Delete the Cellars

[Mara the Wolf]

*throws DanielofRedwall, Dannflower Reguba, Cornflower MM, Rosie Willowwater, Verdauga, shisteer of nothing much, and Booklover in Brazen Bulls*

There.
Guys, Easter barbecue tonight! The main course is roast dictator, with sides of roast sympathesizer!

[Cornflower MM]

The use of our whole usernames is making me feel very fancy and like I should be dressed for a formal dinner. Speaking of, what kinda barbeque sauce is there gonna be? Sweet and spicy?

[Mara the Wolf]

Sweet & smoky. My favorite.

[Verdauga]

Mmm. I don't think this dinner is going to work. Do you have any vegetarian options?

[Mara the Wolf]

Vegetarian, vegan, AND Soy-free, just in case anyone's allergic.

[Verdauga]

That's so thoughtful!
*Sits at the table and tucks in napkin.* Is the food on it's way?

[Mara the Wolf]

*serves turkey, ham, baked beans, potato salad, egg salad, acorn salad, soy-free veggie dogs, bean burgers, vegetarian chili dogs (lactose-free cheese optional), fruit platters, lactose-free soft-serve ice cream, and white chocolate cookies*

Ta-da!

[Cornflower MM]

POTATO SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! *Steals the whole bowl of it*

[DanielofRedwall]

vegan

I guess I'm the vegan option?

[Russa Nodrey]

Hah!

[Captain Wortshire]

You know the best way to to avoid conflict is not to engage...

I should know...

[shisteer of nothing much]

*takes the white chocolate cookies and sits under the table*

[Booklover]

Vegetarian, vegan, AND Soy-free, just in case anyone's allergic.

Also dumpster juice free?

Is it gluten free? Vegan? Celery free? Poison free? Strawberry free? Drug free? Potato free? Duck free? Houmous free? Steak and cheese pie free? Dumpster/skiff juice free? Pie floater free? Dibbler (or similar) food free? Chocolate free? Cheese free? Water free? Free? Egg free? Member free? Dirt free? Coffee free? Artificial colourings and flavourings free?

[Mara the Wolf]

*Tosses Booklover back into the Brazen Bull*

Shut up.

[Booklover]

That's a no, then.