Keva's Sheriff office

[shisteer of nothing much]

The term perpetrator is not unfamiliar to me, just the use of the first four letters and a full stop didn't immediately register in my mind as a shortened form of that word.

[Kade Rivok]

I know, I meant look up "perp".  It's a thing.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Meh. There is no need, now, since you already told me.

[Kade Rivok]

Meh yourself

[shisteer of nothing much]

Alright then. Can you please undefenestrate the perp.?

[Kade Rivok]

(Technically I'm still asleep.  All my previous text should have been in () <_< )

[shisteer of nothing much]

*line face*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Can somebeast who doesn't have to get off the forum right now please put that whole conversation into the Funny Posts Collection? Thanks.

[lass of something much]

Nope...

[Verdauga]

I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.

He could use it too.


Relax, the windows have bars on them. He hasn't gone anywhere.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Good.

I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.

He could use it too.

I feel like that's somewhat rude. Are you saying that it would improve the Pope if he was thrown out the window?

[Kade Rivok]

I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.

He could use it too.


Relax, the windows have bars on them. He hasn't gone anywhere.

(It happened in the past, you can't change that.  Just go outside and get him -_-)

[Verdauga]

>_<  *Goes outside and brings the weasel, who looks even more deranged than he did the first time.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Wakes up.*  WHERE AM I?!

[Verdauga]

You're in jail.

(I mean, so am I, but let's not talk about that.)