The bar

[Russa Nodrey]

*Calls an ambulance*

[Captain Wortshire]

*considers using healing lightning on Lass, but is too lazy to snap his fingers to summon it...*

[Verdauga]

*Revitalizes Lass.*

I really just need to have that copied to my clipboards.

[Flib Bigboat]

XD

Lass, please listen next time.

[lass of something much]

I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.

I was fine until Kade tried to help...I just had hang over..

[Flib Bigboat]

You just drank a thing of rakija, you mean.

[lass of something much]

Kade broke all my ribs, and punctured my lungs. Nothing to do with the drink.

[Flib Bigboat]

You shouldn't have drank it anyway. You could have broke it over Kade's head.

[lass of something much]

*Looks over the bar at One-eye, who still seems to be out like a light*

Oof, that doesn't look comfy.. *Poofs a mattress under him*

[Flib Bigboat]

You might smother him with that poofy mattress.
On the other hand, I don't seem to remember him passing out, but maybe I just didn't notice.

[Kade Rivok]

I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.

I was fine until Kade tried to help...I just had hang over..

At least you understood that my goal was to help.  Most don't seem to realize.

[Flib Bigboat]

Like me. But I never realise anything.

[lass of something much]

You might smother him with that poofy mattress.
On the other hand, I don't seem to remember him passing out, but maybe I just didn't notice.

He's fine

*already finished the unidentifiable drink*

yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*

Motor oil and vodka. *drinks half the bottle and passes out on the bar*

[Flib Bigboat]

Why motor oil? I thought it was bleach, gasoline, and vodka. (I believe that was the original recipe, anyway.)

[lass of something much]

What can I say? Curiosity killed the cat