Fortunate and Unfortunate

[Keva Strongbow]

Fortunately, u shared the riches with all of us

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately the riches were now haunted by the ghost of me and Seb

[Keva Strongbow]

Fortunately, we shared some with u guys too so u left it unhaunted

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately, we still wanted to avenge our murders

[Keva Strongbow]

Fortunately, the way u did that was to give them a light pat on the head

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately, that was what we wanted you to think.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, Grey and I came up with a sneaky plan...

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately, only we would like it

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, they forgot the plan.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Unfortunately, One-Eye reminded us...

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately we put it into action

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately, It did'nt work,

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, that's what we wanted you to think.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, they both got sent to a mental hospital

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately we were sent there as doctors and cured everyone!