Sebias' Court House

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh? Like what?

[WorshipTiria]

Like some hidden accomplice working behind the scenes, waiting to break Flib out of jail.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Calls @the Sheriff *

[Flib Bigboat]

Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.

[WorshipTiria]

Alright, VERDAUGA I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO GET ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIAL

[Kade Rivok]

Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.

Your lawyer already gave up, and everybeast here (including the judge) witnessed the crime take place 

[Flib Bigboat]

why? so the judge won't have a brain freeze? *accepts the ice cream and puts hotroot pepper in it*

[Verdauga]

Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?

[Flib Bigboat]

Yeah, according to Silent Sam I guess...

[Kade Rivok]

Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?

*Shrugs.*  It's as much of a crime as it was a crime for me to exist.

[Flib Bigboat]

so, what's the penalty, Sebias?

[Kade Rivok]

I suggest we sentence her to...

THE COMFY CHAIR

Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.

See above.

So, will you come along quietly?

[WorshipTiria]

This trial is not finished, my detective ( myself ) has found this crime linked to missing socks around the globe, and we need to figure out how.

[Flib Bigboat]

I will come along quietly if you ask politely for five new socks, instead of demanding.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Eh, resistance is more fun. We might be able to get to use the chopping block finally. 

Fifteen socks, and I'll ask nicely. Or I'll demand ten. Sound good?