The Official Wedding of Bookias

[lass of something much]

*splutters*

[Tinarandel]

*wakes up and finds self chained to the brick wall* Huh? Whoa! What did I miss? What's going? Is the wedding ceremony done? Are there any doughnuts left?!

*dragons roar frantically from outside in concern for their master*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*snaps the dragons necks* There! Now we wont have fire-tables, and burned steak!

[Verdauga]

O_O

*Revitalizes the dragons and sends them away.*

[lass of something much]

*wakes up and finds self chained to the brick wall* Huh? Whoa! What did I miss? What's going? Is the wedding ceremony done? Are there any doughnuts left?!

*dragons roar frantically from outside in concern for their master*

*frees paw and wanders over to Jared* A lot. A wedding..no, and yes.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

You have undon Dubby the Assasins work!!! You shall pay for this crime! Do Not laugh at my name! *moves silently towards verdie*

[lass of something much]

*throws fork at Ruba*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

you have hurt dubby the assasin! *wips out toy lightsaber, waves it around frantically, then breaks it against a chair; falls down*

[lass of something much]

*chuckles*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*realizes there is a fork in his chest!!!!!!!* *flops pathetically on the floor* *moans* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A FORK IN MY CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL DIE TONIGHT!!!! *flops face down into a triple layered cake with cream*

[Verdauga]

OH NOES! NOT DUBBY THE ASSASSIN! SPARE ME, I BEG OF YOU!

[shisteer of nothing much]

How dare you! Nobeast hurts a taniwha's relatives and lives with the consequences! *eats Rubbadub*
Jared, I unchained you, so you're free to move about as you wish. Doughnuts are still available and, if they do get used up, I can order some more.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*marches over to teers mouth* YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS THE HONORABLE DUBBY, FIFTH PRECENTACET OF TH GAURDIANS OF DUBBY! KING OF ALL ASSASINS! LORD OF THE APPLE-CREAM PIE SUPREME! NOW GET ME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*has already swallowed* Hmm, needs more salt. *picks small bones out of teeth and burps quietly* Nice snack, though.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts punching teers belly from the inside*