Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

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One-Eye the wildcat

#525
June 08, 2019, 12:47:05 AM
*catches the hammer and rips seb's head off.*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#526
June 08, 2019, 01:47:29 AM
*Makes One-eye eat his eye*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#527
June 08, 2019, 03:26:48 AM
*grows another*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#528
August 18, 2019, 12:27:36 AM
*Throws One-Eye into shark-infested waters*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#529
August 18, 2019, 05:01:11 AM
*Swallow Jarky whole
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#530
August 18, 2019, 08:12:22 AM
*Eats Grey from the inside out*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#531
August 18, 2019, 01:06:17 PM
*Cooks the rabbit beforepaw to prevent such an occurence*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

One-Eye the wildcat

#532
August 18, 2019, 05:58:36 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 18, 2019, 12:27:36 AM
*Throws One-Eye into shark-infested waters*

Welp, this is karma.

*rides a shark at Jarky*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#533
August 18, 2019, 09:55:13 PM
*Overturns the shark*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#534
August 19, 2019, 03:19:21 AM
*climbs to the other side and fires at Jarky with two stockless Ak-47s,hitting the rabbet with every shot*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#535
August 19, 2019, 05:32:57 AM
*Marry One-Eye to Jarky*
Double Kill!
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#536
August 19, 2019, 07:04:03 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Divorces One-Eye, turns Grey into a worm and squashes him*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#537
August 19, 2019, 01:33:40 PM
*Infect Jarky with... worms...*
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

One-Eye the wildcat

#538
August 19, 2019, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 19, 2019, 05:32:57 AM
*Marry One-Eye to Jarky*
Double Kill!

*TRIGGERED*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#539
August 19, 2019, 07:58:12 PM
*Grabs a pile of mud and drowns everyone in it*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!
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