Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wow- love the language filter guys!

*Chokes Grey to death before I drop*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Mutual kill then...
*Stab Sebias with a pen so that the ink makes him have cancer*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Stabs Grey with the pen so it pierces his brain*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Gain a hundred pounds and use my sitting fetish (eye-roll) to squish Sebias)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gain a hundred pounds and use my sitting fetish (eye-roll) to squish Sebias)

Lol.

*I oink like a "sexist pig" (eye-roll) and drive Grey crazy!

[The Grey Coincidence]

*I lock Seb in the same room as the SJW*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*I lock Seb in the same room as the SJW*

HELP!

*Pulls in Grey with me*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Realistically though that would kill SJW
*Stops reviewing TGW*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Falls over dead* Don't even joke like that!!!

Becomes a guest under the name SJW and pesters Grey to death.

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Unleash Abrahem upon the SJW reviews*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Not Abrahem!  He's make an awesome lawyer though. You should ask if he'll ever get an account. That would be awesome!

*Steals all of Grey writing secrets and makes him die of heart break*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Dont i give out all my writing secrets anyways? Yeah, gonna ask him to. He said he considered it though so thats good, right?

*Dries Sebias up, chop him up and drop him in boilinv water.  Mmmm, Seb Tea!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Stabs Grey in the eye when he tries to drink me*

P.S. I just realized I have a few more posts then you, Grey. *Starts dancing with joy*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Uses a fly swat to dispatch Sebias*
Huh, gasp! I just realized I have about 20 more stories than you!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm... *Stops dancing* I'll have to fix that!

*Smashes Grey with a hammer*