No! Slap ME!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I really wish I could raise one eyebrow, but I haven't tried hard enough yet.

[Booklover]

When you do, you will be a true Ranger. As long as you drink lots of coffee.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Raises eyebrow* Indeed.

[Verdauga]

Wait a minute.



I drink lots of coffee.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gathp* He... He must be a Ranger!

[lass of something much]

Still working on the wave. I can push my eyebrows in and up in the center, and do the opposite.
There are a lot of people who cannot move their eyebrows independently of each other. Or move their ears. I can move my ears independently of each other. And wiggle my nose.

You weird old men..

[Kade Rivok]

Heh, what you consider to be old isn't really old 

[lass of something much]

Wiggling ears is such an old man thing, though!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hey, that's not...yes that is true. My grandfather does it. And my papa. (Not my dad, by the way. Papa is what we call Dad's dad.)

[lass of something much]

[Russa Nodrey]

A birb!

[Booklover]

Wait a minute.



I drink lots of coffee.

Look, we have already deduced that, whether you call yourself Halt, Arratay, Michael, Halto san, Verdauga, or any other aliases, you are Halt. Your surname just so happens to be a spoiler, but we know what that is as well.

[Kade Rivok]

Spoiler

[close]

He looks like he's going "Awwwww yiiiiiiss*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Guys! We're losing focus here!  )

[Kade Rivok]

I've done my duty.