Insane random battle in which we can godmod, but only in coming up with bizarre

[Kreg]

Starts levitate and starts zapping people with lightning

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Absorb the lightning into an electric-powered super-sonic battering ram! Then I send it towards Kreg*

[Ouroboros]

*What flavor?*

Sprite has flavours now? I mean, I know there was that Cranberry one as some sort of Christmas thing a few years back, but that's the only variety I've ever heard of other than "regular," I suppose.

Starts levitate and starts zapping people with lightning

*laughs in roof*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Their was some cucumber flavour thing recently. It was surprisingly good.

[Ouroboros]

Cucumber? You have got to be kidding me.

[The Skarzs]

I had cucumber lemonade. It was interesting. My grandma made it.

[Kreg]

Summons a levitating impenetrable wall in the way of the battering ram

[The Grey Coincidence]

Im not joking. There was cucumber sprite at one point. Advertised by a picture of a raccoon with cucumbers over it's eyes.
So what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? As interesting as that would be to find out...
*Digs a tunnel under the wall and send the battering ram through it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Throws Grey in front of the battering ram*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Turn the battering ram around and send it to Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ties Grey to the wall with chains and sends the ram into Grey's head*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Turn into an indistructible piece of rubber so that the battering ram bounces off of me and goes back to... Seb!*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pulls out my indestructible shield and deflects the ram to where it flies of into the sky. Then, I grab a cutlass and chop Grey's arms off*

[Kreg]

*throw toxic waste at seb and teleports away*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Pulls out my indestructible shield and deflects the ram to where it flies of into the sky. Then, I grab a cutlass and chop Grey's arms off*

I'm still indistructible rubber but fine...
*Grow a new hand and strangle Deb*