Marriage Counselor's Office

[Kade Rivok]

I need to date before I decide to marry, and a little bit of woo-ing helps with dating 

[Verdauga]

The prominence of the word "wooing"  amuses me.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My singing is yet to woo anybeast, as far as I'm aware 

It succeeded in wooing Eb.

XD

You seem to have a few fangirls over in New Zealand.

^
I am also a fan of your singing, but I don't think I count. 

[lass of something much]

I need to date before I decide to marry, and a little bit of woo-ing helps with dating 

Yeah, but if you sing songs for her all the time, it won't be special!

[Kade Rivok]

Singing isn't the only way to woo 

[lass of something much]

Still...

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Ooh, wooing!
WooooooooooooOoooOooOooOoOooooOoOooOOOOoooOoOoOooOOo

[lass of something much]

*face palms*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I need to date before I decide to marry, and a little bit of woo-ing helps with dating 

You can woo a beast without planning to marry them. There are different kinds of wooing, and many of them just require the intention of friendship. (I certainly hope you see it that way, anyway. There are at least three of us that you've succeeded in wooing and I hope you don't plan to marry all of them)

[Kade Rivok]

Well, woo-ing implies feelings for a relationship beyond friendship, based on my understanding, which is why I said that I haven't wooed anybeasts 

[lass of something much]

I need to date before I decide to marry, and a little bit of woo-ing helps with dating 

You can woo a beast without planning to marry them. There are different kinds of wooing, and many of them just require the intention of friendship. (I certainly hope you see it that way, anyway. There are at least three of us that you've succeeded in wooing and I hope you don't plan to marry all of them)

Who's the third?

Well, woo-ing implies feelings for a relationship beyond friendship, based on my understanding, which is why I said that I haven't wooed anybeasts 

My point is; You could if you tried.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nevermind. Such things are trivial, anyway. Just make good friends who are girls and, eventually, one of them will start to become more than a friend, if that's God's will. If not, you still have some very nice friends.

[Kade Rivok]

Imma fight you

Also, it's weird seeing you online and about this time of day 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Bring it on.

Well, sorry about it, mate. If you don't want me here, I'll just leave!

[Kade Rivok]

Friggin' oi "mate"