Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Unidentified Floating Object? Quick! Call the scientists!


Waiter, Ranguvar Foeseeker is killing a stoat in my soup!

[Skipper]

well kick her out, she got banned from the resturant for fighting the customers
Waiter, there's a piece of paper in my soup

[Nightfire]

Eat it, it's good fiber.

Waiter, there's a bolt of lightning in my soup!

[Mad Maudie]

you ordered it with extra zap!

Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup! and its cute!

[eualaia]

free pet



waiter theres a soldier in my soup

[Nightfire]

Is he Commander David Jael, by any chance? I heard he was in town.


Waiter, there's a Galactic Federation marine in my soup!


(See my profile picture for details )

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, you're the violent one. Boot him out of there!
Waiter, there's a profile in my soup!

[Skipper]

well see whose it is then!
Wait, theres no shimp in this soup, by the way have you heard of hotroot soup? you should serve it

[Tiria Wildlough]

You're right, we should. But the head cook at the moment is Scarum. And as for the shrimps, well, they're there, you just need glasses.
Waiter, there's a garden snail in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

You wanted something exotic.

Waiter, there's skilly an' duff in my soup!

[Mad Maudie]

that is the point of skilly soup aint it?

Waiter there is a my little pony in my soup!

[eualaia]

kill it




waiter theres a :3 in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, eat it.
Waiter, there's a bottle of nail polish in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Yuck! How did that get there?!

Waiter, someone's siggie is in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Oh, that's mine. *snatches it*
Waiter, there's a Nightie in my soup!