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Dotti Dillworthy

#150
October 29, 2020, 12:51:04 PM
*dibbun Dotti awakes with such noise* Wha's gowin' on?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#151
October 29, 2020, 09:31:56 PM
*Throws a teddy bear at Dibbun Dotti*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#152
October 30, 2020, 04:55:35 AM
*Infant Seb has disappeared*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#153
October 30, 2020, 08:00:04 AM
One down, a few to go.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Dotti Dillworthy

#154
October 30, 2020, 09:33:12 AM Last Edit: October 30, 2020, 10:17:55 AM by Dotti Dillworthy
*catches and plays teddy bear while singing If You Dare in a dibbunish fashion* O fewwmin eev yeh dehr, kumm en' weesit us summday...

Kade Rivok

#155
October 30, 2020, 05:04:00 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:55:35 AM
*Infant Seb has disappeared*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 30, 2020, 08:00:04 AM
One down, a few to go.

Sorry, my bad.

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of bullying Kade and begins singing Bullies To Me Hark*

*Revives.*  NONE CAN BECOME BORED OF ME!  *Picks up Infant Ebby and begins running around.*
*Infant Ebby shrieks in a mixture of fear and delight*

*Stops dashing about and sets Infant Ebby down.*  Now, be a good chook or there'll be more where that came from!
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#156
October 30, 2020, 05:07:21 PM
*Infant Ebby instantly puts her paws on her chest, sticks her elbows out and imitates a chicken*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#157
October 30, 2020, 05:14:20 PM
Yes yes, you're being such a good chook  ::)
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#158
October 30, 2020, 05:16:00 PM
*Infant Ebby is enjoying being a chicken*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#159
October 30, 2020, 09:34:23 PM
*Holds out a handful of grain to Chicken Ebantu* Don't worry, it's not poisoned. Heheheheheh.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Scott McLamok

#160
October 30, 2020, 09:39:40 PM
*Throws a spoon at Ghost Jarky*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#161
October 31, 2020, 12:34:40 AM
Bad baby.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

#162
October 31, 2020, 06:44:04 AM
* Infant Lass hides behind the nearest thing, which happens to be toddler Scott
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Dotti Dillworthy

#163
October 31, 2020, 07:37:05 AM Last Edit: October 31, 2020, 07:39:32 AM by Dotti Dillworthy
*dibbun Dotti builds a mountain out of pillows and books, imagining it to be Salamandastron and pretending to be a Badger Lady by wearing the mask and cloak and placing her teddy bear and other stuffed toys as Long Patrol hares*

Jarky Thistlebrush

#164
October 31, 2020, 07:40:00 AM
*There is a sudden crack* *Lightning zings down the pendant lamp and strikes (normal) Jarky*....
INFANT JARKY!
Well, dis's FUN! *Joins Infant Lass* We playin' hide an' seek?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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