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Started by Jack the Quick, June 06, 2019, 05:16:05 PM

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Jack the Quick

#45
June 07, 2019, 10:58:00 PM
Alright, Paul, lie down on that bed. Keva, you can take care of him.
*Picks up tweezers*
Don't worry Sebias, I just have to remove the bullets.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#46
June 07, 2019, 11:03:19 PM
Ok! I have the physical capability of slowly dying! ::)
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#47
June 07, 2019, 11:05:18 PM
@Keva Strongbow! Help him!
*Pulls first bullet out of Sebias*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#48
June 08, 2019, 04:33:02 AM
*Thoroughly washes my hands* Alright, what seems to be the problem?
Freddy

Jack the Quick

#49
June 08, 2019, 08:04:13 PM
Paul has been shot. I need you to fix him.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#50
June 08, 2019, 09:01:15 PM
Ah, okay. I can totally do that. *Grabs a kitchen spoon and digs half a dozen bullets out of Paul* Wait, how many times did he get shot?
Freddy

Jack the Quick

#51
June 09, 2019, 05:28:12 PM
I dunno, Paul?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#52
June 10, 2019, 03:48:42 AM
I mean, you shot a few through the chest and jaw then a few in the legs about 10 - 15 overall.
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#53
June 10, 2019, 03:27:32 PM
Alright then Russa!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#54
June 11, 2019, 01:08:49 AM
Okey dokey! *Continues* Alright, I've gotten all seventeen bullets out. I honestly don't know how you're still alive.
Freddy

One-Eye the wildcat

#55
June 11, 2019, 06:46:38 AM
*has over 37 bullets in him* a little help?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#56
June 11, 2019, 02:52:37 PM
Ah! I forgot about you!
*Rushes over and grabs tweezers*
Alright, let's start!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#57
June 11, 2019, 05:26:20 PM
Uh, Paul, didn't you say that at most you'd been shot fifteen times?

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 11, 2019, 06:46:38 AM
*has over 37 bullets in him* a little help?

*Comes to help with my spoon*
Freddy

PaulTheMarlfox

#58
June 11, 2019, 07:46:46 PM
Yeah, one eye has 37 though.
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#59
June 11, 2019, 07:53:10 PM
I will help.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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