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Booklover

#2505
June 23, 2020, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful.  :laugh:
Don't you mean
?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2506
June 24, 2020, 06:03:02 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 23, 2020, 03:08:25 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 04:44:36 AM
OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic! @Dotti May!

I can always change it back to Izanagi Picaro...
Nonononono. I love it. ^-^
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#2507
June 24, 2020, 07:45:58 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on June 23, 2020, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful.  :laugh:
Don't you mean
?
[close]
Heh.  ^-^
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2508
June 29, 2020, 04:31:25 AM
Yes, that's precisely what I meant. :laugh:
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#2509
June 29, 2020, 07:48:09 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 20, 2020, 11:41:05 PM
You're one to talk. :laugh:
Yes. I am...I know my own kind when I see them.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#2510
June 29, 2020, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 05:11:44 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:23:26 PM
Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>
Perhaps.
Eeew.
Freddy

Kade Rivok

#2511
June 29, 2020, 03:27:27 PM
 ;D

Don't be so hard on the poor guy!
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Songs!
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Sebias of Redwall

#2512
June 29, 2020, 06:07:42 PM
Lol.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#2513
July 17, 2020, 08:43:41 PM
*Bumps into topic* Oops. Sorry.

So. Any cases?

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Shadow of Korriban

#2514
July 18, 2020, 12:25:50 AM
*Hundreds of dung beetles surround the courthouse*  *They await The Father's command*
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Sebias of Redwall

#2515
July 18, 2020, 07:11:17 PM
*The Father is not pleased*

Out! *Begins shooing them out of the topic with a broom* I just had the floors washed!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2516
July 19, 2020, 06:29:12 AM
It's a good thing I changed my status before coming in here, then.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#2517
July 19, 2020, 08:14:04 PM
Why?

Also: @Sheev did you murder any puppies?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2518
July 21, 2020, 06:14:02 AM
My previous status was 'Muddy. Very muddy.'
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#2519
July 23, 2020, 04:18:32 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhh
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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