantulas and tosses her from an airplane into the jungle*

Sebias of Redwall

*Grabs Tungro and locks him in a cage full of holes, then tosses him into the dead sea.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Tungro

*Escapes through the holes in the cage and ties Seb to the mast of a ship and sinks it*