My hill

[Sebias of Redwall]

So you beast (I don't care that you edited it) everyone of the hill? Nobody's really of the hill, except maybe Kade, who is the only one who actually owns anything.

My hill.

Well, he renting it from me, obviously.

[Kade Rivok]

I built this place, I only pay rent to myself (though I do sometimes produce scrumptious snacks for friendly beasts)

[Booklover]

Sebias is certainly a beast, since he's beasting everyone of the hill. I doubt he's friendly, as he's trying to steal my hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Sebias is certainly a beast, since he's beasting everyone of the hill. I doubt he's friendly, as he's trying to steal his hill.

Fixed it for you. 

[Booklover]

Your hill. Is that that slight mound over there?

[Verdauga]

*Climbs to the top of the hill.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*lands on hill, roaring and beating wings* You may have dragons and imaginary penguins, O Lover of Books, but all are of insignificance to me. This is my hill and will remain so till the end of time and beyond.

[Booklover]

My penguins are far from imaginary. Felix Philip, a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, is my friend. Is that not enough for you? Do you need me to get a griffin who plays basketball to persuade you? As for the end of time, I know where Milliways is.

My hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sits calmly on said hill*

My hill, actually.

[Booklover]

The thing with calmly is: DIDJA PUT YER NAHM IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAHHH?

My hill. (if you get the reference and have read the book, you can have some Chocolate Frogs)

[Kade Rivok]

Dumbledore?  More like DumbleROAR AMIRITE?

[Verdauga]

Badum-Tisss

[shisteer of nothing much]

My penguins are far from imaginary. Felix Philip, a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, is my friend. Is that not enough for you? Do you need me to get a griffin who plays basketball to persuade you? As for the end of time, I know where Milliways is.

Pharaoh's magician made staffs into snakes and water into blood but I don't recall them having anything to do with penguins. A basketball playing griffin definitely doesn't have any relation to penguins. I can roast snakes and griffins and blood can be dried.

My hill.

[Booklover]

He isn't a pharaoh, he's a descendant of a pharaoh meaning that he can use magic. He chooses, therefore, to do magic relating to penguins, ice, snow and so on. He is also great at basketball, and there is also a basketball playing griffin. Please read the Kane Chronicles. Also Percy Jackson.

My hill (because nobody else seems to understand these important references).

[Kade Rivok]

Dumbledore?  More like DumbleROAR AMIRITE?