Sebias' Court House

[Verdauga]

*At Verdauga* The term "grenade" itself implies danger! 

Since the word "grenade was formed from the word "pomegranate", the term grenade means, if anything, fruit.

You, sir, are bending the facts to suite your own fancies!

*suit

[Kade Rivok]

*At Verdauga* The term "grenade" itself implies danger! 

Since the word "grenade was formed from the word "pomegranate", the term grenade means, if anything, fruit.

You, sir, are bending the facts to suite your own fancies!

*suit

Where the word comes from doesn't matter.  In common vernacular, grenade implies dangerous explosion.

And no, I know what I said.  I was implying that you bent the rules in order to get your fancies a nice room to stay in.  You obviously feel that they deserve it.

[Verdauga]

You, sir, are bending
And no, I know what I said.  I was implying that you bent the rules in order to get your fancies a nice room to stay in.  You obviously feel that they deserve it.

That was a good comeback.

However, on the subject of the grapefruit grenades, simply calling them grenades does not make them so. Though they detonated upon impact, this alone does not make them grenades, nor dangerous. Your Honor, Kade is grasping for straws on this point.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Your honour, I do not believe that anyone is in need of prosecution, in this case.

I second Shisteer's statement.

Hmm....

However, on the subject of the grapefruit grenades, simply calling them grenades does not make them so. Though they detonated upon impact, this alone does not make them grenades, nor dangerous. Your Honor, Kade is grasping for straws on this point.

Hmmmmmm...

Alright then! I shall make a new poll, ans we'll let the Jury (aka, ya'll) vote if charges should by pressed. Just remember, if said polls don't agree with the most Honorable Judge's opinion, things could turn ugly... *Cackles evilly* What was that random person in the back? Yes, I run a fair court. Why do you ask?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Your honour, I will abide by your decision.

[Kade Rivok]

Your honor, a judgement must be made.

[Sebias of Redwall]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! New poll! Let the votes and bribes *Cough cough* begin!

[Booklover]

Ebantu threatened to kidnap me, does that count as a crime?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Of course not. I'm a wildcat; it's my job.

[Kade Rivok]

Ebantu threatened to kidnap me, does that count as a crime?

Now now, she only said if you went missing, she might be able to return you.  She never said anything about you still being alive when she did so.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

That's true. I didn't.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Your honour, I believe Ebantu is innocent. I would also like to mention that it is illegal to accuse somebody who is not here to defend themselves. Since Ebby is not here, she cannot be accused.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

That's right. I'm not here.

[shisteer of nothing much]

She shouldn't be, anyway. What have you done to your cousins, Eb?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Who's on trial again?