The Plague Finds Yuuu

[The Skarzs]

*Draws sword.* *Can't use it because it is a 2d object on a piece of paper.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Palpatine slams One-Eye into a wall and slashes the ground, causing sparks to find their way into his eyes*

[Verdauga]

*Draws sword.* *Can't use it because it is a 2d object on a piece of paper.*

Thanks. That was awesome!
*Releases lightning stream on Shisteer.*
Now, now, @Sheev Palpatine , don't attack someone simply because they brandish their weapons, as that is not cause enough for self-defense.
*Removes Sheev's lightsaber from his  hand.*
Read the safety warning: Lightsabers are not toys. Misuse or careless use may lead to injury, hand amputation, turning to the dark side, or death. Lucasfilm inc. is not responsible for any injuries resulting from mishandling.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Gets up and starts slashing at Sheevie*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev aims his attack motions at One-Eye's tumtum*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*One-Eye dodges, and then uses Form Seven to attack Sheev*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev switches back and forth from Ataru to Makashi, and leaps forward with a shriek at One-Eye's chest*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*One-Eye doesn't move, just picks Sheev off the ground and throws him into a wall, blasting him with Force lightning along the way.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev rises, dashes toward One-Eye, and dives to the side of him grabbing his leg as he does so. Sheev casts One-Eye into the air and streams pulses of Force lightning into his body*

[Verdauga]

Now, now, you two. You've had your fun, but you really should calm down.

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm dying, y'all.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm dying, y'all.

Shoot... This is not good. (What happened, exactly?) *saves Russa from unknown cause of potential death* There, all better.

Now, Sheev and One-Eye, what seems to be the problem? I... Why are lightsabres straight when normal sabres are curved?

[The Skarzs]

I'm dying, y'all.

Shoot... This is not good. (What happened, exactly?) *saves Russa from unknown cause of potential death* There, all better.

Lol.
She's dying from the plague. You know, the one that you contract the moment you enter this topic?

[Verdauga]

@shisteer of nothing much Actually, Gametheory, and maybe Shadiversity, did segments on the lightsabers and determined they weren't sabers at all.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Who has fallen yet? You all seem to have denied the sharp sensations piercing your minds.