Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Oh sorry. We hired him to murder the meat.
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!!

[Lantur]

Yeah, we don't take the time to cut the chicken ourselves. Have fun! *leaves*

Waiter, there's a fortune cookie in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

What does it say?
Waiter there's a tV in my soup.

[Nightfire]

That's our limited-time entertainment course.

Waiter, there's a High Rhulain in my soup!

[Mad Maudie]

yeah sorry we forgot to cook her all the way *Leaves*

Waiter i'm in my soup (I am very bored)

[Nightfire]

Ugh! Get out of there this instant! You'll give all of my guests food poisoning! MOST unsanitary!!!



Waiter, why is Edward Cullen swimming around in my soup?


(This should be interesting)

[Skipper]

ooo can he turn me into a vampire!?
Waiter, there's a wolverine in my soup *shivers*

[Nightfire]

Well don't just sit there like a befuddled badger! Kill it!


Waiter, why is Princess Zelda standing in my soup and glaring at me?

[redwallgurl]

i think shes angry at you for going to eat her just eat it anyway full of nutrients

waiter theres a wig in my soup!!

[eualaia]

thats chuck norris's



waiter theres a taco in my soup O___o

[Nightfire]

Quick! Call James Gryphon! He's been looking for his profile picture for months!

Sorry, whenever I hear about tacos, I think about James and the discussion thread about his profile pic.



Waiter, there's a tiger swimming in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

It's probably Maudie's.

Waiter, Demise (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword) is in my soup, and Ghirahim is resurrecting him!

[eualaia]

grabs master sword and hylian shield* i got him!


waiter ghirahim's cutlass is in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, return it to him.
Waiter, there's a swimming pool in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

you wanted it extra watery.

Waiter, a UFO is in my soup.