My hill

[Kade Rivok]

Your wish is my command.  *Makes an elegant leg before vanishing back into his hole.  Soon the smell of baking bread begins to drift outwards and upwards.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thanks, Kade. I appreciate it. *begins in depth conversation with Emily and Edward*

[Verdauga]

*Claims hill by setting a flag on it.*

[Booklover]

I didn't want to this, but you leave me no choice.
*Uses mind powers to overpower Booklover and Teer, then, I tie them both with magic ropes and lock them in a room with no doors or other means of exit-ation.* (It's a word, people, cuz I just made it one.  )

*Politely asks Kade for food*

You can't use your mind powers on me. I have rock-hard defences, and à proven tactic of reciting poetry to stop you being able to break in. And, while I'm on that subject, perhaps I should mention that I also have the power of a few hundred dragons, perhaps more, I won't say the exact number. And as for the magic ropes, the power of the dragons and of course the penguins who I recruited will easily destroy the ropes, and you can only use those ropes once, so Teer couldn't have tied me up again anyway.

Besides, if it had worked, it's easy enough to escape. I bang my head on a table (that just appeared, okay) to make a sore/saw. Cut the table in half with the saw. Two halves make a whole/hole. I can jump through the hole and I'm out. There are other ways to get out as well, so don't bother putting me back in.

Verdauga, there isn't much I can say to you. Unless you want to be allies? Anyway, the flag won't help. *rips flag up, and uses a ban hammer to knock Verdauga off the hill*

As for Kade, you can stay in your Hobbit hole, baking peacefully. You know, hasn't anybody realised that Kade is the only one who owns any part of the hill? Probably because of the free coffee.

With the power of both dragons and penguins (btw, are dragons better or are penguins), I claim the hill.

My hill.

[shisteer of nothing much]

With the power of both dragons and penguins (btw, are dragons better or are penguins), I claim the hill.
My hill.

Ahem, while this is a very nice little speech, it is entirely false. Jarky and I are the rulers of the penguins. You are an ally but don't command them in any way. As for dragons, my cousins wouldn't serve you tea, let alone help you steal MY HILL.
Edward tied you up. I never said he reused Sebias' magic ropes. While I agree that the power of poetry is very potent, he also gagged you so that is not an option. Jumping into a hole doesn't make you not tied up anymore, it just puts you inside a hole.

*grabs Verdauga's flag and stomps on it*

My hill. (and thanks, Kade, for the food)

[Booklover]

I don't think you understood my statement. I said I have the power of dragons, and in fact they are ancient dragons who died before you were even born. I can't explain more because of spoilers, in fact I've probably said too much already. They consider you young, and therefore you have no power over them. As for the penguins, perhaps I should point out that back in the good old days, I had millions of coins on Club Penguin.

As for the power of poetry, being gagged happened after I said that I'd have used it. Besides, being gagged doesn't stop it. The whole point of the poetry is to recite it in your head, to stop people getting into your mind. And there's more, but, again, that's spoiler territory so I can't say.

The hole was, in fact, a Hobbit hole (which I am now gifting to Kade), which means it has a door, so I can get out. As for the ropes, I explained that earlier.

Anyway, given I ripped Verdauga's flag up, I am interested into whether you're stamping on all of it, or just one bit. Well, I still have that ban hammer *whacks Teer*. Sorry, but I cannot accept thievery on my hill.

[Kade Rivok]

Gifting nothing, I made this place myself!  No coffee for you.

[Booklover]

Fine. The auction for the Hobbit hole will take place tomorrow.

[Kade Rivok]

No coffee for you, ever!

[Booklover]

Why not? You do know it isn't your Hobbit hole, it's a new one that I made.

[Kade Rivok]

Oooh, a different one?  My bad, didn't realize there were two of them now.  Here *brings out coffee for BL* as an apology.

[Booklover]

Thank you. Do you want it as a gift, now we've cleared up the misunderstanding?

[Kade Rivok]

Sure!  Can never have too many hobbit holes.

[Booklover]

Here you go! *unceremoniously gives Kade the keys and their other important things*

[Kade Rivok]

Ooo, how I like important things.  *Takes said things with much pomp and dignity.*