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Started by Kreg, February 08, 2020, 04:49:52 AM

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Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 05:35:04 PM
One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.
Of course. *Stares intently at the pugs*
Freddy

Kreg

#16
*Walks over to the cashier* Okay here is your pug basics bundle. Would you like a receipt?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

Sure! It'll make a great home-made scarf for my new pug  :laugh:
                    

Kreg

Hey Miss. (Russa) Have you chosen a pug you would like?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Russa Nodrey

Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.
Freddy

The Shadow of Korriban

Hello, I would like six puglets.
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

shisteer of nothing much

*watches pugs* They're so cute!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kreg

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 09, 2020, 03:40:06 PM
Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.

So you want a wonderland pug! Nice choice!

So do you have dog food and bowls and the such or would you like to buy some here?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Rosie Willowwater

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
                    

Kreg

In a second miss, after this transaction with @Russa Nodrey
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Verdauga

*Walks in through the storeroom door.*

Hallo, Hast thou any Newfoundlands?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Rosie Willowwater

Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund >:(
                    

lass of something much

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 11:04:09 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund >:(
Did you check his digestive system?...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱