Kreg's Pug Emporium

[Russa Nodrey]

One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.

Of course. *Stares intently at the pugs*

[Kreg]

*Walks over to the cashier* Okay here is your pug basics bundle. Would you like a receipt?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Sure! It'll make a great home-made scarf for my new pug 

[Kreg]

Hey Miss. (Russa) Have you chosen a pug you would like?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello, I would like six puglets.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*watches pugs* They're so cute!

[Kreg]

Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.

So you want a wonderland pug! Nice choice!

So do you have dog food and bowls and the such or would you like to buy some here?

[lass of something much]

Aww!

[Rosie Willowwater]

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER

[Kreg]

In a second miss, after this transaction with @Russa Nodrey

[Verdauga]

*Walks in through the storeroom door.*

Hallo, Hast thou any Newfoundlands?

[lass of something much]

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER

what happened?

[Rosie Willowwater]

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER

what happened?

Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund

[lass of something much]

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER

what happened?

Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund

Did you check his digestive system?...